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Diary of A Wimpy Dog

First of all...

First of all I'd like to clarify that even if this says 'Diary' on the cover it doesn't mean that it is. It is a JOURNAL. There is no Dear Diary this or Dear Diary that and there is absolutely NO juicy secrets if that's what your thinking. So I wouldn't be caught DEAD with a diary, because this is a JOURNAL a JOURNAL!!!
So today was a normal day... I would talk about school but of course I'm a dog not a kid and I have no work since I'm not an adult either. So I have come to the conclusion that I am clearly not a human. I'm a dog, a furry mammal that is the best friend of the human NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. So the day wasn't any fun at all, just me looking blankly at everything around me, yadayadayada..... But night wasn't so normal ish... So um my master came with this weird thingy in her hands. She clicked some button on the top of the thing. And started narrating or something. Then she unclicked the thing and stood up. Then Milky went crazy. Doing somersaults and aerobatics. Master clicked the thing back on. Then I trotted over to Milky. It started to unfold. Milky swished his paw into my face. Then we fought. To make a long story short we fought then My master's master went in then we stopped. Here's a video of us: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mwto-GBqpEY

And that's the end of that day...