January 27th 2009 1:25 pm
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Hello, my name is Rugby Pugby. Most people say that I'm adorable, and I have to agree. I'm an indoor dog. It's a toss-up whether I like playing or sleeping the best. I have many friends, even a bunny and a squirrel.

I really like to kiss girls. Whenever I meet a new girl on the street, I give her a big puggy kiss. Sometimes, they don't want a kiss, can you imagine? One girl even bit my tail!

My mom is an animal massage therapist. Of course, I get a massage every night! I demand it!!! She gives me lots of kisses, too.

My daddy likes to play "ruffy tuffy" with me. I like to pretend that I'm a rough tough fighting pug machine! Daddy also makes me popcorn. Sometimes, we snuggle in front of the TV and watch "The Three Stooges", but mom says it will rot my brain. I don't know what she means. I am a very smart boy!