I start skools today!

Momma say her sign me up for school, and she went las week to looks at it, and her say i get to go today! YAY. i will see Chloe and Maggie, Cants waits to see my fwends! momma also say dat dere will be 15 doggies, at leas! WOW dats lots. and dey are from 4monfs to 2-3 years. i will hab so much funs wif my school. and i hear momma say to daddee dat i will be doing obediance trials... whateber dat mean... HORRAY new fun

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November 27 - morning

Lastnight, mommy's friend (daddys co-werker) come over... She brought Maggie... I fink maggie don't likes me very much. She played and played, and i'ze wanted more... And maggie said no... And mommy says i have two bobos on my head now from maggie. So this mornin' when daddy wents to werk, mommy let me sweep in de bed wif her, only for a little bit tho. But i wub the bed, to show mommy how happy i wuz, i gave her a hundwed kisses... Mommy dont like my kisses, because i give a nibble sumtimes too. and mommy sayz wif my adults teef in now, its hurtful. :( i'ze sowwy mommy! Today, i'ze gonna gets a new collar. Mommy took my ode leather one off, and she says i will need one until i'ze big enuff fer the big leather spikes one!!! i'ze can't wait fer dat one... i'ze gon be a big big scawy doggy!!! naaaaww, i'ze a big baby!!! :)

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November 25, 04

Hewwo! I'ze just signed up fer this dogster fing. it seems like a neat way to meet udder doggies like me! Mine mommy says I'ze not a dog, but a bug. Because i'ze so small, 'vat i'ze gonna get smushed by my "brudders", zeus and memfis, AND becuz i'ze likes to bug eberyone. Vis weekend, my daddy is getting new fishes fer his saltwater fish tank... he and mommy puts it up weally highs, so that me and my "brudders" can't get swobbers on it. And so's that i'ze dont try to drink de waters and get sick. my brudder, memfis was sick all last week. he seems to be not sicks now, and pways wif me again. Oh, tumorrow, mine daddy's co-werker is spose'd to come visit. And she mights bring hers doggy, maggie - thats memfis' girlfwend... i mets her once. I wish i hads a girlfwend... mommy sayz maybe once i'ze 2 yearz ode, she might gets me a girlfwend that wooks likes me! I hopes so.
oh yeh, tuday - i met this funny fing that libes in what mommy calls a Baffroom. it was very long, and gween. I'ze saw it and barked. And mommy came and yelled at my brudders and i for trying to be in the baffroom - i only wanted to get to the toy-lit. But anywayz, dis fing was very mean and scawy lookin'. it had a thing hangin off it'ze neck, and had no ears... and it was gween! what is gween!?! Zeus sayz it wuz mommy's iguana, Cloud... i don't likes cloud...

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