Cheeky Stories from Mr. Cheeks (Spencer)
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HELLo, Hello, Hello my Dear Coutiers!!!!!May 30th 2009 3:35 am[ Leave A Comment | 1 person already has ]
It has been a long time since I have written you. I am doing well, the Queen has me on a special diet, she says I have to get rid of my pancreatitis (whatever that is!!!) and lose weight(yucko!) she has limited my treats and this has been very hard for me. Well to get back to what has transpired since last I wrote you. We had some visitors from the North, Ms Olivia the Great Horned Owl and her two little babies. They had been a great diversion to me and they have since let the Great, Mr. Oak Tree. They however, did leave a mess behind. They hunted and I saw them in my rounds around the Kingdom with the Queen, when I felt like it!!! The King and Queen have been really worried about me and I got sooooooo much attention, I just loved it but I felt like HEdouble toothpicks like the Queen says. The King has much more he man language and I kibittz with him daily. He is so regal and the Queen, well she is the best!!! Well I want to thanks you all for the many gifts you have sent and the prayers you sent. After my hospital stay, I never want to go there again, they were nice but THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!!!!!!! Well since my recovery, I know I had the Queen so worried, I have had the chance to sniff and secure the Mystic Forest and the Magic Pond and I found Mr. & Mrs. Mallard, the ducks had been waddling in the yards for seed and things. I had to stop and chat awhile and they brought me up to snuff, about what went on while I was recuperating. There had been so scuffles and some intruders but Miss Spice and Mr. Mallard had been making my rounds for me. Everything looked intact and the place was kept up so nice for you courtiers.
Dear CourtiersMay 18th 2009 12:52 pm[ Leave A Comment | 3 people already have ] Know that Sir Spencer has not disappeared but he went through another bout of pancreatitis and spent three days in the doggie ICU. He is on a special diet and is finally sowing his oats more. He has had a very hard 6 weeks. Thanks for the prayer and thoughts we love all of you. The Queen, Tammy
Sir SpencerApril 17th 2009 7:32 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Dearest Friends,
IMPORTANT note from the Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!April 14th 2009 1:30 pm[ Leave A Comment ] Sir Spencer has been very sick and I am asking all of you to please pray for him. He has pancreatitis and his kidneys have some problems. He also has been very brave and he is the very best! Please pray for Spencer. I will keep you all informed!!!Love the Queen
Let the merriment begin!!!March 28th 2009 6:16 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
Ah, today was the Royal games in the Kingdom. I was enjoying all of the Lady Dames that were wearing their finery. The Knights were participating in the squirrel chase and the rest of us went on the hunt. We took of swords and put on our hunting jodpers and after a massive breakfast of porridge and fine roast beef, we headed out on our mission. To rid the world of the terrible beast in the Kingdom. We Knights have been hunting him down for centuries. He lives in the Den of the dark pines. He comes out to torture us with his taunting and teasing and we raoyals have had enough. He stalks the kingdom and has scared the Queen more than ounce when she was enjoying her needlepoint at the fountain of the reflection. We were quietly tracking and we had his sent. A foul and musty sent. We went into the woods quietly breathing quickly and silence was the order from the King. The dark creature was spotted carrying a large piece of pond wood. We could see Aurthur and Guinevere, the swans drifting safely out of his grasp. We watched him slither into the pond and tried to attack the swans. We called the YELL of the Knight of the Mystic Realm and our Knights of the Royal Diamond were their to imprison the monster. It skulked beyond the rushes with all of we fine defenders and Sir Fitz and Sir Chris grabbed the monster and pinned him with their mighty paws. It was a great and giant, water creature that had built some kind of wall to pool water into his lair. We brought him back to the King who stood standing brave and mighty at the shoe. We said, "Sir, what should we so with the creature?" The King eplied most reagally. "Let the beaver go, he is not the evil creature we are looking for." The beaver said," I am Bufor, and I have a lair for my family there. Please forgice my for causing an uproar here in the wonderful kingdom." "Please Sir, my wife Belynn and the little ones have been run out of other kingdoms because of my size being so grand. "You will remain here in this Kingdom, my friend, you are made welcome always. Come to the court to our great gala tomorrow we will celebrate. " Thank you your grace." said Bufor, with no more trepidation. "I would be honored." The Knights shook hands and said their adeius to Bufor the Great as the King placeg the noble honor of Lord Bufor and Lady Belynn. "This pond shall be your throne."
New Courtiers in the KingdomMarch 26th 2009 7:50 pm[ Leave A Comment ]
This was a most royal day. We bequethed many into the Knights of the Mystic Realm and the Royal Dames of the Queen. Many of these young lads and ladies are of the bravest in the world. The Queen was needing more protectors and more ladies-in-waiting. We are happy to say we are getting many acceptance letters from the recipients. Daddy, on Dog Whisperer, is a mighty warrior and he holds the position of Great Knight of the order of the Diamond. He is a great knight trainer. The Queen and I are looking most forward to being able to let you know how the the new squires do.
The patrol around the KingdomMarch 26th 2009 6:51 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Dear Squires,
We must relent to the Queen !!!!March 21st 2009 11:55 am[ Leave A Comment ] Today the brown truck came into the Kingdom. We cannot tolerate this. He comes up to my door and brings things to the Queen and he is walking on the sacred ground of the Kingdom. There are others that we do accept, he brings this square box with the most ridiculously great smell that floats from it, the Queen calls it Pizza. Sometimes I have to beg for some of the crust, OH, it is Heaven to me. I have a difficult time when the knight in the brown suit runs back and forth in my kingdom, plopping these big boxes, that I cannot figure out what is in them. They may be things that would harm the residents receiving them, so I ask the Queen to let me smell them and see if there is a dangerous thing inside, but to my shagrin, nothing for me!! I still am very protective and the people entering the court, I must see who they are and the Queen will tell me, "don't get upset my sweet, they are invited guest here." Well I told Miss Spice and Miss Lizzie and all that we must watch carefully and of these people that jump in and out. I also like to mark my territory around the Kingdom but the Queen gets irritated if I mark on the "planties" as she says. I tell her, "But your Majesty, the plants are so good to mark and that helps in protectin' the Kingdom. Well, her tulips and lilies and all the rest of her "planties" will be poppin' up and I am still gonna do my things when she's not looking. See ya soon, Sir Spencer
Sir Tuck to the rescue!!!!!March 21st 2009 10:45 am[ Leave A Comment ]
OH, why is it soooooo cold yet in the Kingdom, but today it is spring, yaaaaahoooooo!!!! The Queen and I went for a walk this morning and I got to chase my favorite robins, they are many here. I like to jump and bark and tell them to "Get out you little buggers", The Queen got upset and said, "Sir Spencer, do not chase away the pretties of the Kingdom. "Well just as I was starting to behave, HE ARRIVES, the mangy, villian I have feared since time and memorium!!! The golden retriever from hell!!!!!!! He has broken into the Kingdom before and he is very naughty to the other ladies in the court. I growled and backed up to protect the Queen, he snorted and pawed at the ground, then, Sir Tuck came to the resue, the very large wheaten terrier, the bravest in the Court, he growled that deep and threatening growl and told the retriever to, leave or make ready for combat." Then Miss Lizzie, the small and frail, came running around the corner. I said, Miss Lizzie run!!!!!! The evil Randol, licked his lips and cooed and replied, "Oh, my sweet, come over and let me see you closer." I said, RUN,RUN,RUN and that is what she did." "Sir Tucker, rared up and pulled his sword and held it up and said, "fight or take the consequences." I know that the mean Randol has threatened before, that he would get the Queen. I watched as Sir Tucker strode forward, and Randol decided to back down and run away, as he did, he said, "I will be back." The Queen led us back to the Castle and the day was truly harried but we then had a spring treat and was given the greatest
Call the Alarm, Sound the Alarm, Intruders!!!!!!!March 14th 2009 9:54 am[ Leave A Comment ]
Oh, those evil predators are back, they invade our Mr. Oak Tree, and use him as a gathering place, just outside the castle walls. I went running to the Queen for help. She said, "use whatever sources you need." These invaders are black as cold and they have priercing eyeballs abd watch us and they swoop down to peck and swauk at the little ones.
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