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Lucy Tails

the raincoast

word up from the rainy west coast! it's been raining for the last month, and boy am i muddy all the time. i have a few new boyfriends - there's becket, a little french bulldog. I totally stole his frisbee. And then there's jon, who smells like BBQ chips. Utter heaven.

Well, urban gal like me, i gotta go buy some shoes...lucy out!

caroline

where's my paw?

He's been gone for doggy years now and I'm beginning to wonder when he's coming back. Mom is super-cool and smells nice and looks great and has really funny friends, but I miss that father-figure in my life. We bonded this past summer when he took me for all of my walks and shared his ice cream with me, and I'm feeling pretty sooky without him. I'd go on a hunger strike until he returns, but I don't know what that would ever proove so I'm not even going to try.

Can't beat the heat!

hey gang, whaddup?

i'm trying to keep it cool here in guelph, but the 24 degrees (plus a humity index of 93, which makes it feel like 31) is totally a drag. I can't run for more than 10 or 15 minutes before i overheat and shut down. Man, that sucks.

but some super news, though! i got a new toy today. it's not a tennis ball, it's not a football, but goddam if it isn't a mix of both!

some other super news! I also solve crimes. if you're worried that your spouse is cheating on you, i'm available for hire at a rate of $100/day (plus expenses). Mommy and daddy keep telling me it will help with something called "tuition," whoever that guy is. I hope that tuition doesn't have a little something-something going on on the side with "rent".

well, signing off now. it's been fun. i'd going to go splay myself in front of the fan. super.

love, lucy