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I really know how to Miss. Behave!!!

I'm a choca-holic!!!

Dearest Diary,

I am a fresh girl... but I don't mean to be. I have an obsession. I love chocolate. Maybe it's because I am a Chocolate Lab... I'm really not sure. I can't help myself when I smell it... I think about it, dream about.. I just crave it. I admit I get really jealous when Mommy eats it in front of me. She has sat down and told me many of times, "No, Kisses, It's tastes good but it is poison to you!!!"

Anyway, Today I did something I shouldn't have done... I stole Mom's Chocolate peppermint bark. She left the house & I couldn't resist!!! When my Mom came home she saw the wrappers all over the carpet. I felt really bad when she looked sad. She was worried that something bad was going to happen to me. Then she called the Vet... That's when I said, Noway, no more... I don't want to go there!!! I didn't eat enough to make my belly upset though. I thank the doggie Lord above!

I promise I will try not to go near that so good, but bad for me sweet stuff. I also promise myself that I will no longer steal others chocolate candy. I'll just continue to dream about yummy Dove Bars & of course the love of my life (Right next to Mom) Godiva Chocolate. Mmmmmm... Mmmmmm.... Okay, ok, I'll stop. Promise!!!