Mr. T's Crazy Adventures

To hike or not to hike......

Yea that is usually the question I have going on in my mind! Do I lift my leg or hold it in.......okay, we all know I just go ahead and lift! BOL!!!!!!!!!! Today......momma is trying to decide if my newest leg lifting is something to be happy about or not! See... Momma discovered a little hiking I had done this morning.....right on the toilet!!!!!!! So, now she is thinking I am such a smart boy to try to go potty like the humans do......only I am so short that my stream didnt quite reach the inside of the bowl. BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, that is right Momma....your baby boy is a genius!!!!!!! I wanted to make you so proud that I hiked my leg all over that toilet bowl!!!!!!! Tuggy is a good boy!!!!!!!!!!!! Right mom??? RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snicker, snicker* Maybe if I keep practicing I will someday be able to aim it right in there and then I wont have to go outside if its cold or raining! Yea.......I am a real smart boy momma!

Off to see what else needs my marking abilities!!!!!!!!!! Later fans!!

Oh No!!

Hiya Fans! I gotta make this entry fast cuz I gotta find a good hiding spot! I overheard my Momma making a call to the groomer and then she said something about I could go this morning.......aww man! I hate going to the groomers!!!!!!! I like being stinky and shaggy!! Okay, I gotta go find a spot to hide.......

Tuggs

Uh Oh!!!!!!!!

Hiya Fans! Well, I guess you have seen my new main picture.....I am in big trouble with my momma!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I decided to help her with the groceries this morning and all was going great until I found some food I thought I should mark as my own! BOL! Yeah, I am sure you see where this is heading........I hiked my little leg and let it fly all over the grocery bag! Momma stood there and looked at me in shock........then I think I saw smoke coming out of her ears!!!!!!!! I high tailed it to my crate and hid out......she was so mad! I was only trying to help........I figured she needed to know which bag of food was mine! She said something about calling the vet tomorrow and getting me an appointed to have me fixed........I hope that dont mean what I think it means!!!!!!!!!!!! Uh Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta lay low......be extra cute and just maybe she will forget about the grocery incident!

Next time I gotta make sure some of the other furs are around so that maybe she wont know who peed.....yeah, that is a good plan! I am a real smart guy!!!!!!!! I should have tried to blame it on the new guy......hey that is a good idea! Momma.......I bet it was Max who peed on the bag.....yeah, that has to be it! He is new around here......he dont know the rules yet!

Later guys!! Tuggy

Tagged by that cute little Sedona!!;)

Rules:
Tell 7 random facts about yourself. Post these facts & the game rules in your diary. Then tag 5 dogs (don't forget to list their names) who must tell 7 random facts about themselves. Let these dogs know they've been tagged by sending them a Paw-mail or rosette.

Game:
Hewe are my 7 facts...

1. I have a new kitty brofur named Max, now me and Daddy got a little better odds!!!! BOL!! I also gots a dog sisfur and 2 kitty sisfurs!!!! I also gots 2 skin sisfurs!!!!! That makes 3 boys and 6 girls at home! BOL!!!!!!!!

2. My fur parents were both silver Schnauzers....and my brofur and sisfur Schnauzer were both Silver too. I was the only one who was different and that is why my Momma picked me!!!!!!

3. I do not like to share my Momma with anyone!!!!!! She is my Momma!!!

4. I love to play with my kitty sisfur Bella the best! We have lots of fun wrestling!!!!!!

5. I chewed the hands and feet off of every Barbie doll in my house!!! BOL!!!!!!!

6. I love to eat popcorn with my Daddy!!

7. I hate getting groomed and throw fits at the groomers house!

Tagarooni time!!!!!!

My sweet friend Molly tagged me! Answer all questions, post them in your diary, then tag 6 friends by sending a rosette or PawMail. If ya don't want to p-mail 6 than just p-mail one pal !


1. What color is your collar? Black and says Bad to the Bone in red writing!

2. What kind of food do you eat? Wellness Core

3. What are your favorite treats? ANY

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other? Yep...I got me a pretty little filly named Bambi!! Whoo hoo!!;)

5. Do you get table scraps? Sometimes I get egg....and my daddy gives him popcorn! BOL!!

6. What is your favorite toy? Any toy that Sophie is playing with and my cat sisfur Bella!!!!!! BOL!!

7. When is your Birthday? July 18

8. How many times a day do you get to eat? Whenever I want

9. Do you have a favorite color? Uh.......Black! BOL!!

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary? Only if they have time !

Its a national holiday!!!!!!!!

Yep.....you heard me right!!!!!! Its National Happy Barkday to Tuggy day!!!!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!!!! That means no furs will get baths today, and everyfur will get steak for dinner and extra pressies and treats cuz it is a national holdiay!!!!!!!! Did all you mommas and daddys hear that........NO BATHS today.....not even if your little fur gets sprayed by a skunk cuz then you will be breaking the rule!!!!!! *snicker, snicker*

I woke up this morning to a marching band playing Happy Barkday and there was a zillion balloons and then I had to take a phone call from Bo..the presidents doggy cuz it was his job to wish me a Happy
Barkday. Then I got to have breakfast in bed and I.....get to boss everyone around today. Then I was even allowed to use the indoor bathroom and no one could get mad cuz its my barkday and there are barkday rules and you gots to obey them or else!!!!!!!!!!! I am getting a big cake with dancing chicks and a girl to jump out of my cake and then I am gonna play all day on Dogster and momma cant do chores or nothing cuz its my special day!!!!!! I get to have all the love and all the snuggles and everything!!!!!!! Cuz its a national holiday and there are rules!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Tuggy.....those are all lies.......are you fibbing on your barkday*

Hee, hee.......no momma!!!!!!!! Its all true!!!!!!!

Gotta go!!!!!!! Tuggy

Uh Oh........

Aww man! My perfectly happy day just went down hill real fast!!!!!! I gotta go to the groomers!!!!!!!!!!! OMD!!!!!!! I am not happy!! Momma says I gotta get all handsome for my 1st birthday!!!!!!! I said I am already handsome......then I got tooked to the groomers!!!!!!

Later fans
A very grumpy Tuggy

I'm running away!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya Fans!!!!!

You read it right......I am gonna run away!!!!!! We are not having a good day at my house and I am tired of my mommas nagging!!!!! BOL!!!!!!! Bambi.......I think I will come visit you in Maryland!!!!! Wonder how long it will take me to get there from Kentucky! Hmmm......

The day started off like any other day.......I got up.....I played .......I slept. Then momma took a shower and when she came out of the bathroom......UH OH!!!!!! I only peed in one spot......BOL!!!!!!! Then momma heard something......it was ME. I was carrying around an empty treat bag.....that hadnt been empty!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!! Yep.....I had the bag.....momma hopes Sophie helped me eat them.....otherwise.....I will be having bathroom issues later today!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry momma ........she isnt laughing with me.

Sounds like a bad day right! Well, that's not all guys.........then I really messed up!!!!!!! While momma was blow drying her hair.....I came in the bathroom and then I ran up and I hiked my leggy on the shower curtain and looked at momma........and she says I smiled at her. BOL!!!!!! I swear momma.....I didnt smile! Then she started being real mad at me......and she kept saying something about needing fixed.....and my attitude needing an adjustment or something. Geez.....nag, nag, nag!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, momma I'm not talking about you. *rolls his eyes*

Sounds pretty bad right.........there's more!!!!! Then momma took me and Sophie outside and I kinda ran crazy in the yard and rolled in something all stinky and yucky and she had to give me a bath.....then I wouldnt sit still so she could dry my hair and I ran through the house like a crazy dog.......*snicker, snicker.....*

So......after all this attitude from momma today I am just gonna run away!!!!!!! Cept not like the first time I ran away........this time I gotta tell momma where i am running to so she dont ground me!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!

Ya know momma...I probably learned all this bad behavior in jail. Did ya ever think about that......that will teach you to leave your baby boy in the slammer while your laying out at the beach!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!

Later fans........Tuggy

I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya Fans!!!!!!!!

Hope all my furiends didnt miss me to much last week. I was in the slammer.......ya know locked up in the pen. Yep......you heard me right. Tuggy has done time.........

Well.......maybe it wasn't actually the slammer.......BOL!!!!!!!!! My pawrents took the skin kiddos to Florida........I got to spend the week at the kennel. Man..........that place didnt know what hit it!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!! I figured I needed to start off with a bang........so, the minute I hopped out of the car I got into a little scuffle with a weiner dog who "thought" he was boss.........BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then......once inside I marked that place up real good. Next thing I know.....I am locked up in a cell next to a big fellow......a Portuguese Water Dog.....he tried to act all tough. But I got in his grill and told him that Tuggy was gonna be running the show.......wasnt long before we had to be seperated.......BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I learned a lot while I was locked up........I got a lot of new tricks up my sleeve, got some new friends in low places.....a few new tattoos......BOL!

I sure missed all my pals........especially a little red haired redneck!!! That chick has got Tuggy wrapped all around her little paw!!!!!!!! I couldnt even enjoy all the babes at the kennel who kept eyeing me!!!!! I just spent my time dreaming about my girl!!!!!!!

I have been a real good boy at home for the past few days too. But......trouble always seems to call my name. BOL! Last night I found a yummy piece of candy to chew on and got it all in my beard! Momma brushed me, and gave me a million face washings and then.......she just gave up and cut the hair off my chin!!!!!!!!! OMD!!!!!!!!!! Momma has done lost her mind..........she aint even a professional hair styler or nothing! Well......let me just say that I will be avoiding cameras for a while......lets hope I can stay clear of the paparazzi for a few weeks!!!!!!!!!! BOL!!!

Gotta go find me a snack!!!!!! Later!!
Tuggy

I've been tagged!!!!!!!

Spike, tagged me with this game!
Here we go......

I am going to tag five friends and tell them what kind of ice cream I look like. Then you tag five friends and tell them what kind of ice cream you look like! Sprinkles count too!

I look like......

Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Therapy

After hanging around me for very long......your sure to need therapy!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!

Tough Guys Wear Pink!!!!!!!!!

Hiya Fans,

I am tuckered out tonight!!!!!!!! My momma thinks I gotta have my fur cut every time I get a little shaggy.......BOL!!!!!!!!! That meant that today she took me to the GROOMERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What's a fur got to do to get them to figure out I HATE getting my fur cut, getting baths, getting my nails clipped.......well, you get the idea!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!

Here is a play by play of the awful, horrible grooming session......as told by me.....Tuggy!!!!!!!

*momma pulls into the driveway........I notice where I am......*

Me: Aaarrrooooooo!!!!!!!!! Aaarrrooooooo! (frantically clawing momma as she carries me inside.......)

Momma: Tuggy behave......look there are the cute little girl Schnauzers.....you dont want them to see you being a wimp!!!!!!!!!!

Me: (wink at the cute chicks...) Claw momma more and make pitiful wimpering noises and give her the "I can't believe your so mean face"

Momma: I'll be back soon sweetie......be a good boy!!

Me: (look all sad at groomer and lick her all over.....try to make her forget about the torture.....I mean grooming session)

Then......the nightmare begins.......lots of bathing, cutting, trimming, shaving, clipping.......

Momma interrupts......"Tuggy, don't forget to tell your furiends about the crying, whining, snapping, and screaming you did........"

Me: MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was just telling her just to take a little off the top.........

Momma: Tuggy when I came to pick you up today......you had acted so horrible that I had to hold you so she could spend another 30 minutes trimming your fur!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (evil eye)

Me: Really momma......well, it must have been because those cute girl Schnauzers kept interrupting the grooming session to check me out!!!!!!!!! (big smile)

Momma: No.....she said you threw a big fit......remember!!!!!!!!!!!


See fans......I dont get it!!!!!!!! Just look how cute I am all shaggy!!!!!!!!! I think I will try to set a worlds record.......for the worlds shaggiest Schnauzer!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah..........I bet that will convince them to leave me alone!!!!!!!!!! (does happy dance)

Oh, and Tough Guys do Wear Pink!!!!!!!!!!! As you can tell by the pink bandana in my new picture.......

Momma: Be sure to tell them it has ballet slippers on it Tuggy!!!!!!

Me: MOMMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta go hide that bandana...........later!!!!!!! Tuggs

Are ya talkin to me??????

Hiya Fans,

Well, tonight was an eye opening evening........appawrently when momma screams NO, NO, NO........she is talkin to me!!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!! Now....I know your all thinkin' that with my prior record and all I should have figured out who was gonna get in trouble when the momma yells NO!!!!!!!! But......look at this face......I'm so cute and loveable that I cant believe she'd ever tell me no!!!!!!!!!

Tonight momma took me and Sophie out to take care of a little business. I took my usual slow, sweet time making sure no blade of grass, rock, leaf, flower, ant hill, dirt pile.....was missed. I always try to do a slow tinkle........and I even try to run and tinkle at the same time so I can cover more area at once. Yep.......I love to mark my territory!!!!!!!

As I was sniffing tonight........I found a little treasure.......OMD.......I was furry excited with my find and quick sneaked it into my mouth and took off running.......well, the momma has eyes in the back of her head.......she said "Tuggy whats in your mouth?" I quick clamped my jaws shut and pretended to have lock jaw. I shook my head and tried to act cool and said "ntutgha aoe gajaj" It is hard to talk with your mouth full. Well.......she wasnt buying it......and she proceeded to pry my teeth apart. That woman is stronger than she looks!!!!!!! Well, as soon as she got my mouth open she starts yellin......NO, NO, NO........Tuggles spit it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wasnt about to give up my treasure to her.........mommas day or not she should find her own treasure!!!!!!!!!! Then she yanked it out of my mouth. She looked at me with her evil eye and said "That is so gross Tuggy........do you know what that was.......a HAIRBALL.......a gross, nasty hairball hacked up by your cat sister........GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm....I find it hard to believe that Oreo wouldnt want to keep that tasty treat!!!!!!! Well, I tried to give momma kisses.....but she didnt want any!!!!!!!!! She brought me in and scrubbed my mouth......and said she had her eye on me.....Uh Oh!!!!!!!!

Hey momma........your baby boy wufs you furry much!!!!!!!!! I so sorry that the cat had indigestion.......okay momma!!!!!!!! Can I have a treat.......please........

Later fans!!
Tuggs

A Prayer Tag for Baxter!!

Here is How it Goes:
Hi furs, if you are reading this you have probley recieved a paw mail, telling you to come and read my newest diary entry!! For the furs that don't know me good, I am going to introduce myself a little bit!

Hi, my name is Baxter, I am a male Boxer! I am 3 years old! If you don't already know, I ran away 4 days ago, but if you read my previous entry, I am having a blast *wink*! I started this game to get furs praying for me to return home! Here is what you do!

Please say a prayer for me and pass this on to 10 furs! The goal is to see how many prayers we can get! I will start!

Baxter's Prayer: Lord, please help me to find my way home safely. Thank you for all you do, I love you.
Amen

Blue Foot Prints........

Hiya Fans!!!!!

Well....once again I am in a heap of trouble tonight!!!!!!! BOL!!!!! Yeah, yeah I know......what's new! I need to look into hiring me an attorney to handle all the messes I get into. BOL!!!!!!!!

My side of the story goes like this.......I was sniffing around the house like a good little pup. (hee, hee) I gotta do my daily surveillance of the paremeter....just to be sure there isn't anything shady going down. Then....I saw the prettiest blue chew bone. I was so happy cuz I had never had a blue chew bone before and my sweet skin sisters were so nice to get me one!!!!!! I grabbed that bone and took off to my getaway hideout....so I could do a little uninterrupted chewing. I couldnt let Sophie see me....or else she might think it was her blue bone!! BOL!!!!!!!! I had me so much fun......I chewed and I chewed until I got real bored. So, I got up and runned all over the house.....up the stairs and back down the stairs......all over the living room...just being a good boy!!!

Then I heard momma scream .........what is on my carpet!!!!! I quick sniffed my booty......then I got real happy cuz i knew I hadn't left her a #2 on the floor. But when I ran to see who was about to get in BIG trouble...........she caught me and looked at my feet. Now I was thinkin'........hmmm...must be needing a nail clipping!! But NO!!!!!!! Momma flipped her lid.........she kept saying Tuggy you chewed up a blue marker and then you got ink all over your foot and you left footprints.........BRIGHT BLUE footprints all over the house!!!!!!!!!!!

Who Me??????????? I tried to point my paw at Sophie.....but it was the one that was blue so I quick putted it behind my back!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!! So, she took me and tried to get it off my foot....... but appawarently it was super indelible doesnt come off until your dead marker......BOL!!!!!! Just like in that book my sisters read! Who knew??????

Everytime momma would try to get the marker up.......it would bleed into the carpet worse......and she finally got real madded!!!!!!!!! She stomped her feet a lot.....and gave me lots of evil eyes...and cried a little bit cuz she had frustration in her!!!!!!!!! I licked her real nice and jumped into her lap and was extra adorable and cute.......I sat on her real sweet and laid my head on her arm and would look over at Sophie to make sure she was seeing me get all the love......BOL!!!!! Then momma calmed down and went back to work on the carpet......which has a lovely tie dye coloration now in several spots!!!!!!!

Aaaarrrroo!!! Gotta go make my rounds!!!!!!!! Tuggy

A game of Tagaroo!!!!!!!!

Hey....I got tagged!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!! My cute little furiend Crissy Edweena tagged me and so now I gots to tell ya 7 things about myself........hmmmm......are ya sure it was only 7 Crissy cuz I gots lots I can say about my favorite subject..........ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. I don't like to follow the rules!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!! I like to do things Tuggys way......or not at all!!!!!!!

2. I love to give love!!!!!!!! Oh yeah.......I like to sit in laps and give kisses and lickies to everyone!!! I specially love to sit in momma's lap and get all the love. I get real mad if my skin sisters try to sit in her lap cuz she is my momma!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!! I just jump in mommas lap and I scoot them kids out of the way!!

3. I hate to go to the groomers............I cry and I whine, but momma takes me anyway! My groomer lady is real nice and she has some cute little girly Schnauzers that love me.........BOL......but I cry the whole time I am there! She even told momma I throw terrible temper tantrums and try to make her feel bad for cutting my hair!! BOL!!!!!

4. I love treats!! I love all kinds of treats........even if it is yucky I will still eat it just so Sophie can't have it!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!

5. I sleep on my momma's pillow with her every night! I make Sophie sleep at the end of the bed.......and if she tries to sleep by Momma then I scoot close to her so she will move! She hates for me to touch her if she is asleep!! BOL!!!!!!!

6. I love to chew up my skin sisters Barbie Dolls!!!!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!! I love those things!!!!!!! My skin sisters are so nice to leave the laying out for me!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!

7. I am always getting into trouble!!!!!!! I eat things I shouldn't and I ran away one time too!! I like to think of the house as a giant yard that I can potty in anytime!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!! Momma gives me mean looks and fusses at me when I am naughty!! BOL!!!!!!! But I never really get in trouble cuz I am so cute!!!!!!!!!!! BOL!!

In Trouble Again........BOL!!!

Hiya Fans

Yep.....you read it right. I am in trouble again!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!! No momma, I am not laughin cuz I am in trouble. *snickers* I saw something funny on tv!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It really isn't my fault........blame the skin kid!!!!!!!! BOL!!! She left her back pack laying out..........not me!! I stuck my head in there and I found lots of great chew toys!!!!!!!! Whooo hooo!!!!!!!!!! Tuggy struck a goldmine of FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was great! I got me some chew sticks....and they had a pink softy thing on the end! I gnawed them up quick!!!!!!!! I also found a paper.......it shredded real good!! Momma said something about glad it was already graded!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!! I give it an A in shreddabilty!!!!!!!!! Then I found the most awesome afternoon snack EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was in a little tube and had a lid! But I got that lid off and I didn't even have to ask for help!!!!!!!!! BOL!! I chewed that lid off with my teethies that Santa Claus bringed me!! Thanks big guy!! :) Then inside that little tube was a yummy treat!!!!!! "I was eating it up and having a great time......until my momma caught me!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!! She yelled........."Tuggles drop that glue stick right NOW!!!!!!!!!" I was sure she wasn't mad at me! I knew I heard that lady wrong........surely she didn't say Tuggles.....I am her favorite and I am so cute and cuddly and then she grabbed my treat right out of my mouth!!!!!!!! I was shocked!!!!!!!! Why the nerve of her.......that is right momma I can't believe you'd treat your only son so BAD!!!!!!!!

I tried to run and hide.........but she tracked me down and then she saw it!!!!!!!!!! My beard was covered in GLUE!! Now here I sit..........getting my face washed for the hundredth time.......and my beard is still stiff!!!!!!!! Awwwwwww momma......I hate a face washin'!! Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuggy

Snow!!!!!!!!!!!

Hiya Fans!!

Wow!!!! This morning has been so COOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I went outside and there was snow!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tuggy loves that cold, white stuff!! I ran super fast and stuck my nose in it and jumped and played and even turned it yellow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was so fun!!!!!!! I got little white snowballs stuck in my fur. Let me tell ya girls.........Tuggy was lookin' so adorable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!!!!

I stopped by Miss Dixie Monroe's Dixieland group last night!! I had so much fun!!!! Wowie.......there are some hot chicks there!!;) You know who you are girls!!!!!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!! I danced and made new friends......Tuggy is the party!!!!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!!!!!!!!! I even used my I'm a rockstar.......line!! BOL!!! Yep.......Tuggy is a smooth operator!!!

I really wanna go play in the snow......so I am gonna go pretend like I am about to pee in the floor!! BOL!!!!!!!!! Momma always takes me out if she thinks I am about to mess in the house!!

Later!
Tuggs

Romantical Tuggy!!♥

Hiya Fans!

I am dedicating my diary entry to my girl Roo! I heard that on Valentiney Day you gotta be all lovey dovey and crap....so I thought I would do my very best Flava Flav and be romantical....BOL....just for my Roo!

You are a real cool chick Roo. I love to chase girls.....and you don't get mad at me! I love to act all cool and you call me a Rockstar! You don't expect me to be all romantic and junk.......which is good cuz I just ain't that kinda pup! But I just want you to know that out of all the skirts I like to chase........you're the only one I really want to catch! I like to go out and party and have a good time......thanks for looking the other way when I go a little to far. BOL!! I especially want to say thanks for the Get Out of Jail Free cards that you give me! You'd have dumped me a long time ago if I didn't have them cards!

I even wrote ya a poem Roo!!

Roses are red
Dog pee is yellow
I'm really lucky
to be your fellow


That is about as romantical as it gets!!!!!!!!!! Wow...I am a regular romeo!!

Happy Valentine's Day Roo!
Your Tuggy

Oh No!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Hiya Fans!!

Well, I heard momma calling up my hairstylist this morning! Ya know what that means.............I gotta get a furcut! I just growed my hair all shaggy and I look so stinking cute........Awww man!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I gotta go today and get a bath and a furcut.........but, I will sure be looking good for my girl Roo for Valentines Day!!!!!!!!! Whoo hooo!!!!!!!!! She may not be able to keep her paws off me. This will be my very first Valentines Day and I got me the cutest little valentine ever.....my Roo! She is a celebrity spokesdog and has been real busy lately. But she is still my best girl!!

I been hanging out at the KKC a couple times a week playing music with the KKC Aarroo Band!!!!!! We rock that stage!!!!!!!!! The girls love Tuggy Paisley! BOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course all the time I am spending on my music has really cut down on the time I get to spend chasing chicks!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe that is why Roo encourages me to be a Rockstar!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!

Gotta go find some stink to roll in before I get all smelly good!!
Tuggs

All About ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! Whoo hoo!!

My pal Pookah and that cute little Dee Dee both sent me a rosie and that led me to their page. I have to copy and paste or just write and answer the question's. This is a good way to get to know your pal's. Then send 4 pal's a pmail or rosette and ask them to go and read your diary then answer the question's.


1. What color is your collar ? Black with Bad to the Bone written in red letters

2. Whay kind of food do you eat ? Welness Puppy Super 5 Mix

3. What are your favorite treat's ? Bil Jac liver treats

4. Do you have a Valentine ? For Sure......my bestest girl Rickie Roo

5. Do you get table scrapes ? Sometimes I get eggs..and I love to catch the cheerios that fall out of my skinsis' bowl. BOL

6. What is your favorite toy ? A elephant stuffie

7. When is your birthday ? July 18, 2008

8. How many times a day do you get to eat ? Momma leaves food out all the time.....I usually eat in the morning and again before bed

9. Do you have a favorite color ? No

10. Do you hope all your pal's put this in their diary entry ? Yes

Football!!!!!!!!! Twice!!!

Alright Pals! You made it here. I see you caught my foot ball pass. Here is what you should do next! Hurry and pass the ball to 5 of your team mates so they can make a touch down. You are also supposed to write down 5 things about yourself that are funny. Also please leave me a bone and ask all those who visit your diary to leave you a bone so you will know they have been there! Ok…Here goes the play!

That cutie patootie Miss Izzabelle Satterfield throwed the ball to Tuggy!!! I catched it and hiked my leg on that ball......anybody wanna catch my tinkle ball!! BOL!!!!!!!!!! Then when I wasn't lookin' my friend Ashton knocked me in the head with a killer pass....Thanks buddy!!! BOL!!! I'm gonna combine those into one!!

1. I have eaten the hands and feets off about 20 of them totally unrealistic plastic chicks lately.......Ya know the ones called Barbie. I'm just trying to teach my skin sisters that being a big old fake, plastic girl gets your arms chewed off......your welcome sisters!!

2. I love to bark.........Aaaarrrrooooo!!!! I bark at the cat outside, and the neighbors outside and the kids in the house when they get to rowdy.....I even bark at ghosties that no one sees but ME!!!!

3. I love to drag dirty undies all over mommas house! BOL!!! If someone leaves the door to the laundry room open then watch out.....

4. I love to try and make Sophie play with me by taking her toys and hiding under the table.............she gets real aggravated at me and chases me all over the house!!! Which was just my plan all along! I love to play chase!!!

5. Momma says I'm not fast as Sophie!!! I am always trying to catch up to her and cutting under the tables when we play chase....and she is still faster than me!!!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!

Taggaroo!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow...I have been tagged by a lot of great pals. Pookah, Shooter and the lovely Delilah have all tagged me!! I hope I can stop being shy long enough to tell you 7 things about ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOL!!!

1. I love to give love!!! Oh, yeah Tuggy is a player at home too. I love to give female visitors some Tuggy lovin'. I jump into laps and steal kisses...even if they aren't asking for any...BOL!!!! I am a regular casanova!!!

2. I have been working extra hard to get my yard marked lately....it is a tough job for one small pup! But as all of Dogster as my witness I shall tinkle on every blade of blue grass in my yard!!!! Also every leaf, tree, fence post, sand box, swing set........this may take a while!!!!

3. Although I am sure I totally misunderstood...I overheard my daddy tell my momma that i was spoiled. Shocking isnt it!! I'm sure he didn't mean it like it sounds. Well, maybe he did....BOL!!! That's okay......spoil me!!!!!!!!! I'm worth it!!!

4. I have an addiction for barbie doll feet!! My skin sisters now only have barbies without feet. Which isn't really a problem......stupid barbie shoes never stay on anyway. BOL!!!! I wonder if there is a 12 step program for dogs like me.

5. I love to jump on the couch. I have only been able to get up on the couch by myself for a couple of weeks. Now my sisfur Sophie can't get away from me when I am trying to steal her toys out of her mouth. Yes..............life is good!!!!!!!!! Tuggy is a lean, mean toy stealing machine!!!!!!!!!

6. I have to start puppy school soon. Puppy school......Tuggy don't need no schooling. I been trying to tell momma that, but she says I gotta go learn me some manners. All bets are on for how long I last before the teacher gives me the boot!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7. I like to sleep on my mommas pillow at night!! Close beside her head....I make Sophie sleep by her feet!!! BOL!!!

To the moon!!!!!!!!!

Hiya Fans!!

I had the coolest time tonight!! I went to the moon with all my great friends from the KKC!!! We got dressed up in our cool astronaut suits and partied to the moon and back!! I love hanging out with my furineds......laughing, dancing, checkin' out cute alien chicks, and having FUN!!!!!!!!!!!! My furiends really are the best!!

Thanks for the super cool moon party KKC Admins!!!! It was great!! The Tugster highly recommends everyone visit the moon. It's round, shiny and from up there the earth looks so small. They even gots a big old fire hydrant so you can mark the moon with your tinkles. BOL!!! We got to see Mighty Mouse, Superman and lots of cool space creatures. We are going back in the Spring!!! Aaaaarrrrooo!!! Aaaaarrrroooo!!!!!

Tugster

They don't call me trouble for nothing!!

Hiya Fans!!

Well, I'm in trouble again!! Yep, the Tugster was pretty naughty this afternoon and Momma actually got madded at me!!! The nerve of that lady....I gave her my puppy eyes and lots of lickies, but she still scolded me!!! See...what happened was momma gave me and Sophie a little chewy bone as a treat. Evidently I don't know how to share chewy bones cuz I took my bone and then I took Sophie's chewy bone. Then Sophie decided she wanted her bone and came after me....so I went nutso and momma had to break up a fight!!!! Yep, Tuggy caused a big scene. Momma has nevfur had to break up a fight before....she was so MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My mean growl and bark is worse than my fightin' ability.....no furs were injured during the ruckus!!! I'd like to say in my defense....evfuryone knows Tuggy don't follow the rules....why is she so surprised I'd fight my sisfur ovfur a bone.......geez!!!

Gotta get back to hiding under the table......just thought I'd air out all the dirty laundry before those gossip mags got ahold of the story!!! BOL!!!!!

Tuggles

A poem from Roo!!

My girl Roo is starting to spoil me with special poems. Thanks sweetie!!


Mr. Tuggles a naughty guy
he does it all, but doesn't lie

He loves to dance, to shake and groove
he can put down some super moves

The girlees love him cause he's hot
they want him but they know he's been got

he is my sweetie my hunny bun
we like to frolic, play and run

Naughty for sure, a real big flirt
he will chase anything in a skirt

but that's Ok it's his true nature
and one of his very best features

So go ahead and check him out
you'll find that he has lots of clout

cause he's popular, cute and funny
now if only he had lots of money

try to catch him if you can,
but i'll warn you he's my man

He says Im the girle who stole his heart
he wouldn't care if I made a fart

Laugh is what he would do right then
and maybe I would do it again

Cause we are a pair of naughty ones
and we are gonna stick to our guns

Let each other play and have fun,
with one and all, that's everyone!

I've been tagged!

Hiya Fans!
My sweet Roo's sisfur Gigi has tagged me...so here are seven facts about me!!! Oh, and by the way Gigi......I'm not going to reveal anything to make you give me that evil eye!!!! BOL!!!

1. I love stuffies to play with. I chew on them....and make them squeak and snuggle up with them for naps.

2. I gots new teethies for Christmas. Big dog teeths for extra good chewing and biting.

3. I have learned how to mark my yard. Whoo hoo!! I've been hiking my leggy all ovfur the place...on the grass, the tires, the plants, the leafs....everywhere. This yard is MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. I got me two skin sisters and they are good players. I get wiggly all over when I get to go with daddy to get them after school!!!!

5. I love to eat treats. I won't do any tricks though.....momma tries and I pretend like I am gonna do them...then I don't. When is she gonna learn.......Tuggy don't do what he don't wanna do!!!

6. I love to steal socks and undies. Yep...I am a sneaky boy and I always get in the dirty clothes. BOL!!!

7. I love to go to dances and get my groove on!!!! Tuggy has got moves!!!

8. I love to run and play in the snow. I get all covered in little snow balls. Momma can't nevfur get me back in the house if we have snow outside....cuz I get the zoomies and can't stop running!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow.....I got moves!!!!

Hiya fans!
Last night my pal Spinner had the grand opening of his new dance club....Club Spin! I put on my dancing shoes and headed on over there. That joint was rocking last night!!! My good furiend Jessi from the KKC was there and she danced the night away with me!!! Thanks Jessi!!♥ We shimmied and shaked and I twirled her all over that place!!! We even won the best dancing awards!! Tuggy gots moves......I always knew I did!! BOL!!! Jessi just made me look good out there....a beautiful girl like her could make anyfur look like a pro.
I love dancing!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaarroooo!! Aaaarrrooooo!!!!

Wishes.....ya ever had wishes. I got me a couple of wishes. I wish that momma would never take me to the groomer, and I wish that I didn't have to share toys with Sophie. Mostly I wish that I could read minds......now wouldn't that be great. Then you'd never have to guess what somefur was thinking.......or try so hard for nothing. I guess I'll just keep on wishing that my wishes come true!!!

Gotta go find some trouble! Tuggs

A New Year!!

Hiya Fans!!

Well, looks like 2008 is coming to an end!! I can't wait for 2009!!!! 2008 was a good year for me. I made lots of pals on Dogster. I ran off and scared everyone...and got a little more pawblicity. I got to be SOTW at Schnauzers Rule. I been to dances, kissed a few.....okay a lot of chicks!!! BOL!!! I sniffed a little hiney.....played a little trivia....even gots me a girlyfuriend. She is a real cute gal.....and she puts up with me !!! Great combination!!

Yep, I think 2009 will be a big year for the Tugster!!! I read in one of them celebrity gossip mags that I will be going to puppy school!! All bets are on for how long it takes them to kick me out!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!! Appawrently my momma thinks I need a little training.....I'm hoping the training works more for her. I'd love to have her do whatever I want her too. BOL!!!! That mag also mentioned getting me fixed.....I didn't know i was broken. Everybody knows them magazines aren't always truthful though!

I heard I'm suppose to have a few New Years Resolutions...so here goes!
1. Keep on being naughty!
2. Be mommas favorite!
3. Keep playing my A game with the ladies!

That looks pretty good. Wonder why everyone says them resolutions are hard to keep!! BOL!! Looks like a piece of cake to me!

Off to find some trouble! Tuggy

I have been tagged!!! Twice!!

Yay!! My good pal Tucker and my Grampy Billie Bob have tagged me. This is a fun game so others can get to know you. I will write 7 things about myself and then go and tag 7 more furiends and they will do the same. Now everyone knows I hate to talk about myself....BOL!!!!!! But here goes.

1. I love the ladies...I gots a girlfriend, but she knows I'm a playa and she is fine with that. As long as I only call her my girlfriend, she's cool with my flirting ways.

2. Tuggy gets to do whatever Tuggy wants to do. I make my own rules. Of course momma doesn't always remember that fact...BOL!!

3. I love attention...hard to believe isn't it! BOL!! I like to make sure that I am always in someones lap...getting petted and giving licks. It is all about ME, ME, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have a PR team just to help keep me in the headlines......Tuggy likes his pawblicity!!!

4. I am a Bad Boy!!!! They say I am a very naughty pup, a playa a heartbreaker. I like being naughty. Naughty boys are irresistable to the ladies.....hee, hee!!!

5. I love to play at daycare at P*I*F*. I gots me some good furs to hang out with and the chicks in that place are FINE!!!!! I get to chase them around and hide in dark forts with them......hee, hee!!!

6. I hate going to the groomers. As many of you know, I get very upset when I have to do something I don't wanna do. I never want to go to the groomers, but momma takes me anyways (and she wonders why I tinkle in the house....its called payback lady). Of couse the groomer lady has a couple of Schnauzer girl pups....they like to sniff the Tugster. So I tolerate the grooming.....okay, I cry and throw fits while I'm there. BOL!!!! But I do look good when I'm done!

7. I love stuffies and chasing my fursis Sophie. Of course, I don't like for her to play with toys...so, I steal them every chance I get. I also like to hold her down and bite her ears and her nose. I think she likes it!!!!

Wow!! A poem from Roo!!

Hiya Fans

Ya know how I told ya'll about my new girly furiend. Well, she is some catch. I nevfur knew how great she was until she became my girl!! She is pretty, cool, naughty (hee, hee), smart, loves to roll in stink, an agility superstar, and she likes me!!!!!!!! She even likes mistletoe good as I do!! I should have manned up a long time ago and asked her to be my girl! My girl sent me a poem...she wrote it just for me!!

My Poem from my Roo!!!!


Mr. Tuggles, he's my guy
he's naughty, smart and super fly

A Miniature Schnauzer whose hair was cut
they even trimmed around his butt!

That's OK no need to sweat it
it will grow back in a little bit.

He's a spiffy dresser who wears shirts and hats
I wonder if he ever dresses his cat?

Who can resist a boy so bad
it's those kind of boys that are totally rad!

The other girls they want him so
but he just tells them Oh no no no!

He likes me and I like him
I doubt that this will ever dim.

He is super naughty and so am I
who could want a better guy?


Isn't that the nicest poem evfur!!!! She is some girl!! She is my girl! Wow....I like having a girl!!! Aaaaarrrrroooooo! Aaarrrrooooo!!!

I gots a girl!!

Hiya Fans!
Well, I nevfur thoughts I'd be saying this....but here goes. Tuggy gots a girl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaarrroooo!! Aarrrroooooo!!! I'm just as shocked as the next fur. I don't really know what a girly furiend means....but I gots me one!! Whoo hoo!!
My girlyfuriend is a naughty little pup...just like me!! She is very pretty and the fastest pup I know. Her name is Rickie Roo...but she lets me call her Roo!! She likes to stir up trouble with me in daycare. Hee, hee!!!! I promised no more playa........hope the Tugster knows how to be a good boy furiend! On the plus side...she said I can kiss other girls.....I think thats a trick! BOL!!!!

My new haircut must make me quite the looker!! Maybe I like going to the groomer after all!!! BOL!!

Off to find some trouble!! Tuggy

A Christmas Haircut!

Hiya Fans!
Let me just start off by saying I look so good tonight! My momma took me to the groomers this morning for a Christmas haircut.

I HATE getting my fur cut. I was looking all cute and shaggy....but momma wanted me to be all pretty for Santy paws. I tried my best growling and snarling but it was no use. She put me in the van and dropped me off on her way to work. I like the groomer lady cuz she is a weally nice wady and she has Schnauzers of her own.....cute girly Schnauzers!! Hee, hee! They like to sniff me and I like being sniffed by cute girls! Hee, hee! I did put up a little fight over the clippers, the nail cutting, the butt trim and the ear hair pulling. She groomed me anyway...I was shocked cuz at home the Tugster don't gotta do anything he don't wanna do!

I came home smelling so good and looking so cute! My little girls just kept kissing on me and my sisfur Sophie won't stop sniffing me! Tuggy is looking pretty fine!!!!!!!!!!!!! Think I will run and check myself out in the mirror before I find me some stink to roll in!!

Cool!!

Hey Fans!!
Well, whatyda know!!! Guess who is a diary pick today? MEEEEEEEEEE!!!! How totally cool is that! My good furiend Spike is also a diary pick today!! Yep, us black Schnauzers are good at writing all about our feelings appawrently!! Aaaarrrrooooo!!! AAaaarrrroooo!!!! Gotta love it when you get a little more famous, huh Spike!!!!!

Hey, Santy I know you gots to be reading this cuz I am so famous and all. Listen up big guy! I know that the prezzies are suppose to be for the good pups..but I won't say nuthing if you decide to bring the Tugster a little something, Okay!!!

I know yesterday I kinda was all mixed up about chicks....I still am. Tuggy is crushing hard on a girl. I may have messed up big time though. Sometimes us guys have been known to not think real clearly. I likes to flirt........I try to behave but my playa past may have caught up to me. All I know is that if I DID evfur have a girlyfuriend I'd be a very loyal pup. Now my head hurts again.....I need a snack!
Tugs

Almost time for Santy!

Hiya Fans!!
It is getting weal close to the night when Santy is gonna come and leave me some coal. Weal close. Wonder how much I can sell my coal for on the market.....hmmmmm. Gotta google that later! BOL!! Starting to think all my furiends may have been onto something with the better be good garbage......nah, it's been fun getting on the naughty list....weally fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to play with my cat sisfur Oreo this morning.....well, not play weally....more like bite her ear off. BOL!! Sowwy kitty. She is not a furiendly kitty.....all I evfur wanna do is sniff her hiney. But nooooo....she won't let me. Well, this morning I decided when momma opened up the door I'd just bite her ear off. Boy, was she surprised when I pounced on her head an got her ear in my mouth. Thanks for saving me momma!!!! You de bestest momma evfur for grabbing me before I became kitty shreddle!!!! Note to self.....leave cats alone! That is a portant lesson I should have been teached before now. Maybe I can gets me a bodyguard.....yeah, that'd be cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyfur know much about girls.....I thinks I am weal smart about the ladies. I try to call them cute names like toots, and beautiful and hot chick! I gots lots of babes that just loves me........I even gots a fan club. But lately I can't stop thinking about one chick in pawticular....whats up with that. I'll be out trying to play it cool and flirt with the ladies, got my game on and then I think about one fur. Geez, how dumb is that. Tuggy is not a one fur kinda guy. I got to go steal me a kiss......maybe that will help. Come on Tugs....your a playa, a real bad boy. I ain't even wanting me no girlyfuriend....gross! Momma can I have a cookie....and a hug. My head hurts!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm Christmas tagged!!!

Well, my sweet furiend Ashton has tagged me with a Christmas wish list. Thanks pal!! Here are 10 things I wants for Christmas!

1. I hope all my pup pals gets lots of prezzies from Santy Paws....we all konw its just best for me to be happy with the coal I am gonna get. BOL!!!
2. I hope I get Christmasy kisses from the cutest puppy gal in all of Dogster. Hee, hee!! Aaaaarrrroooooo!!!! Aaarrrooo!!
3. I hope homeless pups and kitties get homes for Christmas
4. I love new stuffies......with squeakers to drive momma crazy!!!!!!
5. I hope we get snow for Christmas so I can run like a wild doggy....and get little snowballs in my fur!!! I wufs snow so much!!! I love to turn it yellow too. Hee, hee!
6. I wish for my hooman sisters to get yummy toys for my chewing pleasure.......barbie feets taste so goooooood!!!
7. I want cheese and lots of it.
8. I think I should get table food all the time, even if it gives me runny poo!!!! BOL!!
9. I want to make lots of new furiends to play with on Dogster.
10. Can I wish for 10 more wishes Ashton, cuz I gots lots more stuff to wish for!!!!! BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wufs Christmas!!

Hiya Pals!
I been so busy these past few weeks getting me some new teethies and chewing up homework....and snarling at my brofur!! It is not easy trying to stay on Santys naughty list!! I just keep on trying though...just like that song about the train....I just tell myself Tuggy...you can think up naughty stuff....just say I think I'm naughty...I think I'm naughty!! So, that is what I do!! Hee, hee!! I heard that the naughty furs gets the bestest gifts.....coal!! I nevfur gotted me any of that coal before....I bet it is so cool to play with. Yay for lots of coal!!

I also been busy playing games and making furiends. I been going to daycare some too. I gots lots of fun buddies ovfur there and we play games and get into trouble. I been in lots of trouble. Hey...more reasons to keep on that naughty list. Yay for Tuggy. My sisfurs boy furiend tells me to be good....but he must not know about that good coal you gets for being bad. He is weal nice to me......I sure hope I grows a little more cuz he is a big dude!! I gotta try to keep in line when he's around.....he could squash me like a buggy. BOL!! Cept if he did then Sophie would be mad....she loves her little brofur. She thinks I am weal cute and even if I am bad she loves me anyways. Maybe I don't gots to behave after all!! Hee, hee!!

Gots to go plan some more naughties!! Later guys!! Tuggles

Whats up????

Alright what is wrong with the world? Has there been a little universal cosmic type of incident up in space? My dopey sisfur......she is Diary pick of the Day! What's up with that? I am the pawpular one...I'm moms favorite......I gots me a fan club! Man....I am talking to my PR people today.....someone is getting the boot at Christmas time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a new stunt.....yeah, a good one.....to get all the attention back on moi!! Disappear again.....nah, been done. Tinkle on the tree.......might work..........snarl at Santy....hee, hee!!

She's a SB for goodness sakes people. She has no self confidence...no pizazz....and we all know I gots all the good looks in the fambily. Besides my diary is all about ME!! Who do I gots to talk to about this......I am much more outgoing and talkative.....who'd want to read her diary anyway. It's all gushy and mushy and about....the L word. Gross...yuck....gag me. No offense Coty, my main man......gots to be careful cuz he is bigger than me.

I'm not happy here folks.....where are my groupies I need a hug!!

Dear Santy Paws!!

Dear Santy Paws!!!
It's me Santy....Tiny little Tuggles!! I has been such a good wittle boy this year!!! I needs me lots of goodies for Christmas this year Santy cuz it is my very firstest one and I want it to be so very special....just like you Santy!!!

Let's see....I want all the wittle pups to have homes Santy and I want all their wittle bellies to not be hungry!!! I want world peace and all furs to get along so nicely, just like I get along with my sisfur Sophie!! I really, really want some nice new stuffies to play with Santy cuz my old ones are no fun anymore. I want to get the mostest pressies at my house too, cuz everfur else at my house has got stuffs before....only not me cuz I wasn't even borned last Christmas Santy!!!

Listen up Santy, cuz this is a real portant thing, okay....I need me some new front teethies Santy!!!! Momma lookied in my wittle mouthy today and my bottom front teethies are gone. It's weal scary Santy to be so small and not has no front teethies....my mean big sisfur Sophie might try to bitey me and I won't be able to defend myself or nuthin. I still looky super cute with no teethies Santy but I need me some real bad on account of all the other furs will call me a baby probly and not wanna be by furiend!! I'll even settle for some fakey teethies Santy if you can't talk the toothy fairy into bringing me my real ones, okay!!

Okay Santy, you are taking notes right? Lets recap this listy okay.....homes and food for all pups, new stuffies, the most pressies, and most portant of all my new TEETHIES!! Got it big guy!!!!

I'll tell momma to leave you some good cookies.....hmmm, maybe I'll eat the cookies for you and she can just leave you some carrots, okay....you kinda looky like you need to be dieting big guy!!! Tell the reindeer that I'll be watching, so no peeing in my yard....I hate that cuz then I'll have to spend all Christmasy day remarking my territory!!!

Santy, there has been some ugly gossip going around that I've not been a good boy....but you know how the tabloids make that stuff up right!!! I am only wittle and I don't know nuthin cept what big furs teachies me.

Sorry Santy about the running away and the peeing in mommas floor and biting Sophie and stealing Sophie's ball and chewing up the furniture and getting poo on momma's nose and for all the other stuff that hasn't actually been proven to be my fault!!!! I'll be a good boy for the rest of the year...I'll try to be good...I might be good a wittle bit...okay Santy!!!

Wufs you Santy Paws!!! xoxoxoxo

Sweet, innocent, naive, loveable , cuddly, weally hungry cuz I ain't gots teethies!!!! Tuggles

Gots to be Thankful!!!

Well, Momma says that after my little runaway stunt I pulled I should be extra thankful this year. I gots me a good home and a good fambily too!! I should be real thankful I found my way back home and that all my furiends on Dogster prayed for my return. I am real thankful for all that momma, but.....I am also thankful for some other stuffs.
1. I am thankful momma never finded where I peed in her closet!! hee, hee
2. I am thankful that my sisfur is such a wimp and I can take her toys real easy!!
3. I am thankful that my best big buddy Ernie George is teaching me lots of sneaky tricks!
4. I am thankful that my hooman sis' leave there toys laying out for me to chew on....they so sweet to me!!
5. I am thankful that I am big enough to hike my leg.. I was starting to worry I was a big sissy squattin' like my sisufr!!! I gots to get to marking all my stuff now that I learned that cool trick!!
6. I am thankful that I gots groupies!!! Tuggy loves the ladies. I am even more thankful that I can have me lots of girlies and am not all lovesick like my dopey sisfur!! Gross!!!
See momma I'm such a good boy and so thankful!!! Momma ya gots any turkey yet? Can I have a cookie, cuz Sophie won't share her tennis ball with me....hee,hee!!

I am definitely IT!!

Alright fans!! I was tagged by a supercool Top Banana Bud of mine - The Snapperman!!!!! Oh, yeah!!! Hey, Snap your furbro has been sniffin' around this place something fierce dude!!! He' s got my sisfur walking all around with a lovesick grin all the time...today she even kissed me for no reason...YUCK!!! All that love talk is making me sick!!! Well, it is really hard to get me to open up about myself but here goes....
1. I am way cool and way sweet and way loved by all hot chicks!!! Did ya check out my mistletoe kissing box....already my face is covered and it is not even December...Yes!!!
2. I love to steal my sisfurs ball. I chase her down and rip it right out of her mouth...I am the boss cuz she just lets me have it then whines to mom...geez momma I'm just little I don't know no better!! BOL!!
3. I enjoy a nice leisurely game of TRIVIA.....I love it and I love it even more if my typist goes fast and gets the answers right. I love my name at the top!!! BOL!!
4. I was the receiver of a truly nasty trick pranked on me by some Second Bananas- ya hear that SECOND not top!!! They distributed some undesireable photos of me on the web. I think maybe they hacked into my computer but I hope none of my fans were swayed by them.....what am I talking about...everyfur LOVES Tuggy!!!
5. Ernie Georges sisfur is stalking me....I know, I know that is the price of fame......she is kinda cute though!!!
6.I have a fan club!! Yeah, all Tuggy all the time!!! I am a real celebrity with the chicks!!
7. I am a really shy pup and it was hard to talk so much about myself so I need to work on my self esteem I guess.....BOL!!! NOT!! Sound like any fur you know Sophie!!

Gots to run!!! The babes are waiting!!!! Aaaarrooooo!!!

Rotten Nanner?

Well, what is this world coming to I'd like to know!!! First them rotten SBU's took funny pictures of us way cooler siblings to post for some contest, thanks mom and Sophie. They made me look like a girl and everything!!! Now I finded out that they have me nominated to be their rotten nanner of the month...I am utterly humiliated maybe!!! Hmmm...think this over Tuggs......Rotten nanner=more publicity=more hot chicks!!!!! I am a math genius I tell ya!!!!

Never mind about the rotten bananna whatefur it is......I am sure that my loser sister and her pawthetic buddies need to make themselves feel better about being so homely, and so unliked that I will gladly put myself on the butcher block for their self esteem to increase....and my hottie babe list will increase too!!!!

Momma can I have a cookie....Sophie won't share her tennis ball!!! Hee, hee!!!! Sniff, sniff!!!

My term is over!!

On this the eve of my last day as SOTW, I am filled with a mixture of sadness and more sadness. Does this week really have to end, we could change it to SOTY. Oh, yeah!! But alas, I must hand off the honor to another worthy pup...hmmmm....wonder who it will be...are they cuter than me....will there speech be better than mine...hmmm.

I have decided that I will, however be keeping all my lovely hot groupie chicks...Aaarroooo!! As for the alleged midweek publicity stunt...ya can't prove a thing....alright I really did run off, but I came back!!!

Now, back to being just plain Prince Tuggles the Ruler of Cuteness. Oh, yeah...It is good to be me. Momma I wants a cookie...and I wants Sophies ball...and I want the best spot in the bed...BOL!!!!!!

Naughty Boy!!

I runned away from home last night and I am so glad to be back!! I ran off from my daddy when we was outside and my whole neighborhood lookied for me. 7 1/2 hours later I decided to come home. Momma says she thinks I got stuck inside someones garage and could not get out until they comed home and let me back out!!

I'm not telling!!!! I sure can't tell about all the hot girlie dogs I was out partying with last night and how I just had to go and pee on all the neighbors yards to mark them as mine... momma just wouldn't understand. But everyfur was so nice to pray for my return. So I need to give out lots of hugs and loves and ear bities to all my pals. And for all you little girl pups sending me kisses of joy because you are so happy I am back, well you girlies get lots of special Tuggy huggies too. My bestest pal ever, and my hero, Mr. Ernie George, was so worried about me too. So, I am gonna let him be my sidekick. Kind of like batman and robyn, 'cept no tights cause his hinder is a little larger than average. Ya gotta love a guy with a big kaboose. When I grows up into a big Scottie like him I may have a big hiney too, only I'm a Schnauzer....hmmmm!! Well, Schnauzers can have big bootys if they want, and I want to be just like EG!!!!

Momma says she will have an extra thankful Thanksgiving this year and I'm grounded for a week...but I don't think she means it!!!

Schnauzer Royalty!!!! Yep, that's me!

Dearest fans!! You are going to be ecstatic to learn that I, Tuggles, have been named Schnauzer of the Week by Schnauzers Rule!!! (does a little bow). I am such a shy boy, but I knew I must give an acceptance speech worthy of you all. So, here goes....(clears throat).

Ladies and Gentledogs, step right up and see the greatest show on earth.. ME!!! Four score and seven years ago there was no SOTW (appalling isn't it), but with lots of hard work and picketing, sit ins and protests this great nation of ours decided to give us our props!!! This is one small step for Schnauzes everywhere and one giant leap for dogkind. I had a dream I would one day rule all and looky I am now royalty. Told you Sophie!!!!

I will gladly fulfill my duties this week as your fearless Schnauzer Rockstar(winks to cute girl pups in audienece) and make sure there is plenty of me to go around to all the hottie babes who have joined together to give me the groupies I have long deserved. I promise Tuggy will give out lots of huggys, please, please don't fight over me!!! So, bring me your poor, your tired and your hottie babes. Remember live long, laugh well and bark often. Aaarrrooooo!!!

And now let my week of Schnauzer fun begin!!! Aaaaarrroooooooo!!
(bows to audience and kisses all girls close by, many of whom faint)

Of course I'm IT!!

Well, whatdya know tagged it again. Say it ain't so!! Well sweet little Oscar tagged me and now I have to be forced into talking more about myself and ya'll know how shy I am... well, here goes!!!
1. I rule the house...
2. Bella (in LA) said she loves me (don't they all)
3. My hinder is small!! Sorry EG!!
4. I love to get treats!!
5. I hate baths, but I like to go out in the rain and roll in the mud!! Sorry mama!!

Im it again and again!!

Okay so my super cool friends Harley Davidson and Ernie George(aka my hero) have also tagged me so I will combine it into one , okay!! Wow me is so pawpular I could be writing diaries all night!!!!!!
Here goes!!!
1. I will not walk on a leash- no, not ever!!! Try again momma and see what happens.
2. What is mine is mine and what is Sophie's is mine and any Barbie's left unattended are also mine!!
3. I love Dogster!!
4. I can do one trick (if I feel like it, I mean come on I am not a seal) and that is down!!
5. Socks are my favorite chewy toy!!
6. I must bark often and frequently, even if there is nothing to bark at!
7. I will admit that I am a hinney sniffer - Hey I am just saying hello!

So, now I will tag (I already tagged 7 , so how about 5 this time)!!
1. Scooter
2.Samson
3. Bella
4.Zoe
5. Uno

I'm It!!!

Wow!! My first time to be tagged and I have been tagged by three of my awesome Dogster buds!!! So, now I have to tell you 7 things about me, gee only 7!!
This one is for you Spikester!!!
1. I love Cheese!!
2. I got my first furcut yesterday and I looks good!!!
3. The ladies are crazy about me!! Oh yeah!!
4. I love to bite ears!
5. My momma is my favorite!!
6. I love to play trivia- and win!!!
7. I am a cuddle bug!!
Yeah me for being it!!!

I am gonna tag!!
1. Ida Claire
2. Izzy
3. Bella(inLA)
4. Sheba
5. Jessi
6. Lulu
7.Riley