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Rosie's Diary!

Spy Rosie Reporting For Duty!

One afternoon my sister was still in bed asleep! This was the day she had to take me on a walk cause I was getting really bored! I HAD TO GET HER OUT OF BED! So I tried jumping up on the bed, but the only thing she did was roll over and push me off the bed. Well I have to try something different then. I jumped up at the end of her bed and walked over to her face, I started licking her face and the only thing she did was put her head in her pillow and kick me off the bed again. I jumped back up on the bed and walked all across her body trying to push her to wake up. Well that only got me kicked off the bed again. This wasn't going to work I had to try something different, something sneaky! I GOT IT! I stood at one side of her bed next to her pillows I dove under the pillows, under 2 and wiggled my way to her face. When I found her face the only thing sticking only thing sticking out was my snout. SO I gave a loud little bark and that sure scared her! She jumped up and grabbed the pillow she was sleeping on and threw it at me! FINALLY SHE GOT UP! But went straight to the bathroom! Well guess I'll take a nap.

Best Fetch☻☺☻☺♡

We were at home on our farm,when I was looking around for something to do. Well I was going in the woods and all if the sudden I spotted a red squeaky ball! I grabbed the ball and ran all the way home to show my mommy! (Mommy looked said when she saw the ball. How could anyone be said because of an old squeaky faded ball?) (Mommy: It looked like my old dog's Dewey's ball....) Well then she took the ball away form me! MY BALL THAT I FOUND! NO FAIR! Well later that day after mommy was done in the barn she drove me to the pet store! My favorite store ever! She bought me an new squeaky white ball that was even better and some treats, and horse stuff! When we got home mommy took me to the pond we have that sometimes I see little tricky things that live in the water! (I can never catch them). When we got out to the pond she took the new ball out and said to me, " You want the ball? You want it?" I barked back to her "OH YEAH!" Then she said "GO GET IT!" And threw the ball into the pond! I was confused, why would she do that to my ball. I really wanted it and used my big puppy eyes to get it and all she did was throw it. WELL HOW RUDE! So I thought my ball needs my help and I'M GONNA SAVE IT! So with that I jumped in the water and paddled as fast as I could to my loving ball. When I was almost there I started feeling something nibbling on my fur. When I looked down I saw one of the stupid little wet thingys! Well I couldn't stop now, I was almost there. So I kept doggie paddling! When I got there I grabbed the ball and thought, Wow this was kinda fun! So I paddled back to mommy who was so happy like me! She kept on throwing the ball in the water till finally I couldn't go any further. I walked back to the house and sat on the front porch to dry off in the sun☀ and took a nice looooonnng nap! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz☻☺☻☺♡

you may now kiss the bone

Yesterday I got a new bone! It was big and beautiful. Well my hu-mom gave me the bone and I had no idea what to do with this wondeful thing. Well I chewed on it for awhile but I still had no clue about what to do with this this.............. BEAUTIFUL BONE! So I thought for a while and then it hit me like when my hu-bro hits me when I do something bad......... I'm going to BURRY IT! So I ran out my doggey door to find the best place to burry my bone. Finally I found the best spot, my hu-moms flower beds! So I dug the best hole known to dog, and droped the bone inside. "I will be back later for you my love." I said to my bone.
Well the next day I came out in search of my bone, and dug right where it was before there you ar-e.......WHERE IS MY BONE! I sniffed out the whole yard and didn't find a trace of it. Were could my true love be? I'm the only dog...... no wait my neighbors dog was out here earlyer today, (human- we have our neighbors dog for the day!) (dog- I'm trying to look for my bone here so shut up! Gosh! When you lose things I help you find them right?!) (human- your the one who takes it!).....I ran back through the doggey door as fast as my stubb of my 4 legs could take me, into my hu-sis room where the neightbor's dog Snikers was sitting and there....in his mouth....was.... my...BONE! I ran over to him and yanked it out of his mouth and then I married my bone so it was mine only! MINE only...... So for you dogs out there reading this........... NEVER TAKE MY BONE FROM ME!