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007 life and no life

Ratbag!

When i come to think of it when i was a earth dog i was a ratbag!
Let me tell you story about the Naughty things that i did.

Airport Troubles:
No need to take me for a walk i walked myself!
When we lived in onerahi The onerahi airport was just up the road so i used to walk up to the airport. The thing you would least want me to go to would be ...... The runway. And guess what i did I used to run in front of the planes! But one day there was trouble. No i didnt get run over by a plane. A airport man had seen me a few times so he followed me home. He walked along behind me i didnt even know he was there. When i got home Mummy got in big trouble for letting me wander. OOPS!

The ladies house:
Seeming i wandered about everyone knew me. Once i got lost so i went to a ladies house and she rang mummy and told her she had me .Mummy picked me up and took me home.

Gross stuff:
When dad was working in japan mummy had to look after me and the paintball field. So we drove to mangapai to look after paintball. I loved mangapai there was a pond that i could swim in and it was in the country. But Grandad did cows there so i used to roll in cow poos and when the cows had babies i would roll in the afterbirth. Mummy said smelt bad but she forgave me quickly.

Thats the end i was very naughty wasnt i!

Luckys diary of the day

Tonight we Bugley,Needles, pins and I flew down to earth to celebrate Luckys diary of the day award. We had tea with her with lots of smelly food Meat,Cat biscuits,Dog biscuits,Water,Milk all the nice stuff. Then we played Tag and i had to try to catch the cats which anyways wasnt easy even though i have wings but flying was banned with all due respect to lucky who does not yet live at the bridge. We were so tired after that that Bugley,Needles,Pins and I decided to sleep a night with the luckster down in the bushes. We told stories to lucky about rainbow bridge. She was scared about that mongrel but excited about the burma trail. And she told us that she was found under a fire truck. Well i am so tired so i must go to sleep i need to rest my wings for mornings flight.

The burma trail

Well dogs i went on a burma trail. A burma trail is a rope that you follow in the dark. At the end were bones! I grabbed as many as i could before the other dogs dug there noses in and boy it was a rush.
Ill tell you about my burma trail adventure but were do i start. I hope you enjoy it.

On the bridge there was going to be a burma trail just for dogs! I gathered with lots of other dogs at the start of a rope that went through the trees and over the rainbow bridge. When we started all the dogs pushed and shoved for a place in line. I (Finally) got a spot on line. We walked through the trees. The seemed to have an eerie creepy feeling about them. We proceed to the bridge. It shined like rainbow silver in the dark. I had to be careful not to trip on anyones paws. When we left the bridge we went towards the citeran for a drink.
I took ages to get past the citeran so many dogs were thirsty. Then we saw a white shiny ness in front of us and as if by inscinct which it probably was we knew they were bones. Everyone dashed for them i was in the lead though. I halted then scooped a mouthful of bones up and trying to avoid the hungry dogs Went home with my prized possecions.

There not to bad eh tomorrow ill fly to earth and see dad so ill have another exciting adventure for you all dogsters!

007
Woof,James Woof