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Rough & Tumble Days of Paint *Pinto*

Gones to the Cats!!!!

Doggone it this lady where we stayin' be a cat rescue lady so she gots the cats ins & outs of her house & so cause of it Me & Dion my best gal can't go upstairs & hafta stay down in a computer room locked up though it be a big room & we get to goes outside lots but still they gots dogs & we would loves to makes friends with 'em even though the female Pit Bull cross here don't likes us at all. I gots to play with the black labbie cross though just me & him & we hads such fun outs in the yard playin' & runnin' & wrestlin' so we gots a good furiendship goin'. Sorry we ain't been around but Mom can't gets on the computer box that often fer Dogster or Catster rights now. When we be on, we be filin' complaints with the insurance co. national group against the local group. Greats talkin' to 'ya my furiends & we tries to gets on as often as we cans.
Woofs @ 'ya & GRRRRRRR @ the evil insurance co. over our fire loss wheres they be draggin' their heels. Pinto Paint

Fire! Thank God we're all safe!

So right after breakfast this morning at Billie Bob's place @ PIF we lay down to all take a nap & Lilly loves to yowl howl but today she just kept going & kept going & kept hanging at the front window & so whens she waked us ups froms our nap we not too upsets -- then the smoke detectors be howlin' their heads off & then they stopped & started again & didn't stop & Mom sez it's awfully dark in here is it night? Then she sniffed & coughed & sniffed & screamed to us dogs to go gets Mother person & she be ups the stairs at a time while we runnin' to gets Mother & she screaming MOTHER! Mother! Then she be screaming Lilly Cat! Dion! Pinto! Morse! And Mother be down the hall with us & Mom gots the phone in her hand & Mom opened the front door to lets air in & seen how bad the smoke be & just a yellin' ats us that we gots to gets out right now! And me Pinto be out & thoughts Dion rans acrosses the street but later we couldn't finds her & thoughts we saw Lilly Cat but Mom hads Morse in her hands & we standin' in the pourin' rain & Mom looks at the side of the house where the window be while she be dialing 911 who wants to haves a long casual chat with her so Mom mentioned that there be flames shootin' outs the sides of the house froms the windows & black smoke & darks grey smoke just strange smoke & they lady sez oh I'll send someone right out. Mom just sez our address & what the problem be & then the lady finally understands. Guess that Mom be too calm at first but then she sez flames & fire visible & we gots a bunch of fire engines & police cars & gots rescue & the lady cop sez to her that if she can moves the car & gets us in it so much the better cause then they can gets cross the driveway with the hoses. Smoke damage. siding damage. Windows gone on the driveway side of basement. Insurance adjuster called, but we lucky & a nice neighbor asked us to stays with her & we be grateful & we thank God for good neighbors & fer bein' alive! Please remembers us in 'ya prayers.
Thanks be to God, Pinto Paint

Mom be Barkin' Mad!!!!

But Mom it be rainin' outsides & the grass be wet! Why can't we plays roughs in the house? Okays knows we knocked somes things over but it weren't too bad just that two foot tall frig & a kitchen chair & the pillows offen the sofa whens we chasin' the cats around but there be so many cats rights now here that they drivin' us nuts Mom! Why can't we haves funs with 'em too? They climbin' all over us! Be a hissin' and swattin' at us when we tries to makes 'em gets away from our food too! Why 'ya gettin' mads with us? Okays so we been tryin' to eats that cat food they brung overs with 'em but that a different kinds than what's we beens stealin' from the other cats (ow! what's that hind side pop fer Mom --- oooohhh... right we nots s'posed to be eatin' anys of the cat food!) The cover be on the fans too so didn't hurts 'em when we knocked 'em downs -- just cooled down the floors for yer & Mother's footsies untils 'ya founds out what fell.... and the recylcin' haves suches goods smells in it & we didn't means to takes that many cans outs & leaves 'em under the kitchen table & under the dining room table & on the living room floor & trailin' down the hall to the bedroom... ya expects us to puts the cans backs in the bag? Do 'ya knows how hard it is to work arounds that tie knot & gets them cans outs of the bag thru that small opening? And I was tryin' to pees in the toilet & didn't means to pees on the seat & the floor & the sides cause it be rainin' outside & me didn't wants to gets wet cause me mades of sugar & mights melt & Mother just be a yellin' at me & 'ya standin' there laughin' at me Mom & gettin' upsets cause 'ya forgots to charge the camera battery so the camera not gonna works without it.

Be glads & doggy happy when all them cats goes homes & stays home fer awhiles cause what's fun they be iffen we can't licks 'em & makes 'em squeak? Sigh. Glads we be on a cruise this weekend & rights now me gonna goes backs to sleep & takes a nice long nap. Wakes me up Mom when the sky clears & we can goes fer a nice long walk.
Woofs @ 'ya, Pinto Paint