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Molly's stories

Big dogs

I love bigger dogs! I'm not afraid!
I attacked my neighbor German Shepherd's tail. I was jealous he had one, and I didn't! My momma got scared he would get mad at me, but he didn't. He tried to run away.

Home Sweet Home!

My mom and I went to my Aunt Ashley's house for a couple of days. Now THAT was a crazy vacation.

When we arrived, everything was pretty much okay. I ran with my cousins (my mom's nephews) around the living room & backyard for a while. I was tired & finally fell asleep in my room (the laundry room).

A few days later, I had made a mess in my room, so my mom told my cousins to take me outside to play. When my mom was done cleaning my messes, she was going to bring me back in. She picked me up and I was wet. She asked why I was wet. She smelled me, and I DID NOT smell like water.

If you haven't guessed yet, my cousin pee'd on me! My mom didn't have any puppy shampoo with her, so she had to use a pea size amount of Dove shampoo on my back and still didn't get the smell off!

I was so glad to get home, and get the biggest bath of my life!

Garage Door Troubles

Okay. So there I was last night, minding my own buisness in my garade. I was hanging out with my mom, and my frozen wet sock that I was gnawing on, for my teething. My mom gets up, and walks towards the button above the fridge you press to close the garage door, so I won't "escape" (THANKS FOR THE TRUST, MOM).

Well, I didn't want the door to close. I hate being ...enclosed. So at the last minute, I tried to run outside. Weellll.. that didn't turn out very well.

The garage door was too fast for me, I guess. When I tried to leave, the garage door closed! On my head! It didn't hurt. I didn't even give a whimper. I got my own head loose at the last minute.

After about 20 minutes of pure x's and o's on my "boo-boo" from my mom, I was perfectly okay. My mom felt so bad. She looked at me with apologetic eyes, and probably said "I'm sorry" about 50 times.

That's something I won't try again!
..maybe..