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You can call me muffin.

All about ME! Just how life is supposed to be.

.:About you:.

Name: Rosco P. Coltrane

Age (in dog years): 3 months

Age (in human years): Like, 1 and 3/4.

Breed: American Bulldog/APBT

Fur color: Mostly white, with lots of feckles and some brindle patches.

Fur Patern: Freckles and patches.

Size: Pretty small right now. But I'll grow up to be a big boy.

Weight: A little over 25lbs.

Nuetered/Spayed: Not until I'm about a year old or so.

Where were you born: In Waianae.

Where are you now: In my crate. (shh...Don't tell mommy I've got the computer.)

How many brothers/sisters did/do you have: None so far. Daddy gets a dog before mommy gets a new one.

Do you have any strange markings: One of my patches has a "cut out" in the shape of a perfect rectangle.

Were you adopted from a pound: No. I was adopted from a private rescue.


.:Favorites:.

Food: Anything and everything my mom will let me eat... and a lot of things she won't.

Sleeping spot: Next to the couch. Or in the corner of the patio.

Walking place: I HATE going on walks.

Bone: Pork shoulder is the only bone I've had.

Treat: Anything is a treat to me. I just love eating.

Animal to chase: Geckos!


.:Top 3:.

Who's you #1 friend: Mommy.

#2 friend: Daddy... sometimes.

#3 friend: A husky mix named Ghost.

Whats your #1 toy: My plastic stick that squeaks.

#2 toy: The stuffed rhino I got for being a good boy at the vet.

#3 toy: A ratty stuffed yellow chicken.


.:Have you ever:.

Been to the beach: Lots.

Seen snow: Nope. Won't as long as we're stuck here.

Traveled out of your town: Mhm.

Bite a person: Only playing. But I'm starting to learn that's not ok.

Been bit BY a person: One time mommy did, but not hard.

Ate a frog: Nope. Just geckos and bugs and slugs.

Broke a leg or paw: Nah. But my people won't be surprised if I do. I'm accident prone.


:Extra's:.

Most annoying thing a human can do: Ignore me. I'm to cute for that!

Most awsome thing a human can do: Let me sleep in the bed. (But daddy's a meanie.)

Boyfriend/girlfriend: I'm not interested in all that.

Do you wear a collar: Sure do.

If so what color: Blue camo. Gotta rep that Navy pride!

A walk with Rosco.

Outside?? Outside?? Leash! That means walk. Sit. Wait. Ok, go. Potty time! I go potty. Look mom! Potty! Ok, let's go! No, not that way, mommy! That's the street and there are cars, so let's go this way. ugh! Ok, ok. We go to the street. Hey, you wanna carry me? Mommommommommom! You can carry me? Please carry-- hey! I smell something. Gecko! Mommy, gecko! I can has it? No?! Look, a car. Ohhh! A leaf. I lay down and get the leaf. Can I bring it with us? Yes! Look mom, I got a leaf! See the-- gecko! Another one! I can has this one? Jeez. Hey, it's people! I want to pet the people! We can visit?? Hey, people! Heyheyhey! Time to cross the street. Sit. Wait. Ok, go. What's that fluffy thing? Oh, it's a dog! I can play? It's play time? Not play time? What do you mean "It's hot, let's go"?? Excuses, mommy! Sprinkler! Run! Are you hot now mom? Oh! Oh! It's the baby's house! What do you mean they don't live there anymore? But it's the baby's house. Can we just go look? I'm not moving til we go look. Jeez, we'll go. Home is this-- that's not how we go home! I don't wanna go again. I've been walking for like 100 miles now, mom! I don't care about your love handles, I think you're beautiful. Do you wanna carry me?? Hey, you should carry me. Please, mommy, pleasepleaseplease! Sprinklers again! Runrunrun! Baby's house. Sure you don't wanna look? Cross the street. Sit. Wait. Ok, go. Puppy! It's a puppy! Play time now? No?? But it's a puppy! Cross the street. Sit. Wait. Ok, go. A hill! Up the hill. Look, it's a girl! I can pet the girl?? Hey, girl! Look, mommy! I pet the girl. Mmmm. Something smells good! Let's gogogo! I smell it. Oh, it's at our house! Daddy turned on the goodness machine! Can we go to the grill? I can has some?? Yes, I can?? Oh, I love food! I love walk! I love daddy! I love you, mommy! Sleepy time... *zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Happy Memorial Day!

So it's my first holiday without my daddy. Mommy says I better get used to it, because she's only spent one of each holiday with him. But she also says I should be really proud of him because he's gone for a good reason.

I've been learning a lot while he's gone! Daddy taught me how to sit, and now I've learned to lay down, and then sit back up when mommy tells me. I quit biting all the time, and mommy's ankles don't look like they got caught in a bear trap anymore. I still hate it when she wears pants though, and I remind her by latching on and making her drag me around the house.
I love little babies! One of the girls who stays here lives in our neighborhood, and I always try to tell mom we need to go visit when we walk by her house. Sometimes we do, and I get to play in the field or ride in the bottom of the stroller if they come with us.

Hope everyone has a good time today!
Remember our troops, especially my daddy! I miss him.