October 4th 2009 9:41 pm
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Pepper Power Here.
I know when you cheat on me Mom. I can smell it all around you. I know there was another dog involved at the least. I am suspicious of the lingering odor of cat surrounding you as well, but choose to believe we are the only dogs on the planet forced to live w/ cats. Am I right???
I know you scratched this other dog, the proof is on your fingertips. I know that other dog sat next to you because your pants smell like it. All over! Did you actually play with that other dog Mom? I'm sure there is a good reason your arms smell like that other dog, and it is NOT that you gave it a hug. I'm certain you have a better explanation. I'm certain.
Go ahead and change into your comfy go to sleep clothes. I can still smell that other dog on you! Just saying - you kind of stink like DOG. Like you always say we do.
Pepper Power out!
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