Long things that crawl through the grass like to bite!

Well today I was trotting around my favorite dog park and saw something interesting crawling through the grass. So I slapped it around once, twice and even a third time. After harassing this weird thing for about five minutes, it suddenly flew through the air and attacked me. I swear if I can find this crazy thing in the grass again I will eat it like a table scap hitting the floor on a friday night. About 5 minutes after my attack, I started to foam like crazy, my mouth looked like I ate a bag of cotton balls. Sooooo, next time I should leave these crazy things alone.