February 27th 2010 1:10 pm
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Strange things goin' on around here today. Furst I herd strange sounds comin' frum the batroom. I ran in there to see what it was. Mom had some strange contraption pointed at her head. She sez she was stylin' her hair. Then she pointed the thing at me and I felt warm air come from it. I wagged my tail but I didn't want to get too close to it. I seen someting similar to it at the groomer and I don't like it too much there, either.
Next she smeared a bunch of stuff the same color as her skin all over her face. Then she put powder on top of that! There was also some goopy stuff she put on her eyelashes. After she was all done in there she still looked like my mom but a little diffurent.
She then put on clothes like I haven't seen her wear since New Year's Eve and Dad is dressed in clothes that I haven't ever seen him wear befure.
I am thinking this all has something to do with the Wicked thing. See? They are diffurent already and they haven't even left the house yet! Oh, Woh is me!
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I think those things are called "blow dryers" AKA doogie torture devices when they're pointed at your face. I try to bite the air coming out of them but it doesn't work to well.
You right about that being a torturer thing! They tried to torture me at the groomers. Although I don't think they blew it in my face, but I still thought it was torture.
The vacuum seems to be a torturer, too! I guess I don't like air whether it's blowing out or sucking in.