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A Diary OF A Backyard Dog

NEW DOG FOOD

ok my owner left the house like an hour ago and when she came back she had a big bag i mean bigger than me!how am i supposed to eat all that!!!!!!!then she poured it into a black bowl and put beans. then she put it in front of me so, i ate it when she came back something dropped out of her hands then she put me outside what was that all about?

SUMMER UUH.

This is the only reason i HATE summer first of all it is hot who turned off the air conditioning? second of all my owner takes me to the groomer all the time so i want it to be over it. where is the water?

WHAT!

OK,I am running from my owner right now she was like really mad at me!ok here is what happened the back gate was OPEN so I was like hey this must be another kind of training so i went out and Iwas trying to find her all the sudden this other lady was chasing after me it was so scary so now i'm hiding cause' I dont want another lady chasing me!YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!(or dead)