October 10th 2009 2:48 pm
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Hewoo Maxfans how the heck is everypup today? I am okay but a little sad about my friend Gracie who busted her leg today. Her mummy works with my mummy at the Forest Service. Gracie fell and broke her leg real bad but a good doctor is going to put Gracie back together again on Monday using pins and screws and rods and stuff and the doctor says Gracie will be 100% after 6 or 8 weeks. So thanks for asking but I am a little sad but I am praying for my little friend.
Okay Sasha told me to write 7 facts about me, the MAXMAN, and then post them in my diary and then I have to ask like I think seven friends to do the same thing. You do not have to if you do not want to because unlike those stupid human e-mail chains nothing bad will happen if you do not participate.
Okay so here are some MAXFACTS for my MAXFANS. Number 1, I wuv my family and my sissy Maddie is one of my best pals even though she does not play fair with boys and when she gets mad she nips me in the giblets. NOT FAIR! Okay Number 2, My besta like ever in the entire whole universe which is a really, really big place, is Fly Guy. We are pretty much superheros. We are super Navy Seabee SEALS. We also play football and I am the quarterback and Fly is the retriever receiver. Oh, and Maddie is our kicker even though girls are not allowed but we make her wear an oversized jersey so no one notices. Okay, Number 3, I wuv to talk a lot every night just as the sun goes down. I do not know why. I like to fly inverted on my rug and play with my toys and then I just talk….and talk and talk and talk. Mummy and daddy laugh at me. Okay, what number am I at… Okay, Number 4, I am a wuver who likes to cuddle. I cuddle mummy every night while she reads. I just put my head next to mummys and it makes me feel happy. Okay, Number 5, My brother Duke still hates me even though I am real nice to him and I wuv him. Every day I run up to him and put my head next to his but every day Duke growls at me. I am convinced that if I continue this tactic one day the Duke will be my pal. Not today though. Maybe tomorrow. Okay Number 6, My Nana wuvs me a lot. So does my Gramps. We play at Gramp’s park almost every day and we swim at the Lake at his house and we just wuv our Grandparents a LOT! Okay this is Number 7, I wuv pumpkin. I have to have pumpkin in my food. Mummy started feeding me pumpkin when I was a puppy because I made pancakes instead of Tootsie Rolls and the pumpkins helped bind me. Now I have to have pumpkin all the time. Try it you will like it! Okay this is Number 8, I wuv the Maxcave. That is where I hang out and no one else hangs out there except Maddie’s kitty that is named Annapurna. Annie is okay even though she is a kitty, so I let her hang with the Maxman. Ooops…I think I was only supposed to tell you seven things about me so you can just forget about the Annapurna thing even though it is true. If you want to keep it consider it a bonus from THE MAXMAN! Oh, and if you want a Number Nine! – I have a girlfriend named Goldie and we are someday going to have a family together so place your order for a MiniMax! THIS IS THE MAXMAN OVER AND OUT!
September 15th 2009 3:31 pm
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Hi Internet buddies it is me, Madicus Maximus of Oakhaven Oregon. But they call me The Maxman! Oh and hey even though Dogster still has me listed as 11 months old, well NOT TRUE! On September 10th I turned a whole 100 year old which is 12 months old, or 365 days old, or guess how many hours I have been roaming this planet old….8,760! SICK! I could not have done it without the support of my besta friend and close bro, The Fly Guy! We sure have been through a lot together and we are SuperDupperCanine Troopers! That’s right, we are Super Seabee Navy Pup SEALS. I would share some stories with you if I could but I can not because they are all top secret like missions. So guess what else? My Grandparents celebrated their 50th Anniversary on the 7th of September but we celebrated with all sorts of fam and friends on the 12th and Nana was overwhelmed and cried and stuff and I think Gramps sort of did too but he hid it and then all the friends and fam came to our house and gave me all sorts of attention. Fly was here too so we PARTIED! We were partying a lot cause we celebrated my birthday too! Mummy made a big banana cake with pumpkin frosting and I shared it. Then everyone gave me wrapped presents and I took them all to the Maxcave and I unwrapped them in there and boy did I get some great toys or WHAT?! The Maxman is happy! Well…sort of sad now because everyone went home including my besta like EVER pal in the entire UNIVERSE, the Fly Guy… NOT FAIR! But me and my sissy, Maddie McGee are okay and playing together and I am sharing my toys with her and everything. But still, I miss my big bro. Oh one last thing before I end my 1 year old blog update…Fly Guy’s mummy who is my Auntee and my mummy’s little adopted sissy WON THE DOGSTER CAPTION AWARD! She is smart like that! I think it is on the Dogster main page. Her name is Dawn, but I call her Auntee Dawn but you should not do that since you are not her nephew! She is a superhero and so is her son who is my bro, FLY GUY! THIS IS THE MAXMAN SAYING OVER AND OUT!
May 13th 2009 1:27 pm
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A lot has changed since I wrote last, for example I am now a swimmer, not a sinker. This monumental event took place just yesterday as I was faced with a most daunting and formidable dilemma. What I have not shared with you, for top secret reasons, is that some time ago I was chosen by the top secret K9 Super Seabee SEAL Navy recruit dogs to join their team. Me and my bestest ever in the whole universe buddy and tighter-than-a-bro friend, Secret Top Dog Seabee SEAL Pup Navy dog, Fly Guy and I were thrust into some fairly arduous training situations to see how we rated out. Well, I passed every skill test with flying colors, as did my super top secret agent bro, FLY GUY....except for one. Fly Guy passed his swimming test, but I sunk! Like a rock (read previous diary entry). But, my bestest pal in the universe, FLY GUY, was like three months older than me (he still is), so the super secret agents in charge said that since I was so little, I could have another chance when I turned 8 months old, which, by the way, I did three days ago. So yesterday I got to re-take my last qualifying test, that being the super scary (although now that I am a certified secret agent Seabee SEAL pup Navy Dog, I ma no longer scared of anything) swimming test. Well guess what? The Commander threw my stick into the ocean like Labrador Lake, but she was nice enough not to throw it too far. She kept throwing it further and further until one time I had to go over my head in order to get it! AND I DID IT! I SWAM! I am a Super duper cool Super Secret Seabee SEAL Pup Navy Dog along with my bestest buddy of all time in the entire universe which is a super big place, way bigger than Washington AND Oregon State combined, FLY GUY! So, you have two more super hero K9 Secret Agents to protect all of you! So go about your mundane everyday lives and rest assure, me and Fly Guy have your backs! Your superhero pal, THE MAXMAN!