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Fire! Sorry we be down....

Will gets to thankin' all fer their kind words & supports & special likes fer all dem prayers, but we haves limited time to be on the computer box cause that darned insurance co. boxed up our computer to checks it out & we haves a complaint in cause that be goin' on two weeks ago now & we be promised thens that we gonna gets it backs real soon & we still don't haves it back darn them travelin' folks who be givin' us suches a bad time. Thanks alreadys fer the prayers & the gifties & they do help cause this insurance co. be a booger bear of a company & be the worst customer service experience we ever hads & they be draggin' their heels & tryin' nots to pays this claim & be tryin' to gives us the runaround & we gots to gets a lawyer apparents likes so we nots gonna talks 'bout it 'cept fer that fer the mosts part. Promises, promises & misinformation.

Mom & Mother be okay but they gots Crow Raven livin' somewheres else fer now & them peoples gots an insurance problem too way on round the neighborhood with a double fire loss & they be a suin' the co. or in somes sorts of arbitration process withs the company overs particulars likes the second fire & so they be movin' outs of the area fer now. Talks to 'ya later, but no cat dog purrs this time.
Dion The CatDog

Doggone Hackers!!!!

It be bad this time let's me tell 'ya. Them hackers gots into our computer box and our furiends on the same account & they ates up our firewall & we couldn't gets it to reload & then they slammed our computer down & we gettin' a furiend to posts this entry fer us, fer me & fer others later. Our computer degenerated into machine code on the help screen so we couldn't get no help neither. Then it wouldn't goes online so the computer box be in the shop rights now & we expectin' the tower back later this week. We gots in touch with our furiends to lets 'ya know but they got some illnesses & troubles in their pages fer their cats & dogs & angel cats & angel dogs so they didn't even sees it fer a couple of weeks. We can't waits fer public access computers -- wait time too long fer just 30 minutes on to the places we can gets to & Mom can't takes us & Mother be sick with the allergies real bads rights now so she don't wants Meli Mom to leaves her fer too long at a time so... we expects to be backs ups by the end of this week and we been down goin' on three weeks now, so be nearly a month by the times we be back on. Darn those doggone computer hackers gettin' into the Windows Vista updates download function -- gots us & somes of our furiends too & they gonna be downs longer than us cause they tried to fixes it & tried to contacts Microsoft & 'ya knows how long it takes Microsoft to gets backs to 'ya & so now they done gaves up & their computers gones to the shop too. See 'ya later in the week. Our furiends be in our prayers & we prayin' in general ways fer sick doggies & sick kitties & any that crossed that Rainbow Bridge whiles we be down.
Luvs 'ya, Dion The CatDog

Runnin' Round Free

We been drivin' Meli Mom & Mother person wild fer the past few days cause it been rainin' off & on & we be so doggy bored we justs can't stands it! So courses we been gettin' into things likes the recyclin' & doin' bad things likes refusin' to goes outsides cause they won't turns off the water. Meli Mom keeps forgettin' to recharges her camera battery too & Pinto stoods up at the toilet likes he be a man human man & tried to pees into the toilet! He missed & wents all over the seat & the sides but Mom was just a laughin' at him & sez he needs to does that one again so she can gets a picture though she mights haves to cover parts of it up. Mother weren't amused at all, be really mad & sez she thoughts a male visitor be the one who kepts missin' the toilet & forgettin' to puts the seat up & she sez until Pinto learns to lifts the seat he nots to does that any more! She nots think that be one bit funny at all!

So yestfurday it be thunderin' nots rainin' yet & Mom tooks us outs & puts on our very long tie out lines so we could runs round mosts of the backyard but I not be happy 'bout that at all lets me tell 'ya cause it be thunderin' loud. Had stopped the rainin' & Mom wanted us to haves some time outside but sez she nots sure we coulds makes it on a walk & she coulds just runs out & gets us iffen it started up rainin' & it didn't but someone cames to the driveway nots a friend either & lets me offen my line & tried to grabs my collar. I didn't goes with 'em but just tooks off runnin' round the yard. Pinto be barkin' his head off so Mom cames out & she saws the person callin' to me but nots up close & the person just tooks off runnin' a girl who kept tellin' me what a cute doggy I be & Mom could hears her from the house & some guy with her & they took off backs down to the house down the road where they be visitin'. Mom couldn't goes & haves words with her the way she sez she gonna does though cause I be runnin' all over the place into the next yard to the fence gate & round that front yard & all round our front yard & all round our backyard & zoomin' backs & forth likes I be Lilly Cat cause Mom won't lets us plays in the fence rights now cause I jumps over all sides & Kiley's Mom yelled at me! Tolds me to gets outta their yard the other day but I be just wantin' to plays with Kiley the furiendly black labbie over theres. But I jumped backs over the fence that day. Pinto be mads with me cause I keeps jumpin' the fence but he not bein' a good doggy either & he be jumpin' the fence so he just needs to stops his yappin' and barkin' and grrring at me!

Hads suches a great time runnin' round in the yard but Mom caughts me & gaves me a pop on the backside & tolds me bad dog Dion! Bad Dog! But it was suches fun Mom & we haves those darn cats visitin' on play dates & spend the night parties & they gettin' on my last nerve & it be rainin' so muches we can't gets in anything but short walks & I be havin' so muches energy! Ya gets mad whens we chases the cats round & knocks things down likes the little frig & the fans & when we chases the cats ups on the sofa & knocks all the pillows offen it so what's we s'posed to does fer fun? Sigh. So doggy bored lately.
Dog Purrs @ 'ya later (catdog purrs that is), Luvs 'ya, Dion The CatDog

** WE be on a cruise this weekend over at Your Key to Happiness Cruise Lines to Niagra Falls & Canada & fer that reason & cause we keeps havin' cat parties here spends the nights ones we mights be slow answerin' the paw mail!!!!

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Link above iffen 'ya wants to comes & joins up cats & dogs & goes on the cruise withs us!