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Thor's Adventures

Merry Christmas

Woof Woof ( that's Merry Christmas, in ThorSpeak) ! I haven't been around lately, and I am sure you all wonder what happened to me, right? Well, I have been helping Momma with the Christmas preperations. We put up the tree about a week ago, and wrapped lots of presents. I gave Momma the puppy eye, and she gave me some presents early! Man, I am good! I got a new soft bed that I thought was a big toy at first, so I tryed tossing it in the air, but it was a little heavy. Momma had to show me how to lay on it, and now I am loving it. I have been hanging out on it beside the gas heater at the bottom of the basement stairs. She also got me a really cuddly chennile ( hey, I am not sure if that is the correct spelling, but so what? With my looks, who cares? ) Anyway, back to the chennile TEDDY BEAR! Momma got it for me because it is the same material as her slippers, and she figured since I love to play with her slippers - sometimes I try to bite them off her feet - that I would adore this bear. She was right! I don't even remember Mr. Monkey or Mr. Frog now. I guess they are lonely, I need to wish them Merry Christmas...hey! where are they anyway?

Ps...Momma tryed to make some photos of me in front of the Christmas Tree, I wasn't feeling real photogenic that day, but I think she got one good one. Maybe she will post it here?

Pss....My Momma's childhood dog ( that lives with her Parents ) has been sick. Will you please keep her in your prayers? Thanks!

New Pals

Well Momma came home last evening, and told me about all the new pals I made yesterday. Apparently, I have a lot of charisma! This morning, Momma was walking around with a towel on because she couldn't locate her robe, I thought that meant it was play time, because she knows I have a thing for towels, but evidently she was running late for work because she told me in a stern voice to stop. I don't like that voice, but I don't think she likes to use it either. I know she loves me, because she rubs my belly when I lay down on my back. That is the best....

What happened?

When Momma and Daddy first brought me home, I was 17 lbs. I was a wittle tiny thing, and I layed in Momma's lap all the way home. She petted me to keep me calm ( which I was anyway, because I knew I had chosen the right Parents), and she talked to me and called me a funny name I had never heard before - THOR- Wow, it was gonna take some getting used to. We stopped at what Humans call a Gas Station, on the way home, and Momma put my leash on me, WHOOOOAAAA, I didn't like this thing. I put my big ole feet down into the grass and refused to budge, but then Momma started walking off, and I followed! ( note to self - that lady is SMART!) I let my first poo and pee right then and there with Momma watching, and wasn't even embarrased. ( I would save that till later ) Anyway, about the lap - now when I try to get into Momma's lap, all that will fit is my front part. Sometims I look back to see why my rear isn't following, then I look at Momma, and she laughs at me and tells me I have a big ole booty. Hmp!