May 22nd 2011 8:44 pm
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Pepper Power Activated.
Nurse Pepperingale at your service. Today was bathing the household day. This to me means I must make sure all dogs have their cloak of invisibility working to the best of their abilities. Sadly this never turns out to be the best defense.
Even as every dog in the house goes to the torture chamber of the wetness, I make sure the towel needed when they have finally proven they are not in fact warlocks or witches is nice and fluffed up in a nice ball. Even though Mom says this is counter productive in drying the victim off, I still feel it is a homey touch I can give them.
What if she has to spread the towel back out, I consider it this added value as a preheated towel.
I also make sure to check in on the soapy ones in the bathtub to make sure there is no need for me to jump in and rescue them. Thankfully this has never had to happen. I do keep vigilant if the splashing and water sounds quiet down.
This has not however saved me from my so called "refresher course" that seems to go along with the others I have been keeping a diligent eye on. Even though I have proven my knowledge and awareness in all the days pre trial runs, it seems I too must endure the BATH ritual.
Still Nurse Pepperingale still says all things can be cured with a simple dog kiss. Why go to all the trouble of the BATH stuff?
Pepper Power Out.
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Quite frankly I don't understand why humans are so insistant that we have baths all the time. I get them twice a week because of my skin condition on my back and let me tell you I AM TIRED OF IT!!!! No wonder I like rolling around in poo, who wants to smell like a rose when you can smell like poo?!