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Hard Knock Life - A Day In The Life Of... The Notorious One

Raise your paws if you love Big Puppa!

yes, my site is up thanks to my ma. good lookin L. as my first diary entry i just want to start by saying that my first birthday just passed yesterday. and how does my popz and uncle treat me? i spent more hours than i wanted to in my crate while they go to work and play ball. but i can't complain as i got a few nice presents. new hearty treats and a new squeeky cow doll. i didn't know it was a doll at first so i spent the first five minutes smelling its crotch. give me a break, i'm still a pup!

at least the doll doesn't try to hump me every time i bark like my big brother juno. i mean seriously, i don't know what happened in his childhood to cause him to only hump males, but i don't swing like that. i'm the new playa on the block and out to get with my bitches and this pig looking, potato walkin fool, is cramping my stee.

btw.. i love those golden labs. mmm mmm MMM!!!

HOLLA