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"*sigh* Whuteber, Momma..." |
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"I r gonna count tu fwee an' den, fur yur sake, I hope yu r goned, wady." |
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"Hey! Dat r a skwerl ober dere??" |
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"Dadda! Yu r comin'?" |
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"Nope. Nuffin in da backyard. I jus' chekded." |
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"Here I r finkin' 'bout bein' bwoomded." |
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"Here I r finkin' 'bout MEATZ™! Whut? Yu can nod see dat?" |
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"Dis r a Iwish Setter pup an' me, Zaidie. I r tellin' him dat it r MY turn in da tennis court!" |
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"I wuff dis pwace. It r callded da Grand River an' I jus' wiv a few bwocks fwum here! Kewl, huh???" |
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"Du I wook "dweamy" here?? BOL!!!" |
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"Whut?? Can a guy nod watch hims Dadda wifout bein' 'cuseded ob beggin' fur fudz??" |
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"Hi! I r Zaidie. Dis r my page. Whu yu r?" |
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"Wook! I r a hansum guy :D An' dis r my river :)" |
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"Dis r an OUTWAGE!! Oh, da dognamity!" |
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"Hey, Puff!! Wanna come ober an' pway??" |
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"Here I r on a bwidge in a nu park. Hey! Whu dat r?" |
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"Dis r me, Zaidie, bein' a pubby!! Wook out - da cuteness r gonna ged ya!!!" |
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"Hi! I r Zaidie an' dis r my page!! Fanks fur dwoppin' by." |
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"I call it 'Goose Poop Park' :D It r wike a all-yu-can-eatz buffet!" |
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"Yikes!! I hab bed-head AN' I eben hab bed-schnooter!!" |
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"OMD! I hab a baff, wite now, pweeze???" |
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"We r dun yet, Momma? Dis r borin'..." |
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"Chwissymus r comin', wite? An' I r bein' a bery gud boy, wite? An' dis r gonna help, wite??" |
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"Well, I gess since I r so dwessded up, I mite as well ask sum gurl-pup tu mawwy me. Anyone??" |
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"Dere r a speshul pwace fur peepoles wike my 'wentses an' it r nod heaben." |
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"*Heads to kitchen* Dere bedder be sum MEATZ™ in dat fwidge fur me." |
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"An' yu kno' whut r da bestest part, pupses?? Dis r NOD a costume - it r a fweater I ged tu wear ober an' ober an' ober..." |
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"Here. Now yu pupses can see da fwont ob dis 'dicuwous outfit. Habby now, Momma?" |
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"Dis r it. I r gonna hafta kill my Momma." |
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"Why, yes! Ob corse we need ged pichurs ob dis fing fwum ebery angle :(" |
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"Wook at da way kewl pichur Fweckles an' Gwowlmy maded fur me! Fank yu so bery much ♥ ❀ ☀™" |
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"HEY! No pichurs ob my face in dis fing!" |
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"Heer r a pichur fwum da archibes : Chwissmus 2008. I wuz one yeer old an' SO bery habby :D" |
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"Here I r takin' Momma on our annual Fanksgibbin' Day walk, 'cept dis r da furst one." |
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