Pepper Power Activated!

Beauticians Assistant.

February 20th 2011 7:25 pm
[ Leave A Comment | 7 people already have ]

Pepper Power In.

I applied and showed up for an interview for a Beauticians Assistant today, but when I showed up, they told me I wasn't "exactly what they had in mind". Without even so much as a bowl of water I was shown the doggie door.

Baroooorooooroooo!!

I didn't even get to discuss the benefit I would be to the team with all my talents. I am an excellent greeter, making sure the guest has all my attention.

Offering great customer awareness skills I check in periodically to make sure they have not been drowned unwittingly. You never car trust a human that will torture you with water and egad, soap.

Towel warming at your service for your wet body whence the spa treatment has been completed. I make sure to take that flat towel Mom has laid out for you and scrunch it into a ball and warm it up with my body for you. Otherwise it might be cold from the floor.

Assist in the shampoo and conditioner selection. Making sure you really white dogs get the correct brightening shampoo, Scooter his anti itch, etc. Oddly, if you go to the Beauticians Hall of Fame, you will see that to achieve the best colors, the weirdest colors are applied. Did you know for extra white, white, white butts you use purple shampoo? Yep - the one with the Westie on the front.

Knowledge of clients. Honestly? Read above.

I will commiserate with you over the nail treatment. After all what girl wants her nails clipped and filed? Toe pad trims, the WORST!

I will help you towel dry off when you are finally out of the water basin of torture and then run zoomies with you with your so called clean dog smell.

When you sit on the heater vent to dry off, I will make sure you turn over once in a while by trying to take your SNACK.

It might be best however that I didn't get the job. I don't have something called a Social Security Number whatever that is. Not sure why that would matter. I have a micro chip in me, a tattoo on my thigh, dog tags and an AKC registration. That alone should be enough for a small business loan.

Pepper Power Out.

 
 

Leave A Comment | 7 people already have

Barked by: MisterJasper (Dogster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 7:34 pm

I hear ya there, Pepper.

I think they're just discriminating against us cause we're dogs.

D:
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 10:37 pm

I think that should be enough too. It must be an anti-canine prejudice.
Barked by: Pepper (Psst - on the left) (Dogster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 11:35 pm

Cross my paws and hope to chase SQUIRRELS it is the truth. I'm checking into legal council. I have 7 Breed Groups to pick from, but see Terriers are the most tenacious. Any volunteers?
Barked by: Pepper (Psst - on the left) (Dogster Member)

February 20th 2011 at 11:37 pm

Cross my paws and hope to chase SQUIRRELS it is the truth. I'm checking into legal council. I have 7 Breed Groups to pick from, but see Terriers are the most tenacious. Any volunteers?
Barked by: Derek (Dogster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 3:43 am

what kind of tattoo?
Barked by: Pepper (Psst - on the left) (Dogster Member)

February 21st 2011 at 8:08 pm

Oh nothing daring or fun. Just a couple letters and some numbers.
Barked by: ✨ Whitley ✨ (Dogster Member)

February 22nd 2011 at 11:01 pm

Well, I am a tenacious terrier who pees on the Harvard Law campus and sleeps on law books so I think I'm qualified as counsel!


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