February 20th 2012 2:57 am
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My momma are no good at her job. I keep dictating diary entries for her, and she are too lazy to types them up. If any of you pupses now where I can get some good help, lets me now. Jelly mentioned her momma had read Da Help. Well, my momma watched it and read it and it did not teach her how's to be good help. So I don't know if I'd recommend it - it didn't teach my momma nothing.
Last weekend, Finley's momma came down to see me! I had such a good time with her. We all went over to Kerrville to see my Nana and Pawpaw. Well, ok, dey is my momma's nana and pawpaw, but I thinks I get to claim them too on counts of how much dey like me. I did my usual cute stuff. Only I couldn't get up in Nana's lap because she'd had surgery. Dat stinkeded, but my momma held me up near her so she could pet me.
Dat Nana and Pawpaw got the besets backyard - I was able to run and run and bounce! It were so much fun. Since I lives in an apartment, I never gets to be off leash. So getting to run like that was real fun. And I ran the fence with the dogs that lived next door, a basset and a pit bull, and barked 'em good. Dat basset reminded me of my basset pals from when I was younger - it was a lot of fun to bark and play.
I finally got a walk today. I ain't been getting 'em lately because of all da rain. So I was glad that stopped. I also got a bath and groomed so I am lookin' all pretty now!
February 14th 2012 2:57 pm
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1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING?
2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR?
Yep, all my leashes are pink. It are my momma's favorite color.
3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking?
Squirrels are da worstest.
4. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK?
Besides evil nemesis squirrels? Hmmm, cheese, eggy weggy, pizza crust, chicken, Texas Toothpicks, and Halley Hound treats.
5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE?
I rode to go see my momma's grandparents and back on Saturday.
6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES?
Nope, my momma don't let me do that.
7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY?
When I'm around Finley, whatever is in her mouth. When I'm not I really like my giant stuffed animal toys - my bear and armadillo are two big favorites. And of course my squirrel toys, or as I calls 'em "practice."
8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND?
Do Maurice da cat count?
9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK?
I love going on all kindsa long walks.
10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS?
Nope. See, I gotsta try to start fight with most dogs bigger than me, so momma don't think it would be a good idea.
11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?
At the foot of my momma's bed. She wants me to sleep up next to her, but that ain't gonna happen (unless it's really cold!)
12. DO YOU SNORE?
Momma says so, but I don't trust her.
13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS?
The only time I did that was when I lived in Boston. Now that I'm back in Texas, nope.
14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES?
I luvs clothes! I dance for them and everything! I gots dresses, t-shirts, hoodies, bandanas, pajamas, coats, sweaters, jackets, you names it, I gots it.
15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG?
I'm usually the only dog around, so that helps!
16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE?
On the back of the couch.
17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED?
Hmmm, I luvs me some BACON!
18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER?
Nope, my momma are my groomer.
19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS?
20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED?
BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!BARK! BARK!
February 7th 2012 11:40 pm
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Pupses, my momma have gone all crazy. See me and her, and sometimes Ally, go on walkses most everyday. And these are not little round the block walks either, they are bout an hour-long walkses. And I loves them.
Yesterday, my momma got a crazy idea in her head. She got da idea to try to jog with me. See, my momma have been exorcising lots and she thought she could run with me on counts of I always pull and go crazy when I see a big dog running along with a person. I always act like I wanna go too. So yesterday she tried to run with me. Well, I did that for about two blockses, then I gave up. Running ain't for me momma! So she says we will just stick with the walkin' with only a little bits of running. If she wants to run, da gym downstairs gots a treadmill and a liptical - she can run on dose!
My back is looking a lot better. I gots a little bit of dry skin back there, but it are not so red and stuff as it were before.
Dis Are Me, Looking All Cute and Stuffs!
January 29th 2012 8:47 pm
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She are demanding I stop rubbing my bootie and my back on anything and everything. She says it are because da skin on my back are all red and I have lost some hairs back there. So now she are going crazy if she seems me trying to rub on stuffs. She has got to ruin all my funs!
At least she took me on walkses this weekend. I got some good barking and stuff in.
Me and dat Maurice cat have been havin' a pretty good time. He has stopped slappin' me around quite so much which I preciate.
Oh, and I got a chatbox so stop by my page and chat sometime!
January 22nd 2012 11:58 pm
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I's gotten real in to bootie poppin' lately - or "backin' it up" so to say. I just love rubbing my butt up against things. It feels so good and it makes momma laugh. Most da time. Sometimes she jus thinks I is weird, but I think she are weird for not having fun shaking her bootie all da time like I does. BOL!
I's got a bath today and that was fun. But then came strippin' and dat was no fun. I hates it. I has no idea why some peoples would pay to see it, it are no fun. I don't know who would pay to see a poor pup get their hair ripped out - wait momma, dat are not what dey are paying to see??? Ok puppers, ignore dat.
Da weather here has been so nice I been gettin' lotsa walks. Da high here was 80 today. I am lovin' all da walks I is getting.
I still thinks my momma needs to borrow your momma's bodka drip HunBun. And Ally, well, I don't know if dere is enough bodka drips in da whole wide world - BOL BOL!
January 16th 2012 4:51 pm
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Sorry I's been not updating and stuff. As HunBun would say, my momma has been on da ceiling and stuffs, I think her needs to borrow HunBun's momma's bodka drip!
My kitty is back! And so is Ally! Which means I don't have to sit on my momma when I wants attention anymore, I's got other options! Finley and her momma were down here too, but they left. I am missin' them. I had lots fun playing with Finley - we squeaked a whole lotta toys at everyone. It was a real good time.
But at least I got to go on a walk today with momma and Ally. It was lotsa fun. I saw one of dose chickens again - I wants to chase it and get dinner, but my momma says I can't. She always is tryin' to ruins my fun. :( I think I am gonna try to go play with Maurice some. He are not my BFF Finley, but at least he does like to play sometimes. Even if he don't know how to squeak.
January 4th 2012 12:17 am
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Happy New Year to all my pals! I had a pretty good New Year's - Finley's momma came to see me and my momma. I love getting visitors! And I love seeing Finley's momma, she are one of my most favoritist peoples! We had lots fun. The not so fun part was when my momma decided to blow a noise-maker at me. She didn't realize it would bother me so much, but it did, so she won't be doing that one again. Dumb momma.
Anyways, I been getting' lots walks lately - the warm weather is good for that! So I been doing my neighborhood patrol and tellin' all those dogs what's what. Ally and Maurice are still back in Plano and I miss them. I actually gotta be nice to my momma since she are the only person here. She likes that I'm sittin' with her and stuffs, but I'll stop doin' that once Ally gets back. I miss Maurice too - I keep trying to go up to every cat we see on our walk (which are a lot!). Momma won't let me though and says those cats aren't interested in me. What do she know? I bet they are interested in me, I means, I's interested in them so I'm sure it works both ways. But as I said, momma are kinda dumb, so she don't understand all this complimicated stuffs.
December 28th 2011 11:10 pm
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I had a pawsome Christmas! Me and momma and Ally and Maurice all went home to Plano. I had lots of fun playing with my BFF Finley. We played so much. I wish I could be around her all the time, we really do have a lot of fun together.
I got lots of paw some Christmas presents. I got a new dress, 4 new t-shirts, lotsa treats, lots toys, and a special sleepy pad. It was tons of fun. Finley got kinda crazy on Christmas morning and went TOY CRAZY™. It kinda scared me and I didn't want to open my own presents with her being all nutso. So momma opened 'em for me instead and that worked out better. Eventually, Finn calmed herself down and we was able to play.
Me and my momma had to come back to Austin already 'cause of her job thing. I think this job thing are highly overrated and don't understand why she wants to get another one. I think staying at home and playin' with me would be more fun. Anyways, it are just me and momma here now. At least she took me on a walk, so that are somethin' I guess. Even if she won't let me go say hi to the kitties I wanna go see. I luvs me some kitties!
December 18th 2011 6:51 pm
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It are only one week till Christymas and I can't wait! I'm so excited. I's been getting tons of Christmassy cards from all my pals. I am kickin' my momma's bootie in dat department - she only gotted one card and it are from Finley's momma, so it are probably really my card too. I love the cards from all my pals - they are so cute. I hope y'all like my cards too - I made my momma make them extra cute this year.
I sent off my Westies Unite Secret Santa present on Friday. I hope my pal who gets it likes it! And dere are some presents for me under the tree already - I knows it. I am going back to Plano dis week to spend Christymas with Finley and Jezebel and Finley's momma and daddy - it are gonna be lots of fun!
Speakin' of funs, I got a walk today and yesterday because it was finally not raining. I had to re-mark lots of terriertory! And yesterday a cocker spaniel ran up to me to say hi and I actually behaved and was nice back. Momma was happy with me for not going into Attack Dog™ mode.
I can't wait till Christymas! It are all about presents to pretty girls. And I can't wait! All I want it what I have coming to me, all I want is my fair share. BOL BOL!
December 7th 2011 12:28 am
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So far I am beating my momma 6-0. BOL BOL! My momma is still working on getting mine ready, so if any of y'all would like to exchange cards, send me a pawmail.
Finley's momma came to visit us this weekend and we set up the Christmas tree. I supervised by watching my momma hang up every ornament. I had to make sure she did it right. BOL! Here are some pictures.
Another picture of the tree
My momma and her sister have been sick, so they's been kinda boring. It are pretty cold here now, so I wouldn't be getting my walks anyways since my momma refuses to walk me when it are too cold. She even tried to snuggle me last night, but I wouldn't let her. She don't understands I gots to guard her by sitting at da foot of da bed and junks. Mommas just don't understand sometimeses.