FINLEY'S FABLES

Waterboarding 101.... and da Remuddlin' continues......

January 7th 2013 9:18 pm
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Not much to report on da remuddlin' project... dey did da shower pan today, removed some more wallpaper, found out da toidy drain needs some work by a master plumber--- translation: more $$$$$. Momma ordered a new toidy and it's already been shipped. And she took off some of the cabinet doors... she is gonna do the painting. She likes to do painting cuz she can save some $$$$ and she is real picky about how she likes things painted. She is gonna replace da hinges with oil-rubbed bronze ones... gotta get rid of those old ones that wuz painted over. She's gonna order da cabinet pulls tomorrow (gotta see if they will match a better price on another website).

Anyways, while da guyses wuz workin' on da udder side of da house, Whit's Momma decided it wuz a good time to waterboard us pups. Whit only gets it once a week, but cuz of my allergies, I is subjected to torture on a more frequent basis. It ain't enuff that I itches, I has to be tortured, too. She took both of us into da bathroom and forced me to watch as my BFF got da water treatment... da cruelty!! (Why Whitley wuz grinnin' like a fool durin' the whole ordeal I has no idea.... maybe she wuz delirious or sumthin'???)

It are very important to bite da towel when being dried. I don't know how Whitley missed out on dis lesson... so today, while she was being attacked by a towel, I ran over and bit da towel fur her...

She looked kinda surprised... I think she thought I wuz gonna bite her. No, Whit!! It are da towel!! It were attackin' you!!

After my waterboardin' came da only part of the entire torturement process dat I likes... da swaddlin'-- you knows, like da baby Jesus in da manger? Except I gets wrapped up in towels to blot me dry since I bites dose towels if I gets rubbed wid 'em.

Then I gets held for as long as I wants... dat's da bestest part. Sometimes I nod off... dat waterboardin' and towel attacks are exhausteratin'......

All swaddled up

Bark ya later, gators!!

 
Barked by: MrJackFreckles~SirLick-a-Lot (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 10:01 pm

Cute puppy fur da doggy manger...tee-hee!

We only have one Bathroom here, so if it was being remuddled, then who knows where our peeps will go...camping, maybe?? At least I am too big fur our kitchen sink...

Hope all the extra findings will be dealt with, at least they didn't try to cover it up...that would have been a lot worse.
Barked by: ❀ Whitley ❀ (Dogster Member)

January 7th 2013 at 11:44 pm

I was grinning because baths is fun Finn. And you was attacking my towel like a crazy dog, I's scared you was gonna go for me! BOL BOL!
Barked by: Petey (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 3:09 am

glad you like getting the water torture!!BOL
Barked by: Zoe (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 3:55 am

Well, it's busy at your place. Bein locked up in stir, gettin waterboarded, what's next?
Maybe one of the worker guys can report all this torture stuff goin on.

You do look comfy all swaddled up.
Barked by: Pepper - CGC (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 6:10 am

Aw...glad you don't mind the swaddlin' part. You sure look cute and comfy!
Barked by: Wesley (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 8:45 am

Poor Finley! Maybe Mom will be kept so busy with the remodeling that she won`t have time to "waterboard" you for a while!
Barked by: ღ Jayden Noelani ღ (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 11:38 am

BOL!

I bite my towel when mom tries to rub me all over with it,
and I growel and gruble too !!
;-))
Barked by: Fizzy (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 1:42 pm

Look how cute you are!!!!!
Barked by: Amazing Grace (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 7:20 pm

I drag my beach towel around the house and shake it. I love Gma's blow dryer on me! In fact, she can't dry her own hair without giving me a few blasts 1st. I'm the Toast and Roast, that's the TAR BABY of the Ponderosa! Don't you like the blow dryer??? Or does it make you turn out all Frizzy???????mazy
Barked by: ❀ Finley ❀ (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 9:08 pm

I don't mind the blow dryer-- as long as they don't blow me in the face... then I tries to bite the air!! BOL!!
Barked by: Misty (Psst on the right) (Dogster Member)

January 8th 2013 at 11:02 pm

I suppose I might be more willing to put up with BATHS if I was snuggled like that afterwards. Is that called a Hot Towel Massage?
Barked by: Hamish McDuff (Dogster Member)

January 9th 2013 at 4:47 am

I only get the swaddlin' when Mum first takes me out of the tub. Looks like you really like that part. As fur me I want to get down, shake and run! I do bite the towel and drag it and do zoomies. Even when he doesn't get a bath Duncan gets charged up and chases me and bites my towels.
Hope they don't find any more problems. It will be wonderfur when it's done.

 

❀ Finley ❀


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