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Life of a Princess

Messy Night

Last night Mom and Dad went out to eat. Parker stole Mom's peanut butter and crackers off her table in the living room. He tore into that package like there was no tomorrow thinking he had hit gold. I helped him eat all of those crackers though. That was fun. But I paid for it later. Mom had just gone to bed around 1:00. At 1:30 the urge hit me. WOOF! nobody answered. WOOF I said a little louder. WOOF! WOOF! Mom got up, but by that time it was too late. I left a trail of runny poop all the way to the back door. Mom let me out and I ran all around the back yard just to find that special spot. Whew! that's a relief. She calls me back in. Whoops I'm not ready. I have to go back out because I see the mess in the hall. She gets out the cleaner and her little electric scrubber. My poor Mom is scrubbing the carpet at 1:30 AM. I felt so bad and embarrassed. She said it was alright though. Dad and Parker got up too. Now it's 2:00 AM and we all are sitting up watching TV but I have to go night night. Mom goes night night. Mom doesn't get up to fix Dad breakfast this morning and he wanted a bacon sandwich. She overslept. Mom, Dad, I am so sorry for the messy night we all had. I hope that doesn't happen again. I feel much better today. Mom made sure I had a piece of cheese this morning. I will sleep all day but Mom and Dad will have it ruff today.
But I luff them and that's all that matters. RIGHT? RIGHT?

Lazy Dog

Haven't written anything in a while. I've just been lazy. Mom and Dad have been just laying around too and Mom hasn't felt good. She did give me a bath today because she said I smelled awful. Just cuz I threw up a couple of times and she thinks I stink! I have gained some weight and can't wait till summer gets here. Maybe I can exercise a little more. It's too cold to stay outside for very long these days.
My sister Ashley did not come home. We could not find her. I think somebody may have gotten her. I hope they are giving her a good home. Mom was so sick because we lost her!
Parker has kinda taken over the house and Mom has been trying to set him straight. I can hang with him for a little while but then he gets in trouble and I get away from him so I don't get in trouble too. He has torn all my toys up. He chews and chews until they are dogmolished! Mom buys me new ones though when she goes to Walmart.
Gotta go for now, Mom says it's night, night time. That means we have to turn off all the lights and go to bed. Sometimes I still hear somebody up though. They just talk and talk. Dad said it was Mom's police radio. Whew! thank goodness. I was beginning to think we had ghost!

Christmas Grooming

I got my 3 month grooming yesterday. I was so happy to see the stranger pull up in our driveway and come down the sidewalk until I realized who it was. Then I started shaking. They took me to the truck and gave me a warm bath and a wonderful hot oil treatment for my skin. Don't know if that's gonna work yet. "Goin to the Dogs" is my favorite groomers. Robyn and Erin are so sweet and loving. They make sure I am taken care of. They come to my house so Mom doesn't have to leave me somewhere. Mom and Dad came out to the truck to visit me while I was getting pretty. And pretty I turned out to be! I strutted in the house with my Christmas bandana on and Parker thought Christmas had arrived. He smelled me and I know I smelled pretty, cause he started kissing me. Mom and Dad took lots of pictures of me in front of the tree. I truly do look beautiful. Thanks
Robyn and Erin for a job well done! Pawy Christmas everybody.