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The World According to Beaumont

Oh My GOODNESS!

Wow. What an exciting day. Mom and Dad always surf the internet (nerds) and they finally let me have a crack at it. It's sure hard to type without thumbs. Today was a great day. Our morning routine was a little different and it was definitely GOOD. Instead of just getting up with mom and going potty this morning, DAD WAS HOME!! That's always good for me because he's a sucker and lets me get in bed with him while mom goes off to work. Working stiff. Dad and I hang out all day, watch t.v., eat treats...it's awesome.

Anyhow, so Dad was home this morning because he ARRESTED A CRIMINAL last night. It was even on the news. Later at night, when Mom got home and dad was at work, I got an early christmas present. WOOHOO!! A NEW BONE! It's huge. I had to run around the house for awhile and bark at it to make sure it knew who was boss. The only problem with it is that I have a hard time carrying it and running at the same time. I fall down a lot or run into things with it. It seems to work best if I just lay down and chew.

But the BEST part of today was when I was watching wheel of fortune. the first puzzle was "living thing" and the answer was SAINT BERNARD!!! cool. I'm famous.

well, it's getting late and mom looks like she's fading. She'll go to bed and I'll have to hang out and wait for dad to get home. We'll probably drink a few beers and talk about our day.

off to my house to wait for my dad....
b.