OMG I am a Daddy!

Guess what my Dogster friends....I am a Daddy. Yes, Chloe had 4 puppies 3 weeks ago and Mommy says they are my responsibility!

Don't worry Mommy is upset that she let us "get together" She thought she had stopped it but apparently not!

But now she is talking about after the first of the year getting me "fixed" Do any of you know what that means? The cats are laughing at me when I ask them.

Daddy keeps telling me I have responsibilities now and need to go out and get a job to support my family...I try to tell him I have no job skills other than jumping really high and biting strangers...I don't think there is a job market for those particular set of skills! So I just try to go see the babies and Chloe beats me up....Dang she is hateful! You think she would be more grateful!

Anyway...Just wanted you all to know I am a father!

Peace out and Merry Christmas!
xoxo
JunBug

Potty Business

Okay, as mommy writes this for me she is still a little mad at me...but it is funny or at least Daddy thought it was.

Yesterday Mommy and Daddy took us outside to do our business when they got home. We were all in the yard and Mommy was talking to Chloe when she felt something warm on her leg...and then she heard Daddy laughing his butt off and looked down...guess what? I was peeing on her leg...just hiked my leg and let loose all down her leg, pants and shoes....she was not happy with me...but she doesn't understand! She is my territory!!!

I Fought the Law....

And the law won! I am in big trouble. I have been using my super powers to escape the confines of the yard fortress. Daddy fixed all the holes so I dug a nice deep one under the back fence. Then they fixed that...so I just climb over! I showed them! But here is the deal. I went across the street and got a little growly and tried to bite the neighbor...they called animal control. Daddy had to talk to them about me...I have to stay in yard or there will be $150 dollar fine...if I bite someone that is it for the Bean...Mommy is not happy. I guess I won't be going out by myself anymore! Daddy is on his way to buy some fencing to keep me in...I don't know how they are going to keep me from climbing over....we will see. Just hope I don't get in bigger trouble!

New best Friend

I have found a new best friend! Her name is Sissy and she is a cat. I am in LOVE! Mommy and Daddy have been keeping her in the garage but brought her in today. She likes me and I am protecting her from Bettie. Bettie wants to kill her and I have bite and growled at her a few times to keep her away from the baby. I also will pull her under me to protect her. She is really cute...a gray tabby with gray eyes! Mommy says when she gets some pictures of her she will make her a page on Catster. I asked her could she be an honoray dog..and she said no. But I love her! I want to marry her! But mommy said that inter-marriage between a dog and cat is not right....that I don't understand. It doesn't matter what you look like or what breed you are...it is who you love and she has my heart!

I will keep you posted on our love affair!

Not so Super!

I got my butt kicked last night! How did that happen? Does that dog not know I am the Super Bean? My powers have now evolved into escaping from the yard. I can contort myself and go under the gate! There is a reason for my escaping....the dog across the street is in season....it is more powerful than any kryptonite Superman ever had to deal with! I cannot resist going over for a visit. But she is twarting my efforts at every turn. She doesn't like me. I don't know why...my MoJo is awsome. She just doesn't see it. Mommy says I need to keep it at home...but I need to share the love!

xoxo
Junior

Super Bean Strikes Again!

Okay...if you didn't know we have moved to Oklahoma. It is HOT here! I make dust trails when I run through the yard. We have a fenced in yard! So we can run and run! I luv it! But Chloe found us a place to escape...so we did. We ran down the road and Daddy caught us and told us to come home....darn him...I wanted to explore my new surroundings.

Monday night we went in the front yard with Mommy & Daddy and to our surprise the dogs from across the alley came to visit. They have 3 too...a Great Dane and two smaller dogs. Guess what?! My super powers work on the Great Dane. I ran up to him and barked and he ran the other direction! Can you believe that? I chased after him to smell his butt...I needed a step stool! But when my nose touched his tail he wimpered and ran away faster! So now all I want to do is go and get him again....Mommy told me I had to be nice to the neighbor dogs but I like it that they are scared of me!

Junior

We are Penless

Mommy & Daddy gave our pen away to a doggy in need since we are moving to Oklahoma and will have a fenced in back yard. The little puppy was being tied up in the back yard and need a place to be safe from the bully dogs in the neighborhood. Mommy & Daddy let the man have it so his little guy is safe. This means we have not been staying outside as much...but that is fine...it is hot out there and the heat drains my super powers!

New Super-Power!

I CAN SPELL! Amazing I know...but I am amazing! I have learned to spell two words O-U-T and T-R-E-A-T. When mommy or daddy spell either I start jumping around like a crazy dog, bouncing and barking. Daddy thinks it is really funny that I can spell. Mommy told him that is was all part of the Super Bean Package! Next I master Reading!!!! Ernest said he would teach me how!

Junior

The Super Bean is Relocating

Mommy notified me today that we are moving to a place called Oklahoma. I asked her if my super powers would work there and she said it was a place filled with Native American Magic and my powers would probably increase! I can't wait. Oklahoma is Mommy's home and she wants to be closer to her family...I have never met them and don't know if I will like the new folks...Chole insists I will.

All I know is we are going to be Okie's and my powers will increase! I will keep you all posted on the move and how we all adjust!

Trash Can Inspections

I have now become the official trash can inspector of the house. I have been checking it out for days and making messes (daddy hasn't put it under the cabinet where it goes). Today, Daddy went the the grocery store and when he got back Chole and Bettie met him at the back door but I didn't. So Daddy invoked his stealth powers and snuck in the kitchen where I was sitting in the trash can just looking at him. I told him I was inspecting the garbarge for anything edible. He did not think that was funny and said I was a bad boy. I hid under the coffee table. Then he saw I had been on the computer desk and chewed up some ink pens and a glue stick that tasted nasty. I have really been getting into stuff this week, Daddy said I am fixing to spend all my free time in the dog pen...but he is a big softy and will never do that!

later,
Junior