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Livin La Vida Luca

Computer BITES!

Hey everyone!
Here's my news.... Mommy said i was bad pup today - she was talking to some people arranging for a christmas get together though a huge park that's all lit up and stuff and then she found that she lost response to her keyboard - she couldn't type anymore. When she looked underneath the desk, she found me with the keyboard wire, or well ... what was left of it, hanging out of my mouth. She was sooooo angry!!! She told me i was a bad boy, and she took the wire out of my mouth and gave me my rattle ball and told me that i was supposed to chew that. But i just couldn't resist the grey cord hanging motionless in the air. She had to rush in to town to buy a new keyboard so she could tell HER mommy what happened. her mommy wasn't to happy, but she really likes the new keyboard. I had to stay at home and sleep in my crate - mommy said since i was a bad boy i wasn't aloud to go for a car ride so i had to sleep in my crate until she came back. That's my new exciting happening for today, OH YEAH and i peed on the couch and got in crap for that too. Then when i went outside to be "corrected" i had another big pee and another poop. i'md efinately a healthy boy! hahahah Woof!

Snow-Storm???!!

Mommy was scared that last night, we weren't going to make it home, we had a miniature blizzard here. We had to come home from our friends house instantly! There wasn't anything on the ground yet, musta melted. but the next morning, wow, i went out for a pee pee and it was so cold on my wittle paws. i did my business then went running for the front door. THat stuf f is yuccky i hope it's not there forever - or for long anyhow. Anyhow!
We're going to go in the car for a ride now so i'll talk to you all later
WOOF!

Doggone Crazy!!!

Last night, Mommy swore that something un natural was in my doggy kibble. I got realllllly hyper, and started doing laps around the basement furniture. I would trip and fall over my big feet then go get a drink of water, and come back and find a peice of scotch tape, then have Mommy take it away from me then do it all over again, then i'd get up on the couch and attack all the pillows, Gosh, it was soooooo much fun!!! She should try it, I bet she'd love it!!
I got mad at mommy, she took me outside to go peepee and poo for the last time last night, and there was some scary guy in a Orange vest with a big yellow X on the back. He had a helmet on too! He scared me, he was carrying big metal things in his arms, Why would she take me out to witnesssomething like that at my fragile age?
oh the cruelty!
Woe is me!!!
Woof!!!