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COOKIE THOUGHTS AND ADVENTURES

What was she thinking?

Today my mom took me for a WALK. We went two blocks down made a right and walked around Vacaville High School's field. When we got to the school she took the new collar off. She was trying to get me to run free, but I don't do that. We had to walk through the grass. I didn't like it at all. The only interesting part of the walk was trying to eat things (bits of food) that were on the ground. She kept pulling the leash every time I started to get close to something fun.
I'm on my second day of "weight reduction food." I guess I try it, it wasn't so bad yesterday, Penny seems to like it.
The grass thing still has me a little freaked out, what was mom thinking?

AM I FAT?

My owner Miranda (she is away a California State University, Chico, yes I know it's a "party school, " but a girl has to do what a girl has to do.) She came home on the Saturday night before Easter and I sleep with her all night. That's different for me, I usually sleep with my "mom." One of the first things Miranda said to my mom was that I was "hugh." How huge could I be, I'm a chihuahau. She said I bigger than I was at her spring break. My mom said she thought I was getting bigger too. Ok so my old clothes don't fit and the new one didn't fit, but what does that really mean? I love Miranda, but did she have to take my food bowl away and give strict feeding instructions. My mom said that she has not given me snacks since last Thanksgiving and that she only gives me carrots. Don't ask, but I love carrots. She was told that those have to be stopped too. We went to visit Grandpa and Grandma for Easter Dinner. My grandpa wanted to give me a deviled egg, but Miranda picked me up and put me outside until dinner was over. Mom was given instructions about portions and to not let me have free access to MY BOWL.
I know Miranda loves me and only wants the best for me, but please , give me a break. Mom is going to go get a new collar and leash for me today, she is going to try to get me more (well some) exercise. I think I go out in the back where I can get to Penney's bowl.