August 29th 2012 5:27 pm
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Yep, dat are me. Whitley da poor little wounded westie pup.
Me With My Bandage
And it were my BFF Finley dat did it to me!
It all started when my momma was gonna go put on her swimsuit. See, I know dat means I am gonna get to play da pool ball. And I can read my momma's mind and I know when she are gonna go swimming, even before she touches a bikini. So I was gettin' real excited and barkin' and jumpin' up and down and going all crazy and stuffs. Then momma came out in her swimsuit and Finley saw her and let out on of her high-pitched bark and twirl things. But as momma and Finley walked to da door, Finley went all crazy on me. She jumped on top of me and started a fight. My momma and Finley's momma pulled us apart, but when my momma touched me, she noticed her hand was all bloody. At first, Finley's momma thought that my momma was the one who had been bit (it was that bad) but then everybody realized it was me.
It hurts and I am still limping. And worstest of all, I didn't really get to play pool ball and I am not gonna get to go for a walk since I can't really walk. Dis are no fun!
August 8th 2012 11:20 pm
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Dat are what my momma are calling me! I just am loving getting to play all dis pool ball. It are about time! And I never gets enough. My momma makes me take breaks because I would never EVER voluntarily stop. It are just too much fun.
I are also having fun barkin at everything. Dere are lots to bark here in Plano. Things like da air and da wind and da sun and da clouds and da people who come into a room and da people who leave a room and Finley and cars going down da street and Finley when she has a toy in her mouth and Finley when she are scratching and peoples when dey fall asleep on da couch and my momma wakes dem up and my momma and da peoples when dey eats and well, all kinds of things. It are lotsa fun and I'm real happy to be back here.
Momma says I are crazy and like dis Plano place more dan anyone else in da world, but hey, my pool and my BFF are here, so what's not to like???
August 1st 2012 10:20 pm
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So me and momma and Charlie moved back home to Plano. And I am having so much fun! So far, I have gotten three straight days of pool ball! I can just play for hours and hours and hours, but momma makes me take breaks when she thinks I'm getting too tired! I never get too tired momma!
Anyways, momma are not having as much fun since she has been doing unpacking and stuffs. But you not what she hasn't unpacked yet??? MY TOYS!!! OMD, dis are just horrible. I mean, she unpacked her underwears today but not my dog toys. Da woman has no priororities! She better get to dem tomorrow!
July 19th 2012 10:16 am
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Last night my momma woke me up with all dis screaming stuff. She kept trying to make me go in da kitchen - I thought she must be gettin ready to groom me or something. But she kept talking about a rat. Wait a minute, a RAT??? You mean dat ugly cousin of squirrels??? OMD, OMD!!! Apparently, da rat had crawled out from unde the stove and she was freaking out big time. So she needed me in there to protect her from it or something. She tried moving the stove to make it come out, and well, y'all better prepare yourself for dis one and hide your mommas because they may get kinda scared out, this is SCARY information not made for sensitive momma types.
Ok?? Did you hide your mommas?? Good. Dat rat ran right across her bare food and underneath the dishwasher. I almost got it too, I snapped just a little too late. If we had a bigger kitchen, if I'd had room, that woulda been one dead rat.
So pups, I let my momma down. She don't know where da rat went, I sniffed and couldn't find it. She looked under everything with a flashlight and couldn't find it. My momma was not able to sleep hardly at all last night.
So dat is da tale of da rat dat got away.
P.S. Dogster are not letting me comment on my pals' diaries. It are frusterating!
July 4th 2012 5:33 pm
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Happy 4th of July everypup! Dis 4th of July has not been da most exciting one. I got a walk this morning which was nice. But no swimmin', on counts of da dumb partments "no dogs in da pool rule." And no fireworks since momma are not goin' to watch dem with just me. And worst of all, NO MEATZ. Well, I guess I'll be getting my normal MEATZ dinner, but no special MEATZ. OMD, I mean it are unAmerican to not has a special MEATZ party on da 4th of July right? It are just terrible, dis treatment I put up with. Anyways, hope you pupses are havin a better 4th of July dan me and please send me MEATZ, ok???
June 22nd 2012 2:32 pm
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Dat are what it are here, hot hot hot! So I's not been getting my walks, I only get dem on da weekends in da morning because otherwise it are too hot to go. But I's been playing with toys a lot, so it are not too bad. Cept my momma keeps going to dat dumb work place even though she don't like it. I think she should stay home and play with me!
It are gonna be Charlie's birthday tomorrow. Him are gonna be four. I's hoping we celebrate by having lots of kitty treats so I get some too, BOL BOL! But my momma don't like me getting da kitty treats because she says dey lead to da die-a-reas, but I luvs 'em anyways! So maybe just a few??
June 15th 2012 2:37 pm
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Even though my momma didn't get no email telling her so, I am a DDP today! So I gotsta figure out a good way to celebrate. It are too hot to walk and da dumb partment complex has dis dumb rule against dogs in da pool. Trust me, some of those people around there are way dirtier and stinkier dan I am and they're allowed in da pool. Unfair!
My momma said something about makin' a pizza - maybe I can celebrate with some pizza crusties! And by playing with dat Halloween loofa dog my momma keeps hiding because she says it are not October and dat she don't wanna play with seasonally inappropriate toys, whatever dat means. I'll have to squeak it lots extra today! BOL BOL!!!
June 5th 2012 7:15 pm
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Dis weekend, Finley's momma came to see me. It was lotsa fun, I got a lotta petting. I loves when she comes to visit. And den on Saturday when my momma and he went shopping, dey came back with a Bumble toy for me! I was so happy, I's been carrying it around and squeaking it.
Charlie is doing pretty good. He are getting more and more confident and stuffs. Like meowing more and exploring more. He still avoids da front door, he acts like he are gonna be kicked back outside if he gets to close to it or something. It are fun having him here. He are getting to like me more and more. And his fur is getting softer and stuffs. He are still skinny though.
It was super hot today so I didn't get my walk. I like my walks, but I don't really like going when it are over 90 degrees. So I just chilled out in da A/C which are da best thing to do on a day like dat!
May 24th 2012 9:49 am
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My momma got me da bestest present yesterday, and it wasn't even my birthday! It are my very own kitty named Charlie! He are a kitty dat was living outside at da apartment complex, his peoples had abandoned him when dey moved. And some of da people in da complex had been feeding him, but did not have a real home. And some people weren't so nice to him and would trash his water bowls and let dere dogs chase him and stuffs. So momma thought he needed a home and since I needed a kitty, it was a perfect match.
Momma took him to da vet and got him his shots and stuff. Da vet said he was pretty healthy, but he is underweight. Momma says she bet she can fix dat one. He spent a lot of the day in Ally's room, but he did come out. I tried to go sniff him and stuffs but he did dat funny kitty growl at me - momma says I needs to give him time and not be so pushy and dat we'll be friends soon. I say, let's be friends now! I just need to get him to agree to dat . . .
May 22nd 2012 2:32 pm
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Today it are my BFF Finley's birthday! She are six today and she got a whole ton of new toys. I got to play with them a little before she left to go back to Plano. She even got to take Maurice with her, and I think that is probably da bestest birthday present.
P.S. - I got some news on da kitty front. See, there are this kitty at da apartment complex who was abandoned a couple years ago. People feeds him and stuff but he don't have no home. Momma says she are taking him to da vet and if he is all healthy, I may be getting another kitty. Dis kitty is named Charlie and he are a light orange kitty. So pupses, keep your paws crossed dat Charlie are a healthy kitty, ok??