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Treasure Trove

Who's this interloper?

So yesterday I got to go to the doggie day care and got my grooming while mommy saw the doctor. Then when mommy picked me up she said we were going to meet some other doggies which is fine by me, love meeting other doggies. So we went to this place where first they seprated me and mommy, which I didn't like at all. Then they broght us back together and she smelled like other dog, but that was okay cause I was in this awsome area to play in with all these scents. Then they took me out of the play area and then broght me in behind this boy. I sniffed him, he sniffed me, and it was cool. We played chase and then he started chasing his tail and even after he caught it he kept chasing it, weirdo. So after we were done playing mommy still stayed behind with me and talked and talked to this guy, I was ready to leave this place and kept trying to tell mommy that by trying to walk toward the door. Then they brought the boy doggie out on a leash and handed it to mommy, what the #!%%?!?? The next thing I know this Arbusto is riding in my backseat with me and walking on a leash around my neighborhood with me and then coming into my house. I tried to tell mommy we didn't need another doggie but it seems I got a brother. When daddy came home the interloper even greeted him?!? Well maybe when mommy and daddy aren't looking I can return Arbusto. I think I know why they named him "little bush" it's cause he pees on all of them, how gross!!
Remeber till next time Boys droll, girls rule!

My New Friends

So two weeks ago I ate something, not telling what it was cause if my Mommy and Daddy find out they are going to be really mad at me. Well I got sick because of it and had to go visit the doctor. Normally I like the doctor, lots of other dogs there to play with, cats to terrorize, and the people there give me treats but this time it was no fun, none at all. The reason is the doctor had to check my, umm, back smelling place to see if there was sumthin’ gumin up the works. I also had to get two really big shots that hurt really badly. They told Daddy that I had a bad tummy and something about special diet. I found out that meant I didn’t get to have treats all week, it really sucked!
Daddy took me to the doctor’s cause Mommy had to work but I know she was worried cause she kept calling Daddy all day long to check on me. Try as I did I couldn’t get her to feel bad enough about not going with me to the doctors so I could get some treats out of her but all she did was give me belly rubs (which are very good, but not as good as treats).
Then came Wednesday when Mommy took me out in the morning with her and took me to this ~awsome~ place. It had all these other dogs there and we got to play for hours and the people all were so nice. Then Daddy came and picked me up. Then on Friday it happened again only this time I got a bath and brush too! I made this friend too named Jasper, he’s super cool. I get to go back on Monday and I can’t wait to see Jasper again.
So until next time, hide the food and admit to nothing!

So as of today

I've made away with a straw, a plastic cup, a top to a soda bottle, a dryer sheet, and a half eaten rawhide...all in my treasure trove under the bed. I hope someday I can make away with one of those ketchup packets again, those were good.
My mommy has been putting fish oil into my food because my vet was concerned about my skin allergies. Now that my allergies have almost all cleared up she's stopped feeding it to me because of something called fish breath. It happened that one morning that I woke her up by giving her a big kiss on her face after having morning breakfast. She, for some reason, doesn't like the smell of fish breath. I think it tastes yummy!
Hey guys, I figured out something awesome! If you want a little more time with your humans staying home, just unplug their alarm clocks. All you have to do is rub up against the place where it's plugged into the wall and it'll come loose eventually. Then that box won't make that horrible noise and wake up the humans in the morning and they won't leave you alone. Of course they kinda are mad when they do wake up and say they are something called "late" but I'm sure they don't mind. I did it to my mommy twice this week and I got a whole hour more with her in the morning, it was great!
Till next time remember, if you don't get caught it isn't being a bad dog!