Abandoned

Yep, I's been abandoned. My BFF Finley and her momma came to see me this weekend. And I had so much fun showing off my barking skills for dem - I barked up everything and everyone real good. And instead of thinking I am such a good barker and taking me and my momma back to Plano so I could go do some barkin' there, they got in the car and abandoned me.

And they took Ally and my kitty luv Maurice! Somethin' bout dis Spring Break thing. Well, I think it are a broken system (see what I did there) because now I am stuck with just my momma for company. And dat are no fun! I have no one to go sit on and make her miss me!!

Oh well, at least I got a walk today, so that's something I guess.

My Weekend

Well, dis weekend was pretty good! I got some good walks in.

NotMe made an appearance in my place yesterday. He peed right on my special Whitley pad which soaked through to da rug which soaked through to da floor. Can you believe da nerbe of dat guy??? Then my momma blamed me and said if I had to pee, I coulda at least gone on da bare floor where it was easy to clean. But it wasn't me! It was NotMe. Hope dat guy don't make no more appearances since I got blamed for his bad behavior.

I also got a bath yesterday which I liked. But then I had to get stripped and dat was no fun at all. Dat grooming stuff should be illegal or something. At least I didn't get no toenail torture, dat are another advantage of all my walkin' I been doing!

It Are Summer!

Well, at least it are here! It's been 80 for the last couple days and I am loving it! All this warm weather means I am gettin' my walks! Now if only I could get to play a little pool ball, I'd be really happy.

I have a lotta fun on my walks. I see tons of kitties, which momma won't let me sniff because she are mean. Sometimes I see little dogs and sometimes I gets to sniff them. And yesterday I saw chickens! I thought it would be a good idea to bring one home for dinner, but momma didn't think so.

For the last couple days, I also been seeing girl scouts. They's selling cookies and they all wanna pet me! Which are good, because I love getting attention! Plus, they smells like cookies, so that are good too!

So I'm hopin' this nice weather sticks around so I can keep on gettin' my walkses!

Happy Mardi Gras!

Happy Mardi Gras everybody! Hope everybody is havin' lots of fun partyin' and stuffs! I's been havin' a pretty good day today - I wore my Mardi Gras dress and it was a lotta fun!

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

I Needs a New Typist!

My momma are no good at her job. I keep dictating diary entries for her, and she are too lazy to types them up. If any of you pupses now where I can get some good help, lets me now. Jelly mentioned her momma had read Da Help. Well, my momma watched it and read it and it did not teach her how's to be good help. So I don't know if I'd recommend it - it didn't teach my momma nothing.

Last weekend, Finley's momma came down to see me! I had such a good time with her. We all went over to Kerrville to see my Nana and Pawpaw. Well, ok, dey is my momma's nana and pawpaw, but I thinks I get to claim them too on counts of how much dey like me. I did my usual cute stuff. Only I couldn't get up in Nana's lap because she'd had surgery. Dat stinkeded, but my momma held me up near her so she could pet me.

Dat Nana and Pawpaw got the besets backyard - I was able to run and run and bounce! It were so much fun. Since I lives in an apartment, I never gets to be off leash. So getting to run like that was real fun. And I ran the fence with the dogs that lived next door, a basset and a pit bull, and barked 'em good. Dat basset reminded me of my basset pals from when I was younger - it was a lot of fun to bark and play.

I finally got a walk today. I ain't been getting 'em lately because of all da rain. So I was glad that stopped. I also got a bath and groomed so I am lookin' all pretty now!

20 Questions

1. WHAT COLOR COLLAR ARE YOU WEARING?

Pink!

2. DOES YOUR LEASH MATCH YOUR COLLAR?

Yep, all my leashes are pink. It are my momma's favorite color.

3. WHAT’S WORSE? An EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL bouncing around in the trees or across the fence, a Crow strutting around in your yard or Neighbor People outside talking?

Squirrels are da worstest.

4. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE SNACK?

Besides evil nemesis squirrels? Hmmm, cheese, eggy weggy, pizza crust, chicken, Texas Toothpicks, and Halley Hound treats.

5. WHERE WAS YOUR LAST CAR RIDE?

I rode to go see my momma's grandparents and back on Saturday.

6. DO YOU STICK YOUR HEAD OUT THE WINDOW ON CAR RIDES?

Nope, my momma don't let me do that.

7. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE TOY?

When I'm around Finley, whatever is in her mouth. When I'm not I really like my giant stuffed animal toys - my bear and armadillo are two big favorites. And of course my squirrel toys, or as I calls 'em "practice."

8. DO YOU HAVE A BOYFURIEND OR GIRLFURIEND?

Do Maurice da cat count?

9. DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WALK?

I love going on all kindsa long walks.

10. DO YOU GO TO DOG PARKS?

Nope. See, I gotsta try to start fight with most dogs bigger than me, so momma don't think it would be a good idea.

11. WHERE DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT?

At the foot of my momma's bed. She wants me to sleep up next to her, but that ain't gonna happen (unless it's really cold!)

12. DO YOU SNORE?

Momma says so, but I don't trust her.

13. DO YOU SLEEP UNDER THE COVERS?

The only time I did that was when I lived in Boston. Now that I'm back in Texas, nope.

14. DO YOU HAVE TO WEAR CLOTHES?

I luvs clothes! I dance for them and everything! I gots dresses, t-shirts, hoodies, bandanas, pajamas, coats, sweaters, jackets, you names it, I gots it.

15. ARE YOU THE FAVORITE DOG?

I'm usually the only dog around, so that helps!

16. WHERE IS YOUR FAVORITE SPOT TO SLEEP IN THE HOUSE?

On the back of the couch.

17. WHAT’S THE BEST HUMAN FOOD YOU’VE EVER BEEN FED?

Hmmm, I luvs me some BACON!

18. DO YOU GO TO A DOG GROOMER?

Nope, my momma are my groomer.

19. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BATHS?

Luvs 'em!

20. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOU ARE BORED?

BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK! BARK!BARK! BARK!

Dat Joggin' Stuff Ain't For Me Momma!

Pupses, my momma have gone all crazy. See me and her, and sometimes Ally, go on walkses most everyday. And these are not little round the block walks either, they are bout an hour-long walkses. And I loves them.

Yesterday, my momma got a crazy idea in her head. She got da idea to try to jog with me. See, my momma have been exorcising lots and she thought she could run with me on counts of I always pull and go crazy when I see a big dog running along with a person. I always act like I wanna go too. So yesterday she tried to run with me. Well, I did that for about two blockses, then I gave up. Running ain't for me momma! So she says we will just stick with the walkin' with only a little bits of running. If she wants to run, da gym downstairs gots a treadmill and a liptical - she can run on dose!

My back is looking a lot better. I gots a little bit of dry skin back there, but it are not so red and stuff as it were before.

Dis Are Me, Looking All Cute and Stuffs!

Momma Are Being Unreasonable

She are demanding I stop rubbing my bootie and my back on anything and everything. She says it are because da skin on my back are all red and I have lost some hairs back there. So now she are going crazy if she seems me trying to rub on stuffs. She has got to ruin all my funs!

At least she took me on walkses this weekend. I got some good barking and stuff in.

Me and dat Maurice cat have been havin' a pretty good time. He has stopped slappin' me around quite so much which I preciate.

Oh, and I got a chatbox so stop by my page and chat sometime!

Bootie Poppin' Fun

I's gotten real in to bootie poppin' lately - or "backin' it up" so to say. I just love rubbing my butt up against things. It feels so good and it makes momma laugh. Most da time. Sometimes she jus thinks I is weird, but I think she are weird for not having fun shaking her bootie all da time like I does. BOL!

I's got a bath today and that was fun. But then came strippin' and dat was no fun. I hates it. I has no idea why some peoples would pay to see it, it are no fun. I don't know who would pay to see a poor pup get their hair ripped out - wait momma, dat are not what dey are paying to see??? Ok puppers, ignore dat.

Da weather here has been so nice I been gettin' lotsa walks. Da high here was 80 today. I am lovin' all da walks I is getting.

I still thinks my momma needs to borrow your momma's bodka drip HunBun. And Ally, well, I don't know if dere is enough bodka drips in da whole wide world - BOL BOL!

My Kitty's Back!

Sorry I's been not updating and stuff. As HunBun would say, my momma has been on da ceiling and stuffs, I think her needs to borrow HunBun's momma's bodka drip!

My kitty is back! And so is Ally! Which means I don't have to sit on my momma when I wants attention anymore, I's got other options! Finley and her momma were down here too, but they left. I am missin' them. I had lots fun playing with Finley - we squeaked a whole lotta toys at everyone. It was a real good time.

But at least I got to go on a walk today with momma and Ally. It was lotsa fun. I saw one of dose chickens again - I wants to chase it and get dinner, but my momma says I can't. She always is tryin' to ruins my fun. :( I think I am gonna try to go play with Maurice some. He are not my BFF Finley, but at least he does like to play sometimes. Even if he don't know how to squeak.