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Smells like Strawberry Milk & Oatmeal.

11.

Guess what! There IS someone in the house I can mess around with! Monty. The new pain in my butt. Mum's not fussing over him too much, so it's good. He's obviously dad's dog, so I can't be bothered. Whatever it is, mum belongs to me.

He's such a cry-baby. I snapped at him for trying to take my toy away & he screamed the house down. Geez. Grow up. We don't have many toys to play with now. Mum kept most of them.

He follows me quite a bit & I LOVE to annoy him when he's sleeping. What's the use of having him around if he's not going to entertain me as & when I want? MUAHAHAHAHAHA.

I'm so evil. It's ok because mum loves me anyway. I'm going to pounce on the sleeping pig now. HAHAHA.

10.

It's been ages hasn't it? Yes it has. Thanks to my lazy lazy lazy... Ok, ok. Busy busy busy mum.

Latest update on things, I'm spayed. & I just got to meet someone who might possibly be joining our little family soon. Her name's Ché. It used to be Ebony, but mum's calling her Ché. She's kinda pretty, but of course I'm the prettiest.

Ché tried to get to know me, but I was too busy wanting to go play with Sugar that I didn't bother to get to know her. Mum wasn't too pleased, but hey! At least I didn't rip her to shreds. Pfft.

Mum's a lil upset & heartbroken 'coz there's some stuff going on that's not permitting Ché to OFFICIALLY be my lil sis. Kinda sucks. Gets a lil lonely sometimes. 'Coz like Ché's sponsored by the some lady who found her & 'coz we're migrating, the lady doesn't want mum to abandon her over there. But there's no way mum will do that. You should have seen how she fussed over Ché. She put her heart & soul to get to know that little pup.

Well, we'll see how things go. Let's hope there'll be someone I can mess up the house with. It's nice to have someone creating trouble along with you.

9.

Trips to town rock. But I hate how loads of people keep fussing over Spike & me. It's just annoying. I mean, look, it's like they've NEVER seen dogs in their lives! Goodness. Some people. Really.

Mum & dad's been hella busy. But apparently, dad's not working anymore, so he'll be able to spend more mad insane time with me. MUAHAHAHAHA. Mum's gotta go to school & stuff. & she leaves real early in the morning. Sometimes she's even gone before I wake up! Damn she's fast!

The dog tags mum & dad bought finally got here. Mum got me a cat shaped dog tag. It says "B.I.T.C.H.". Hey, no one's denying. The tag dad ordered has a mistake on it. It's supposed to say "S.T.F.U.", but it says "S.F.T.U." instead. I mean, WTF is SFTU?! But it's all good. It should get here within the next month. I HOPE.

I've been making an effort to pee & poo outside instead of at home. Mum & dad go insane when I don't pee on the pee tray anymore. It's kinda funny to see them clean up after me. But hey! There's been a major change in schedule, I see mum a lot less. & I miss her. Pfft.