Dat Joggin' Stuff Ain't For Me Momma!

Pupses, my momma have gone all crazy. See me and her, and sometimes Ally, go on walkses most everyday. And these are not little round the block walks either, they are bout an hour-long walkses. And I loves them.

Yesterday, my momma got a crazy idea in her head. She got da idea to try to jog with me. See, my momma have been exorcising lots and she thought she could run with me on counts of I always pull and go crazy when I see a big dog running along with a person. I always act like I wanna go too. So yesterday she tried to run with me. Well, I did that for about two blockses, then I gave up. Running ain't for me momma! So she says we will just stick with the walkin' with only a little bits of running. If she wants to run, da gym downstairs gots a treadmill and a liptical - she can run on dose!

My back is looking a lot better. I gots a little bit of dry skin back there, but it are not so red and stuff as it were before.

Dis Are Me, Looking All Cute and Stuffs!

Momma Are Being Unreasonable

She are demanding I stop rubbing my bootie and my back on anything and everything. She says it are because da skin on my back are all red and I have lost some hairs back there. So now she are going crazy if she seems me trying to rub on stuffs. She has got to ruin all my funs!

At least she took me on walkses this weekend. I got some good barking and stuff in.

Me and dat Maurice cat have been havin' a pretty good time. He has stopped slappin' me around quite so much which I preciate.

Oh, and I got a chatbox so stop by my page and chat sometime!

Bootie Poppin' Fun

I's gotten real in to bootie poppin' lately - or "backin' it up" so to say. I just love rubbing my butt up against things. It feels so good and it makes momma laugh. Most da time. Sometimes she jus thinks I is weird, but I think she are weird for not having fun shaking her bootie all da time like I does. BOL!

I's got a bath today and that was fun. But then came strippin' and dat was no fun. I hates it. I has no idea why some peoples would pay to see it, it are no fun. I don't know who would pay to see a poor pup get their hair ripped out - wait momma, dat are not what dey are paying to see??? Ok puppers, ignore dat.

Da weather here has been so nice I been gettin' lotsa walks. Da high here was 80 today. I am lovin' all da walks I is getting.

I still thinks my momma needs to borrow your momma's bodka drip HunBun. And Ally, well, I don't know if dere is enough bodka drips in da whole wide world - BOL BOL!

My Kitty's Back!

Sorry I's been not updating and stuff. As HunBun would say, my momma has been on da ceiling and stuffs, I think her needs to borrow HunBun's momma's bodka drip!

My kitty is back! And so is Ally! Which means I don't have to sit on my momma when I wants attention anymore, I's got other options! Finley and her momma were down here too, but they left. I am missin' them. I had lots fun playing with Finley - we squeaked a whole lotta toys at everyone. It was a real good time.

But at least I got to go on a walk today with momma and Ally. It was lotsa fun. I saw one of dose chickens again - I wants to chase it and get dinner, but my momma says I can't. She always is tryin' to ruins my fun. :( I think I am gonna try to go play with Maurice some. He are not my BFF Finley, but at least he does like to play sometimes. Even if he don't know how to squeak.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to all my pals! I had a pretty good New Year's - Finley's momma came to see me and my momma. I love getting visitors! And I love seeing Finley's momma, she are one of my most favoritist peoples! We had lots fun. The not so fun part was when my momma decided to blow a noise-maker at me. She didn't realize it would bother me so much, but it did, so she won't be doing that one again. Dumb momma.

Anyways, I been getting' lots walks lately - the warm weather is good for that! So I been doing my neighborhood patrol and tellin' all those dogs what's what. Ally and Maurice are still back in Plano and I miss them. I actually gotta be nice to my momma since she are the only person here. She likes that I'm sittin' with her and stuffs, but I'll stop doin' that once Ally gets back. I miss Maurice too - I keep trying to go up to every cat we see on our walk (which are a lot!). Momma won't let me though and says those cats aren't interested in me. What do she know? I bet they are interested in me, I means, I's interested in them so I'm sure it works both ways. But as I said, momma are kinda dumb, so she don't understand all this complimicated stuffs.

My Pawsome Christmas!

I had a pawsome Christmas! Me and momma and Ally and Maurice all went home to Plano. I had lots of fun playing with my BFF Finley. We played so much. I wish I could be around her all the time, we really do have a lot of fun together.

I got lots of paw some Christmas presents. I got a new dress, 4 new t-shirts, lotsa treats, lots toys, and a special sleepy pad. It was tons of fun. Finley got kinda crazy on Christmas morning and went TOY CRAZY™. It kinda scared me and I didn't want to open my own presents with her being all nutso. So momma opened 'em for me instead and that worked out better. Eventually, Finn calmed herself down and we was able to play.

Me and my momma had to come back to Austin already 'cause of her job thing. I think this job thing are highly overrated and don't understand why she wants to get another one. I think staying at home and playin' with me would be more fun. Anyways, it are just me and momma here now. At least she took me on a walk, so that are somethin' I guess. Even if she won't let me go say hi to the kitties I wanna go see. I luvs me some kitties!

A Week Till Christymas!

It are only one week till Christymas and I can't wait! I'm so excited. I's been getting tons of Christmassy cards from all my pals. I am kickin' my momma's bootie in dat department - she only gotted one card and it are from Finley's momma, so it are probably really my card too. I love the cards from all my pals - they are so cute. I hope y'all like my cards too - I made my momma make them extra cute this year.

I sent off my Westies Unite Secret Santa present on Friday. I hope my pal who gets it likes it! And dere are some presents for me under the tree already - I knows it. I am going back to Plano dis week to spend Christymas with Finley and Jezebel and Finley's momma and daddy - it are gonna be lots of fun!

Speakin' of funs, I got a walk today and yesterday because it was finally not raining. I had to re-mark lots of terriertory! And yesterday a cocker spaniel ran up to me to say hi and I actually behaved and was nice back. Momma was happy with me for not going into Attack Dog™ mode.

I can't wait till Christymas! It are all about presents to pretty girls. And I can't wait! All I want it what I have coming to me, all I want is my fair share. BOL BOL!

Christmassy Cards

So far I am beating my momma 6-0. BOL BOL! My momma is still working on getting mine ready, so if any of y'all would like to exchange cards, send me a pawmail.

Finley's momma came to visit us this weekend and we set up the Christmas tree. I supervised by watching my momma hang up every ornament. I had to make sure she did it right. BOL! Here are some pictures.

Christmassy Tree

Another picture of the tree

My momma and her sister have been sick, so they's been kinda boring. It are pretty cold here now, so I wouldn't be getting my walks anyways since my momma refuses to walk me when it are too cold. She even tried to snuggle me last night, but I wouldn't let her. She don't understands I gots to guard her by sitting at da foot of da bed and junks. Mommas just don't understand sometimeses.

Wet Stuffs

It are raining here. I'd almost forgotten what rain was, it has been a long time since we had any of it. It are making my momma's hair look pretty funny. I know it isn't too nice to be BOLing at hers because she's sick but it are too funny. And it are ok, I think she'll be forgiving me and giving me MEATZ and junk.

Speaking of MEATZ, HQ, where are our MEATZ? And where are our Christmassy presents??? December without MEATZ and Christmassy presents???? What are this world coming to???

And remindin' you pupses, if you want to exchange Christmassy cards, send me your addresses. I will tell you dat my Christmassy cards do feature the adorableness of yours truly, so be sure that you can handle all da cuteness and junks! And since my momma are making dem, dere are also lotsa sparkles and stuff if you like that. I tried to convince her to decorate dem with pictures of bacon and eggie weggies and chicken yummies and TURKEY but she don't think that look too Christmassy. So I do not have complete creative controls, but dat are what happens when you lack da posable thumbses and stuffs. Still, I think they are lookin' pretty cute.

Boring

This week has been pretty boring. I haven't been getting to go on no walks on counts of my momma being sick and stuff. It makes it pretty boring round here since I am not even sposed to bark. Of course that don't stop me from barkin' it up, but still. I miss my walks. I did play some with da Maurice cat today - momma thought we looked pretty funny chasin' each other rounds. He are pretty fun to play with. Not as much fun as my BFF Finley, but still pretty fun.

And I wanted to remind y'all bout Christmas cards. If anypup would like to exchange Christmassy cards with me, send me a message with your address! Happy Howlidays y'all!