March 2nd 2013 2:46 am
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Lately, I feels like I've become a hall monitor or sumthin' fur the kitties-- see, I is charged with breakin' up da kitty kerfluffles.
Dem goofy cats don't even know what's to kerfluffle over.... ya pups know what I mean-- important things, like who gets to sit in a lap or a toy or food -- no, dey kerfluffle over dumb stuff like cat trees, and litter boxes, and I don't know, just walkin' around!!
Cats!! Who can unnerstand dem? Not me!
But I don't like when Maurice da Giant picks on ole Jez or poor Charlie so's I runs in dere where dey is kerflufflin', and stands in between 'em until dey breaks it up and quits.
So ya can call me Sheriff Finley (dat has a better ring dan hall monitor, I thinks...)
We's been gettin' lotsa walks, which is fun, and today I got a new toy, just because!! It are a tiger, da body is kinda flat but da head has a squeakie. As usual, Whitley wanted my toy even though she got a leopard one. If I had da leopard, she would want it. Usually, she wants whatevfur is in my mouth.
Today is Texas Independence Day-- da day us Texians celebrate our fight for freedom from Mexico and our bein' our own country for almost a decade! God Bless Texas and Sam Houston! Remember da Alamo! Remember Goliad!
Bark ya later, gators.......
Sheriff Finley, I appreciate law and order. You must rule with a strong growl and a feisty glare to rule the uncouth felines haunting your halls. BOL.
Go Lone Star State!
I know you are a good sheriff. Have you had to put any of them in kitty jail? If you do, Whitley will probably be helping them escape.LOL Conpawtulations to Texas!
Make sure you are PAID for your services Sheriff Finley! How about two steaks and one new squeaky toy daily for services rendered?
Puffy says he would be happy to come over and help you with all your stuffies.
Yes Mame Mz Sheriff Finley. Them kitties are crazy like fur sure.
I like to mix things up round My place and chase the lil Gypsy cat. ;-)
Hurray to Texas!
Sheriff Finley- sounds like a very busy job for you....I bet your free time just went down the waasZOo? Don't wear yourself out! Did you have a BBQ to celebrate? Gma says, there is nothin' like Texas BBQ! (I never had any, but that is what she says!) hugs and kisses,mazy
I know all 'bout that sheriffin' stuffs. My lil brofur, Novi like to bother the other kitty, Ingen (she don' likes me-SIGH). When the kitties starts their kerflufflin' I's on top of it & makes 'em stop.
Happy you gotsa new toy fur nothin'. Has lotsa fun.
Mazy, your Momma is right... dere is nuthin' as good as Texas barbeque... my Momma likes to barbeque and I always has to snoopervise... it are an important job cuz ya never knows if some sneaky neighbor cat or squirrel or sumthin' might try ta get in da backyard and steal da meatz!!
Breaking up cat jobs are more dan a full time job round here, dat's why me and you's both gotta do it. And I are pretty sure I is sheriff and you is just my deputy.
BOL, Whitwey!! YAY fur Texas an', ob corse, MEATZ™ :D
Hurrah for Texas! Sounds like you are a busy busy busy Sheriff!
I don't get allowed to break up kitty tiffs, here...
Glad you are enjoying all the fun things over there in the big Texan state!
Sheriff Finley, I's Warden Ebby. Dat are what me purrs calls me.
Howdy, Warden-- after I arrests 'em, will ya keep 'em locked up fur me?? BOL!!
Love your new title, fits you just fine
Y'all keep the peace down there, Ms. Sheriff! BOL!