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Well,Jennifer's gone.She's off to bigger and better things.But I still get to see her like every week so it's all good.
Im back home for now to spend time with my owner.
So let's see this weeks been pretty interesting.
For one my owner put me on a treadmill.HA HA funny!not..i walked on it for like two seconds then had to jump off like something you'd see off mission impossible.
And I met a racoon! His name was Rory.He wants me to bring him to Hollywood whenever I go back next week,I mean meeting a stranger on the side of the road and him asking me to take him to Hollywood with me?
Of course I said yes!
Sandy didnt think it'd be a good idea because apparently raccoons are sneaky or something.But what does she know?
I mean I'm working on becoming famous in Hollywood.

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Jennifer's is probally switching owners.She's a country cat and just doesn't really like it here in Hollywood.
So she's going to move in with my owner's grandmother.That means she will move in with our cousins.
I'm not going to admit it.
But I have to.
I'M GOING TO MISS HER!!!
:(
hopefully she won't see this.But yeah.Hopefully she'll come to visit sometime.

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AHHH!I haven't wrote in...FOREVER!
Well not forever technically just like 5 or 6 months.But you get my point.
Sorry I haven't in so long I've just been super busy ya know.With my whole HOLLYWOOD experience and what not.
I'll try to more often.Gotta think of the fans ya know?
And don't laugh.Everytime I talk about my fans I get laughed at.
Like Sandy,and Jennifer.
I mean how messed up is that?My best friend and sister are SO unsupportive.
It's insane.
INSANITY.literally.
I've just been kinda chilling today.So I'll update again once something more interesting happens.Bye!!!!

Biscuit Goes HollyWood

So this is my blog coming from HOLLYWOOD!You know im my previous blog I talked about how I am coming to hollywood...Well.ITS AWESOME!
So I walked into this huge building with like....zillions of windows.
And there he was.The big hollywood dog.He always makes dogs famous!!

So of course I told Jennifer to act cool...
OH MY GOSH YOUR THE BIG HOLLYWOOD DOG!!!!!!!!!is what I said exactly..
Jennifer looked at me and laughed.Cool huh?
They put these huge sunglasses on me with a diamond collar and told me in this slow voice to siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Well this is in dialog.
"So are you ready for me to talk about your big time blog?Are you ready to make Bout Biscuit FAMOUS?"He said.
"HECK YA-"I began.
"Whats in it for me?"Jennifer asked....
so I told her to shut up.But the dude made a deal for her that she'd be in my blogs...That was good enough for her.

So I guess we just have to wait and see!

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Oh YEAH!I knew my talent would finally be discovered.Ok so Im sure you've all heard about the dog Steve Burg.Am I right??No?Well ok he's like one of hollywood's most famous-est-est dogs ever!And soooo he was looking on dogster and he saw MY BLOG.Mine!!And he's aksing me to go to hollywood so he can further my blogs and get the news out.
Which means....THEY'LL be even more famous then before!!!!!!!!!
Im even going to make over my profile a bit...Ya know and put some new pictures on here.
To make it look hollywood-ified.
So the next blog you see won't be not famous Biscuit.It will be FAMOUS Biscuit.So get ready for a really long blog on my journey to hollywood.Called "Biscuit goes Hollywood".
Oh yeah and keep looking at my profile because it will soon be changed.

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Ok so I have a new girlfriend now named Sadie!!!!I mean between you and me she's pretty hot..
I told Sandy all of this and she seemed kinda mad..I told her she was jealous and I got hit in the face.So I didn't try that again.Yeah Sadie has a dogster so you guys should see it.She's the black poodle on my friends thing.
Lately me and Jennifer have been having the whole sibling rivalry thing.My owner says that I'm just jealous of all the attention not being on me for once.
WHATEVER!Im so not the jealous type.Even though she steals my spotlight and grrr....but im not jealous.

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A...waterfall????Sandy told me that she saw Star and Jennifer go up the path to a waterfall...Where the neighborhood gang of cats was.Sandy said the dog gang(you know the one she's in)are enemies of them..
Sheesh everyone seemed to be in a gang but me.And nooo this isnt one of those bad gangs.It's like a club an exclusive club only the most awesome can get in..except me.
So I mean Jennifer???No way.How could I let my little sister go up there and get eaten by mean cats.Sandy told me Jennifer was probally the toughest out of all of them..So I could just relax.

So I followed her scent and it was true.To bad they all started hissing at me and AHH
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She got on my back and told me to run!!!!So yeah I stood my ground...and ran all the way back home.*phew*

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Eh so me and my new sister are doing ok.We get along pretty good....sometimes.My new profile picture is awesome I look all serious,and tough.I took it just now about 3 minutes ago.
I'm sitting on my favorite chair.Oh and you know Jennifer well her name was suppose to be Ginger but my owner changed it.So when I'm talking about a cat named Ginger in the previous ones that's really Jennifer.
You know i'm a really good picture taker.I mean in dog school I got most photogenic!
Psh ok I've never actually been to a dog school but still...if I did I know that I would have gotten that....

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NoOooOo I have a new sister now!Sandy thinks this is pretty funny but I dont.I was a wimp to the cool neighborhood dog gang before.Just think about it,having a cat as a sister makes me even more of a wimp.She's outside and i'm insideoutside.So I have SOME privacy.
Her name is Jennifer,she's kind of...catty I guess you could say.Especially when she flicks her tail in my nose and I want to sneeze.But over all she's sorta nice......but the sibling rivalry has already kicked in.

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Ok who does she think she is?!?!? Little bunny walking all up in my yard...my bubble.my terrortory.Now Sandy is a different story she will eat me if she wants to.....i mean she's my best friend but my yard is her yard..
So my owner named this "wild" bunny Patricia.And better than that a cat walks up in our yard to...A CAT!So guess what.She named that one GINGER!
I mean i'm 11 pounds of evil right?!?!?*sigh*what am i going to do..what if..i get a 2 new sisters!?