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June 6th 2009 11:29 pm
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I 'knew' my diary was going to end up just like everything else she tries setting up online. She gets all signed up and organized and then gets so busy that she forgets to update for a really long time. Though, at least with my diary she 'is' updating! :D Though, I think it would have been much more fun if she helped me do a 'big' update earlier rather than clean and try to sort through, organize, and, if necessary, dispose of paperwork. :-/ I especially don't like the last one, as the shredder is 'noisy'! I think it is possessed by little demons, just like my pink and purple and green fleecy tug rope. She says I have to exorcize it often because it has pink in it and it therefore also has daemons in it. Somehow I think the use of exorcize was meant as a joke, but I do not think she is very funny. Maybe people with such a high IQ and such a fondness for junk food just shouldn't make jokes? ;) :D

Anyways, she apparently believes it is time for sleep, so I need to go now. Maybe I can sneak on tomorrow when she tries to rescue the demon fleece from where I buried it under a pillow in the back of me and sister's house? I don't think she's little enough to be able to reach all the way back but she is determined so I am sure she will find a way to get it out ... hopefully a very time-consuming way. :D

Oh, and sadly we are now out of home-made beef jerky. She needs to go check the bargain bin again the next time she is at the supermarket she gets the beef for jerky from. Maybe she'll also buy more frozen pre-made hamburger patties when she is there. Those are good, especially if she breaks one in half and lets me and sister have beef-sicles. :D

Goodnight everyone! :)

p.s. Why can't she remember that only the crunchy, hard part of the romaine hearts is tasty for dogs? The leafy green bits aren't any good, so we have to take them off and leave them on the floor. That way they dont' go to waste, as they become modern art. She should pay us for doing that. :D

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Barked by: Mollie (Dogster Member)

June 7th 2009 at 10:11 am

Nipper...
maybe if mistress takes some good pics of the lettuce leaf art, she can make lotsa moolah. It's amazin what peeps will pay fur modern art, snort, snort.
Woofs an licks...yur furiend...Mollie

Barked by: Nipper (Dogster Member)

June 7th 2009 at 2:03 pm

I think you are right, Mollie. Now I just need to steal Auntie's little camera (Auntie has 'lots' of cameras) and give it to mistress and then we will be rich. :D

Barked by: Rin (Dogster Member)

June 11th 2009 at 5:27 pm

Oh Nipper,

You are just way to cute!
The High IQ, fondness for Junk Food is Toooo Funny, And I know my skin Mom seems unable to grasp the concept of venison chews are way more tasty than my pet vitamins, even when I spit them out and wait for something better!
Come visit sometime, I am a bit new to this thing, I am also on our website alldogsbigandsmall.com (the About Us Page, and the Tay Czar Talk Page too!)
Keep on Howlin,
Rin

Barked by: Nipper (Dogster Member)

June 14th 2009 at 7:55 am

Rin,

Thanks! :)
That's so funny too! :D I know mistress dupes me into taking my heartworm preventative each month, but I don't have a problem with that as she hides it in cheese or ground beef and always gives me more than is necessary to hide the pill. :)
I will. :)
Tail wags,
Nipper