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Kaltrav's Resevoir Dog Keitel

Happy birthday to ME!

Mumma made me a cake and everything! I don't know what a birthday is, but grandma and grandpa came over, and we ate cake and I had lots of cookies, and I got new rawhides and a new knobbly-wobbly! Mom wanted me to wear a hat, um, I didn't really like it. And I got a NEW COLLAR! It's all cute and blue and has paws and snowflakes on it! I look SO cool.

The day after cake day, we went for a big car ride. Me and mumma and Auntie Erica and Uncle Phil. We were in the car SO long! Then, when we stopped, we went into this place! OMIGOSH! It had so many toys and foods and people and other dogs! Mumma let me take a toy home, and I had to sit by um, Santa Claus for one of those flashy things. Those make my eyes funny! I didn't want to sit by Santa, I wanted to go by Mumma, but Santa had my collar. He was fuzzy and smelled. Mom told me to stop licking his face. What? I can't stop! That's my job!

Still things under the pretend tree. I don't get it. Mom puts colored paper on boxes and puts them under there and she sings when she's doing it. Weird, she doesn't sing (that's a good thing!) normally.

It's bedtime! Bye everyone!

Santa Paws?

Mumma's all crazy. There are boxes on the porch, and some of them smell GOOD! She puts them up in her room, or says "I wonder what THIS is!" and puts it by daddy's desk. What's up with all the boxes? And why is mom bringing home a dog toy that I can't play with?! It looks so good! The boys want to take it to their mom's house and give it to Maddie. WHAT?! NO!! Mine!

We got things yesterday! Mumma has "stockings" hung up in the dining room, and they were full of stuff! Even for those silly cats! I got a new Knobbly Wobbly, but I broke it already. :( There was something else in there, but mom put it on the "tree". It looked like a little ME! Mumma got some pants and daddy got some cd's. The boys got chew toys, but they don't chew on them. Weirdos. Looked tasty to me.

I got GOOOOD food tonight for supper! It was pink and smelled really yummy! Mumma got it from grandma and grandpa's house. Ham? I don't know, but it was SO good! I want that EVERYday! Mumma called it "dead pig", so I don't think she likes it. Her loss!

Mumma says we're going somewhere on Saturday (that's my birthday!). Something about pictures and "how cute would that be?" and she is just being silly. Daddy's just been shaking his head at her and smiling.

Well, it's almost bedtime for me. I did alot of things today and need my rest, mumma says.

A tree in the house?!

I don't get this. Mom got ALL these boxes from the basement (I helped!). Then dad got a BIG box from the basement. Now we have all this... shiny and sparkly stuff. And a TREE in the house! With stuff on it. Mom says it's pretty, but I don't get it. Lilith keeps getting yelled at for trying to climb it. Haha. She's dumb. At least Tigger knows to wait until mom and dad go to bed. I thought the tree was for the cats to play in, but not with mumma yelling like that! Oh no!

Mumma's been bringing one of "the boys" on our walks. I like that, he talks alot and lets me pull him. Tonight our walk was kind of short, but we had to put that tree in the house. And the boys were CRAZY! All yelling and laughing and running around. The littler one was um, singing I think.

This 'tree in the house' thing is really weird. It doesn't even smell right. I'll have to figure this out.