Happy X-Mass and Merry New Year

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose

Everybody knows
Some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight

And now when Santa sees his tray
There'll be some homemade chimpunk jerky for his sleigh
And every hungry child
Is gonna spy
To see if chipmunks really sing when they fry

And so I'm brushing on some honey glaze
To keep them crisp and juicy too
Let's hope they get served many times, many ways
Tasty chipmunks, good food!

BUG

The bug is back we went to the park last night and the biped had the bug thing.
It's fast you have to runAnd run fast to keep up with it.
If it stops and you try to eat it...........it's gone!
I hope to try and eat that bug tonight.


Tåla %)

Go

The Best Word Is GO. I GO to my doctors , I Go to school, I GO to Pleasant Ridge Dog Park, I GO to Birmingham Dog Park, I GO to Orion Oaks Bark Park.

WOOF WOOF I GOT TO GO OUT
Tåla

Day One

Well, this is my first entry in this journal. Where to start? Today has been a pretty average day here.

Got up and got my breakfast. It was DOGFOOD. I really need to do something about that. Campaigned until I got a chewy, too. I have the humans programmed to give me one of those every day.

Got the tall human to take me for a short walk. Then we later went to the park. Not too crowded. Played with some friends and then chased the "bug" (laser pointer). I almost had it - if only those other dogs would've let me be - I could've caught it.

Still figuring out this computer stuff. I've heard that when you go to websites you get cookies but I can't seem to find them. How do I get them out of this thing? I looked in the drawers but they weren't there. Do any of you know where to find those cookies?