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Likes: Sleeping in the MIDDLE, baths, Dawson's Creek in the morning, FOOD NETWORK of course, standing in front of the fan, playing light
Pet-Peeves: Anything that comes near her "castle", the vacuum cleaner, the rain, change, CATS, plastic bags, aluminum foil, her birdie brudder - Phats doesn't like when he tells her to shutup, get out of there, or go lay down!
Favorite Toy: Goblin, Daddy, Ring - peanut butter jars, Basketball, Bob the Builder Ball
Favorite Food: Dairy Queen vanilla ice cream - and any food that isn't under lock and key... no pickles though, she has a special face for those!
Favorite Walk: Walk? Um, NO. I only walk from the refrigerator to the sofa.
Best Tricks: Three snorts and a sigh! Tricks are beneath her highness... but she does spend time snorting, farting, loafing, and snoring. Phattie always makes her needs known by woofing and then looking at what ever it is that she wants!
Arrival Story: Phat E. Dawg (the bulldog formerly known as Dahli) came to our family through our friends at Heavensent bulldog rescue (thank you Joanne!) It seems no one wanted to love her! I don't know why, she's so loveaBULL. She is the perfect addition to our family, we couldn't live without her!
Bio: Phat's favorite past times include sniffing around in the refrigerator, licking her paws, watching the Food Network and Dawson's Creek - writing recipes down for her mommy to make, and skulking around for food. Phat E. is a connoisseur of fine foods and ice creams. She aspires to become a taste tester for Dairy Queen, Sonic, or the Food Network test kitchens. Phats also enjoys learning new tactical exercises (she likes to sneak up on food) from her daddy. Someday she hopes to have a ghillie suit of her own.
Forums Motto: Sleep, Eat, Sleep, Play. in that order!
The Groups I'm In: A Bulldogs World, Bulldog Friends, Bulldogs, BullyLicious Inc, Da Mitey Mitey Buh-ens Club!, Dogs with SPOTS and DOTS!, English Bulldogs Unite, Febreze® Pet Odor Eliminator™, Lover-Bull, Miss Dogster Beauty Pageant, NEW JERSEY BULLDOGS, NJ Bullies, Obsessed with Bulldogs, Pudgy Pooches, The Pound Puppy Project, UGA DAWG LOVERS - GEORGIA BULLDOGS, Virginia Bulldogs
The Last Forum I Posted In: The Mitey Mitey Buh-ens Party!
Favorite TV Shows: Dawson's Creek, Good Eats, Paula's Home Cooking
Favorite Condiment: Fresh basil from Mama's garden
Christmas is coming! I LOVE CHRISTMAS! I love the food, and the presents, and the tree, and the decorations, and the cookies... did I mention the food??
Mama bought me a pretty spike collar, just incase that rascally Bart (cat, don't ask) tries to attack me again. I have to post a picture of it. I LOVE IT! It's buster bad ass, and it's PINK! EVERYONE WILL KNOW I AM A GIRL!!!
OK diary, gotta run, busy holiday season, ya know! :D
I had Thanksgiving last Friday - and I dunno about this Black Friday thing, cause I LOVE IT! Mama cooked the BIGGEST, FATTEST TURKEY I have ever seen.. and she cut some of it up for me!!! OOOOOH IT WAS SOOOOO GOOD! Who knew my scrawny mama could make such a good dinner! YOU ARE A GOOD COOK!
I tried to eat some turkey last year, but Grandpa makes turkey jerky.. I don't like it. I spit it on the floor and Grandpa got mad. I'm sorry, but I'm picky!
Thank you, Mama and Daddy, I loved my dinner!
To Grandma and Aunt Becky, I sorry I missed you on Thanksgiving. :( Hope you had some turkey too. I miss you guys :( :( :(.
Well, Christmas is coming, and I must go supervise Mama's cleaning... I think there's a tree or something coming in here... I dunno if I like it yet. BUT I AM GONNA GET SOME PRESENTS! WOOHOOHOO!
Ohhh.. it is Thanksgiving again.. and mama and daddy are working again... no cooking this year... no food this year... I smelled a turkey in the grocery bag mama brought home this mornin... I HAD BETTER GET A MEAL OUTTA THIS!
They put me on DIET dog food. Mama says I'm too big for my britches. I say.. HMMPH. Eat a cheeseburger, Ms. Scrawny. I LOVE THE DIET DOG FOOD. So I eat MORE of it. It's diet, right?? I am not fat, I am big boned. Kinda like that round guy on South Park. Cartman I think.
Anyway.. I will update on Turkey Day... I hope it's better than last year!
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