Life According to Joker

Hello, It's me Joker... hey, pay attention Mum don't you see I have a
bone? as I prance around the house to show it off.
Well, Today is a warmer day so I get to play with my bud next door,
His name is Major and he is a Golden Lab. We played outside for a
few hours. Boy now I am tired and need a nap. Later on mum says
we will go to the park with Lance and Dad. Mum is blowing up a latex
balloon because she knows that Lance loves to chase that balloon
around the house, but he hesitates to get close to it because he knows
it pops real easy. So while he tries to play with it without bursting it,
I just like to chew on my rawhide for awhile.