The Vet

So a few weeks ago I went to the vet and gots a shot. I didn't like it at all! The only part I did like was all the kisses, and I enjoyed staring at the kittens that were for sale. The worst part of all was that when I got home I got sick and I got poo-poo everywhere! I felt so bad, the Doccy said that the medicine would probley make me sick, so I guess that is why. Oh, and guess what, on the way there mommy was telling me about all the good things about the vet, like they give you cookies, but I didn't even get a single one! I was so upset, cause I really love cookies! Well, I finally have the worst news yet, I have to go BACK! Yep, sometime after May 29, and mommy says that's already past so I guess it will be soon! :( I will let you know how it goes. Gots to go fur now, I hear a toy squeaking, Byes!

Dog Survey

:About you:.

Name: Bailey

Age (in dog years): Almost 3 months

Age (in human years): Not sure...

Breed: Labrador Retriever

Fur color: Yellow

Fur Patern: No pattern though my back is shaded darker yellow

Size: Small fur now

Weight: 15 lbs

Nuetered/Spayed: Not old enough yet

Where are you now: Outside on the back porch

How many brothers/sisters did/do you have: My mommy had 10 babies!

Do you have any strange markings: I have a dark spot on my ear

Were you adopted from a pound: No


.:Favorites:.

Food: Cheese (I snuck sum)

Sleeping spot: On a vent

Walking place: In the yard

Bone: Flavored

Treat: Pretzels (Yes, they are dog treats)

Animal to chase: Birds and Squirrels

.:Top 3:.

Who's you #1 friend: Mommy

#2 friend: Aunt

#3 friend: Uncle

Whats you #1 toy: Stuffed Monkey

#2 toy: Chicken

#3 toy: Rope


.:Have you ever:.

Been to the beach: Nope

Seen snow: Nope

Traveled out of your town: Yes

Bite a person: Just playing

Been bit BY a person: No

Ate a frog: No

Broke a leg or paw: Nope


.:Extra's:.

Most annoying a human can do: Put me on a leash

Most awsome this a human can do: Give me treats!

boyfriend/girlfriend: No, but I like someone!

Do you wear a collar: yes

If so what color: Black

The Thoughts That Run Through My Head When We......Play- Fetch

Ooooooo YES, we are going outside!!! OH MY GOODNESS, OH MY GOODNESS!! SHE HAS A BALL!! SHE HAS A BALL!! Hurry up Lazy pants, don't just walk out the door ru.......OUCH STUPID GLASS, why it it always so clean? Awwww you got out before me! Hang on, let me run in circles a minute. WAIT I wasn't finished, OH the ball, got to get the ball! Where are you, you little rascal? Oh My Dog there you are!! Oooooooo I am sooooo excited I got it!!! Hehe, now I am going to play a little game with mommy! Here mommy here you go, NOPE!! CHASE ME, CHASE ME, CHASE ME!!!! Awwwww come on don't just stand there! FINE, this time I will let you get it!! THROW IT AGAIN!! WOOHOO, run, run, run!!! Whoa, where did it go? OOOO it's over there by that rope toy! ROPE TOY!!! I am taking this instead!! Here mommy, can we play with this! UGH mommy don't just set it there, tug on it! But, I don't want to play with the ball!! Don't even waste your time throwing cause I won't go get it! Ok maybe I will! BALL!! WOOHOO! Oooooo I discovered something! This ball has fuzzy stuff on it! Oooooo, I am going to rip it alllllllllll off!! UGH, MOMMY, I was playing with that! WAIT, where are you going, but I don't want to go inside! FINE, I guess I have to! OUCH, stupid door! I think I will get a drink of water and take a nap now it will probably help ease my headaches.

The Life of a Puppy

The Life of a Puppy

This morning, I woke up & kissed my dad's head.
I peed on the carpet, then went back to bed.
"The life of a puppy, oh my, this is great."
Then I thought about breakfast," I hope it's not late."

Mom took me outside, we walked for a while.
This never fails to make Mama smile.
I sniffed of everything, that we did pass,
I ate something weird - it gave me gas.

I'm sure God loves me, I know that is true.
He gave me so many great things to chew.
Rugs, plants or rocks, I really don't care.
What I truly like best, is Dad's underwear.

That obedience book, was sort of yummy.
Though it didn't sit well on my poor puppy tummy.
I threw up a bit, but that was all right,
When Mom found it later, I was well out of sight.

I made streamers of T. P., while running at full speed.
Mom is pretty quick -- but I was still in the lead.
I flew under the bed, and Mom flew past,
She stopped-shook her head, and breathed,
"You're too fast."

Mama later phoned Daddy, and said, "It was frightening!"
That afternoon, she was sure I'd pooped lightning.
She'd sat at the computer, while I chewed the cord,
She thought I was mad, but I was just bored.

When Mama had enough, couldn't take anymore,
That's when my tushy got shoved out the door.
I love it inside, but outside is best.
Lay in the cool grass, and had a good rest.

That didn't last long, there was too much to do--
Can't quite remember where I hid Daddy's shoe.
I found an old bone, and scratched at a flea,
I watched the dumb squirrels as they jumped in a tree.

I barked at the kids, when they got off the bus.
I can't figure out why this makes Mama fuss.
I barked at the neighbor, I barked at the wind.
I barked and barked, till Mom yelled, "COME IN."

The sun dipped in the west-soon Daddy would come!
I sure love my daddy: we always have fun.
I barked at my daddy, then turned on my charms,
I woo-wooed, "Hello," then jumped in his arms.

Sitting under the table -- it's sooo hard to wait.
Daddy slipped me a goodie right off his plate.
I raced through the house, and scattered my toys,
Ricocheted off the furniture, and made lots of noise.

Mom found her purse - the one I abused.
Daddy let loose a chuckle. Mom asked "Amused??"
I cowered down low, I must be in trouble.
Dad said, "Wasn't MY boy, it must be his double!"

Mom turned off the TV, and said,"Time for bed."
Dad said "Let's go boy," and patted my head.
I got in my spot, between Mom and Dad,
I thought 'bout my day and what fun I had.

Mama kicked out my bone from the covers below,
Then let loose a sigh -- a sigh deep and low.
She gave me a kiss, and snuggled me tight,
And whispered so softly, 'My darling goodnight'.

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