February 20th 2010 10:41 am
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Yesterfurday I got NO fetchin! Was I sick or injured wit broken bones? NO! Was all of my fambily sick or injured wit broken bones? NO! Thankfurly we are all healthy and fit as fiddles, thank you furry much. We (or should I say Mom) just did not get around to it. We (Mom) did not make it a priority! Can you believe that, fetchin' not a priority this day?!
Anywoof, it started out an ordinary day. We took my boy to school. That's normal, that's fine. But then wait, no, we passed the Covered Bridge Park! Mom, you missed your turn! What's goin' on here?! "It's too wet today, Pep." That was her excuse. TOO WET?! Wetness is great! I LUV wetness!
Instead we walked around the Kmart parking lot. Now walkin' is fine and dandy. I LIKE walkin'. But it has NOTHING on the joy I get from fetchin'. Ok, guess I have to wait fur lunch time at the doggy park.
But, get this, at lunch time we went walkin' again! First we walked to the bank. Mom had some checks to deposit. Fine, I like to have furpose and destinations. Then we walked to the UPS store to drop off an envelope. Ok, that's acceptable too. NOW let's go to the dog park!? But, NO, then we walked back to the office! What's goin' on here?!
Mom said she's meeting a girlfriend fur dinner and didn't want to get her pants all dirty at the dog park. Mom has dog park shoes but apparently did not tink to bring dog park pants.
Afterfur, dinner we came home and Mom got down my sponge that I like to fetch in the hallway. This is a real fun sponge that has all kinds of fuzzies all over it. I like it a lot. So much so that I cannot be left unsupervised with it. It is supposed to be a fetch toy NOT a chew toy. Anywoof, this made things a little better and I was able to get a good night's sleep.
And this mornin' I had fetchin to my heart's delight right here at the ole homestead. Whew! Now I'm not gunna explode!
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No fetchin' ????? Dat r jus' WONG!!! At weast hur twieded tu make it up tu yu dis day, Pepper!!
No fetching??? What kinda new torture is this?
Torture, indeed. Obviously this humom needs more training. Well, ya know, it's an ongoing process! Don't worry, I'LL get her priorities straightened out.
BOL little pep...here: 1 fetch = 1 treat
0 treat = 0 fetch
maybe if you play hard to get...