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Being Dozer

I Did Good!

Well,Dad is back home and he said I did a wonderful job while he was gone!
I went outside this morning and I was shocked!Somebody stole summer!It was a really chilly morning.It was cloudy,rainy and downright crappy!I hear from the lady on TV that tomorrow it will be nicer.I sure do hope so....I hated today.
Me and my sisfur Maya have been chillin for the past week or so.We haven't even been playin tag much.Well,we did have a really good run down the hallwaythe other day!Maya started it...we were just kinda playin around and she took off.I had to chase her...right? We started off kinda slow but by the time we reached the hall we were at full speed!We went right through the half open bedroom door and jumped for the bed.That thing must not be nailed down or somethin cause it slid all the way across the room and up against the wall!!OOPS..!! Mom thought the house was fallin down,,hee hee!We didn't get in trouble...just put outside for a while.
Life is good at our house.....!

My First Job!

Today I got my first BIG job! Dad had to go out of town so he told me I was in charge of security! At first I was a little unsure of what exactly security is.I'm pretty smart but I can't know every human word.I am only two years old...geeze!
So,anyway I guess I got the Blank Look and Dad explained the whole thing to me.These are the rules he gave me........
1. Do not let anyone bother Mom
2. Do keep my ears open for strange noises while Mom sleeps
3. Make sure the doors are locked tight before bed
4. Remind Mom to turn on the porch light at dark
5. Do Not drool on my pillow while you sleep on my side of the bed
6.Be a good watchdog and protect your Mom and Maya

I don't have any problems with rules 1 through 5 but let me tell you that Maya sure don't need MY protection!!She can be one mean girl dog when she needs to be!She even scares me sometimes!!
I guess this means that I won't be takin as many naps as usual....I can do that for Mom!I love my Mom lots!!!
I am the MAN of the family for the next couple of days and I will do a good job! I promised Dad.......

Lazy Days!

I LOVE summer! It has been very warm in Hillsboro,Ohio where I live.I think everything smells wonderful! Did you ever put your nose right down in the grass after your humans mowed it?I did that today and I swear it made me feel like I was in heaven!I went all over the yard checking to see if it ALL smells that good...it does!

Then we got the flowers.....I didn't know that if you put your nose in a flower you get this stuff all over your nose....did you?It made me sneeze and shake my head.My Mom laughed at me.....She said they were lilies.They smelled good but I don't like that STUFF! We got us some Honeysuckle vine growin right beside our fence and Mom says it will make the whole yard smell good when it blooms!I can't wait for that!

I think humans make their food outside in the summertime.Some days I smell all kinds of food stuff.My favorite so far is STEAK...it makes me drool when I smell it cookin!! BOL!

I'm gonna go lay my handsome self down in the smell-good grass and take me a nice long summertime nap!!!
I'll let ya know about that Honeysuckle.......