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I'm Bean!!!!

This is funny!!

I got this from a friend's page. I think this is sooo funny!! I have 2 cats in my house and I totally agree with this!!
This is the dog's diary vs. the cat's diary:


DOG:
8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Milk Bones! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

CAT:
Day 983 of my captivity..
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.

Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.


There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...............

Getting to know you game!!!!

Copy this diary entry, and paste it into your diary. Read and then delete my answers. Then you can fill in your own! We can get to know our pals better!! Have fun!! Then send a rosette or pawmail to 4 pals and ask them to post it in their diary!!!!

1. What color is your collar?
Orange and it says "Love Me" on it.

2. What kind of food do you eat?
Wellness Super 5 mix Lamb and Barley yummy!!!

3. What are your favorite treats?
Any tiny little crumb I find on the floor


4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other??
No..... :(

5. Do you get Table Scraps?
Nope.... I don't even know what table food is... I did get a piece of cake for my brother's birthday, though :)

6. What is your favorite toy?
Whichever toy one of my brother's is playing with


7. When is your Birthday?
July 15, 2008

8. How many times a day do you get to eat?
Breakfast and dinner

9. Do you have a favorite color?
Orange

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Oh, I know they will...Everyone is such a good sport about stuff like this!!! Have fun fur-friends!!!!xoxox....

I sent this to
Sadie Boo
Lady Sophie
Jessie
Squeek

My First Valentine's Day!!

My first Valentine's day is coming!!! I'm sooo excited!! I am part of the secret valentines exchange for Pugapalooza so I get so sent a valentine to a girlie pug!! I'm not telling who... It's a secret! She is a cutie, though. I wonder who got me???
Valentine's Day is also mom and dad's wedding anniversary! They will be married one year! Mom says she should get 2 presents but dad says 1 is enough :(