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Got Me On My Knees

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Ok so I think I've got this going potty thingy down. Everytime I go potty in the house I get punished and yelled at and I don't like that one little bit! But when mommy or daddy take me out the crate, we go straight outside and I go potty there, I get lots of rubs and treats. That I love, especially the treats, they taste like bacon. Man do I love food. Mommy says almost too much but I just eat when I'm hungry, which is a lot I'll admit. But I'm a growing girl right? At least I think I am, everyone seems bigger than me and that doesn't seem to be changing. Which is fine I guess since I make the rules anyway!!

Oh and I've found a great hiding place for when I do bad things like chew Mommy's shoes or daddy's blanket. When I see they've discovered my evil plan, I run under the couch and stay there. It's brilliant!! At least until they move the couch. But I'm smart enough, I'll figure another way to get out of punishment.

Wow this was fun! I'll write more later. Time to play!!

-Laela