Oh My! Snow!

Ok, Ok so i take it back, humans aren't so stupid, they just have strange ideas of what fun is. Take snow for instance. This is my first experience with Snow, being a puppy and all, and i think snow is just the greatest thing ever! The girl keeps saying something about having short fur and that snow is cold and wet and how i need to hurry up, but i think she is crazy. There is nothing more fun than running through the snow, and digging for buried treasure! One thing i don't undertsand is why do those long human legs move slow slowly through the deep snow? You'd think girl would be able to keep up with short little me!
Oh Yea, what's a sled? Girl was talking about one of those too, and she says it would be alot of fun, but i am still skeptical about the humans idea of fun (see humans are stupid).

Well I am off to chase the cat(s)! Yes Cats! I brought home Bagheera, a little black cat and i just love him soooo much!

I have been way too busy playing to tell all you's all about it! Just wait i pawed off some pictures of him too!

Editor's note: Just to set things straight and share my side of the story, I was wading through a foot or two of snow for her today and not for 5 minutes either-- we were walking for almost an hour!
And . . . she failed to mention that she got to kiss 2 handsome young men at the vet's office! She was kissing sooo much, i was blushing! Good thing she's spayed! ;)

()'o'()~ woofs & woos!

Humans are stupid.

Ok, today was injustice. Usually when the girl puts stuff in a plastic bag and we all get to leave in the car it means we are going to either the bark park or petsmart. We went somewhere else.

It was raining up a storm today as well and i really don't like the rain.

We went to this place with nothing to sniff in the front outside, just a bunch of cars, then we went to this room with nothing but chairs and a really tall desk. i could hear a barking dog in the far back, through many doors, but my leash couldn't reach.

so i had to sit on the cold floor, and do nothing for what felt like a whole day with nothing to sniff at and no one to play with, my humans were busy. i liked it when the lady behind the counter came around and petted me, she said i was Adorable! Well that was the highlight of my day actually.

So after an eternity we went to a small room, with this metal table thing that i could walk under, and nothing else to sniff either! Well then all of a sudden the table moved on it's own all the way down to the ground! Then they expected me to get on it! I fought for my life, there was no way in hell i was getting near that. That thing must have been spooked, didn't they just see it move?!?!?!?

Finally they put me on it, it was ok, i did not like standing still but i got off of it pretty quickly. After i thought i was safe! That table raised back up!!! These humans must be crazy to trust this thing now! But sure enough the boy picked me up and put me on it. Tried diving over girl's shoulders, but she caught me! Damn! I got A treat to sit, but seriously, 1 treat, not exactly a fair trade.

Then it just got worse, they all kept touching me, my feet, ears, teeth, tail, legs, all of me! Lights in my eyes! Horrible. But the worst was the sharp poke i got in my rump that has made me a little drowsy! How can that make me feel better? Humans are stupid, i tell you. This place was not fun at all. They had better take me to the dog park soon, i have earned it.

Well i am going to go dream about the ducks by the creek, maybe i'll slip my collar tomarrow and catch one!

Emi ~ The Devil >:)