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Blueberry's Barks

A Dirty Trick!

I got all excited Sunday mornin. Dad called me, an got my leash. I fought for sure we were goin on a walk, just me an Dad! Den, we got outside an he had da hose, shampoo, an a towel. I was tricked! I hate baffs! I tried to get my revenge on him all day, but he eluded me. Dat's okay. Just know, Dadberry, dat I'ff got my eye on you!

Happy Birfday to Me!

Roo Hoo! Yesterday was my fourf birfday, an it was greyt! I got special gravy for my dinner, a special treat from the dog bakery wiff frosting on it, an some fun new toys. I gotta bark, dis birfday bizness is da best. I wish it was my birfday everyday!

Howlin' at the Moon!

Okay, so I'll admit it. I'ff been in a little trouble dis monf. After we went on vacation, which was greyt, I was a teeny bit jealous of da diamond necklace an' collar Treat got, plus she got dis one collar wiff a neat tassel on it. So, da other day, I stole it off the table an' gave it what for. Actrooly, I only destroyed da tassel, but Mom an' Treat weren't amused. I don't know why I do dese fings. Rooly! Den, yesterday, Mom took Treat wiff her to da dog barkery party, an' Dad left to run some errands, so I emptied da trash can, since Dad frew away part of a hamburger instead of giffin' it to me, an' let dem know how I felt about bein' left behind! It rooly fink dat's it's da influence of da moon an' da fought of Howlin' Day dat's got me all worked up!