Cutie of the Decade's Diary

Happy Birthday, Our Little Dots


May 10th 2009 8:31 am
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Happy birthday, baby girl. We love you .. and being the horrible owner I am, I forgot about your birthday until now. But we love you none-the-less. Kisses to you on your birthday, honey. You get prettier and prettier everyday.

Mommy

Cinnamon Rolls


April 1st 2009 4:17 pm
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We got cinnamon rolls for a yummy snack today! Mom didn't know if they were bad for dogs but brofur told her they weren't. If you know anything about that, please contact me or Mommy Lady .. Mom Typist Lady is eager to know now! They were really real yummy for us but Brother missed on accident, threw it over the fence and it hit me on the head.. ow!! The yucky ice cream man guy named James came. We don't like him and he came into OUR property!! I wanted to act ferocious and bite him but Mom Typist wouldn't let me. Mean!!!!

P.S Happy April Fool's Day!

Remember, Wild is the Best Type! Dots

It's Not True


March 13th 2009 11:15 pm
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Dear Furiends,

It's not true. I mean, it was true..but now it's not.. I mean..ahhh, just read the story below. The sixteen pups are going to some rescue pup shelter named Paw .. umm.. oh, that's embarrassing. I forgot the name. Mom-typist was really hoping to get atleast 1 puppy .. if not a keeper just up fur adoption! Oh well. Boo boo fur Mom. Hoomsisfur said NO and hated the idea of getting a puppy just fur adoption. Hoombrother said NO and that he would have to clean up after it. Mom said that was pretty harsh, but whatever. So, it's not true! Thank goodness of mother of Coyotes!

Remember, wild is the best type! Dotty

Little Siblings up fur Adoption


March 12th 2009 10:27 am
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Mom might be getting one or two little siblings fur me fur a while and put them up fur adoption on here.

Mom (non-typist) is a real estate agent and she found a momma and sixteen puppies under a house. The owner left them -- she bought a house a few acres away and when Mom's partner (in crime..?? or just in real estate. Whatever.) called the lady she said she probably won't pick up the dogs. Hmm, I think that's rude! But maybe the puppies still nee dtheir momma.. they're pretty small and adorable. Mom's partner sent pictures of them. Pretty cute if I do say so myself..but we might be too rough fur them!!

Remember, wild is the best type! Still Wondering-- Dotty

It wasn't very nice, when..


March 11th 2009 10:40 am
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Mom came in our cage and told my human brother to hold me off against the wall because 'I would jump on her and get her dirty.' Psht.. fashion beauty freak!!

Oh well. I got pupcorn and apparently Mommy Lady learned a new trick or somethin' with the pupcorn (in her diary.) Mom told me to sit and about 1 minute after I did.. hmm, it's an improvement! Mom keeps telling me I got to get fixed next month or something. I'm not broken, sheesh!!!

P.S: I'm growing more and more everyday... on May 9th I'm gonna be TWO!!

Remember -- wild is the best type! Dotty

A KITTY beat me up.. a KITTY!


March 7th 2009 1:05 am
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How humiliating.. I gots beat up by a kitty. My HOUSE kitty. Stinky.

that was very mean. He called me a stoopid doggie.

I don't think I is a stupid doggie. Do any of you furs thinks I is a stoopid doggy? Pawmail me if you does.

Obviously the kitties do think I is a stoopid doggy.

I escaped and Mommy Lady followed meeeee...but she was on da chain...so she couldn't move out with me. But I rolled out like a great doggy...not a stoopid doggie.. please please please beweive me.. I'm not a stoopid dogggyyy...

well I'll tell you what, da Stinkster is a stoopid kitty!!!! Hmph!! I'm not a stoopid doggy, I'm not a stoopid doggy..I'm a smawt one! He even wote about me in his diary... and called me stoopid doggy number one Dotty...and he says Number One is the best stoopid doggy in da book..

Hmph hmphhum..

*sniffles*
*tears*
*hides*
*runs away*

Remember, wild is da best type! Dotty

A Dachshund, An Australian Shepherd, and Three Pit Bulls- Walk Into A Bar...


February 28th 2009 7:15 pm
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Okay, you'll see why I put dat title there in a second. Actually, no you won't, 'cause I haven't made a joke of it..


But, a dachshund, an australian shepherd and three brindle pitties walked across, into our neighbor's yard (this was a few days ago), chased a few rabbits, went near our yard, came back and just went everywhere. Then later, a dachshund came along with his pawrents and an australian shepherd came along with his pawrents. We barked at the brindle pittie triplet bad brudders & scared 'em off. Woo hoo, we wins, we wins!

Tada, dat's my story fur da day.

Remember, wild is da best type! Vicious Dotty

Wooks, I can wites upside downs texties!


February 13th 2009 1:02 am
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ʎʇʇop ¡ǝdʎʇ ʇsǝq ǝɥʇ sı p1ıʍ 'ɹǝqɯǝɯǝɹ

¡sɹ/ 7;ʇsbop 'ǝʎq

¡¡uıɐd ɐp ɟo pıʍ sʇob ǝɥs ʍoɥ sɐʍ ʇɐp ssǝnb ı os ʇɹnɥ sɐʍ ǝɥs

..ǝɹoɯ puɐ s1ıɐʇʞɔoɔ ʍǝɟ ɐ 'sɐʞpoʌ ʍǝɟ ɐ 'sɹnos ʎǝʞsıɥʍ ʍǝɟ ɐ pɐɥ ǝɥs .ǝ11ıʍɹǝʇsbop uı uıqɐɔ ɹno ɹǝʌo 11ɐ dn ʍǝɹɥʇ ǝɥs uǝp puɐ ,uıuʍoɯ ɐp uı ɹǝʌobuɐɥ ɐ spɐɥ ǝɥs ¡pǝɹɐɔs sɐʍ ı ..ʞunʍp puɐ 'ʇɹnɥ 'ʎzooʍ 11ɐ ǝɯoɥ ǝɯɐɔ ʎpɐ1 ʎɯɯoɯ ',uıɥʇǝɯos ɹo..ǝɹoɟǝq ʎɐp ɐp ɹo...ʎɐpɹǝʇsǝʎ uǝɥʇ

.ʇı ǝʌǝı1ǝq sʇuɐɔ 11ıʇs ɹǝɥ puɐ ǝɯ ¡ʇǝnbnoq ǝɥʇ ʇɥbnɐɔ 'sıɥʇ ʇǝb...ʎpɐ1 ʎɯɯoɯ 'uǝɥʇ .ǝʞɐɔ ǝɥʇ ʎ11ɐıɔǝdsǝ 'ʇɐǝɹb ǝɹǝʍ spooɟ ǝɥʇ 'unɟ ʎɹǝʌ sɐʍ ʇı 11ɐɹǝʌo 'ʎɐʍʎuɐ

¡¡¡11ɐ puɐ ǝ1sı ɐp uʍop ,uıʞ1ɐʍ - snoʌɹǝu 11ıʇs sɐʍ ı ʇnq ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝɹǝʍ spuǝıʍɟ ʎɯ 11ɐ ¡¡ooʇ ǝɔıu ʎʇʇǝɹd sɐʍ ʇı puɐ ǝʞɐɔ ɯooɹb uʍo ʎɹǝʌ sıɥ pɐɥ ɹǝʞɔnʇ ɹɯ 'ǝʞɐɔ ɹǝɥ pǝɥɔʇɐɯ puɐ ssǝʍp ɹǝɥ uı 1nɟıʇooq os pǝıʞooo1 1ıɥs ssıɯ puɐ sǝʞɐɔ spɐɥ ǝʍ ¡¡¡ooʇ 'ʎddɐɥ sɐʍ ʎpɐ1 ʎɯɯoɯ puɐ buıppǝʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇʍɐd sɐʍ ı ʇɐp pǝsıʍdoos puɐ ʎddɐɥ os sɐʍ ı ¡¡¡pıɐɯsǝpıɹq ɹoıunظ ɐp sɐ uǝsoɥɔ sɐʍ ı puɐ buıppǝʍ ɹıǝp oʇ ǝɯ pǝʇıʌuı ( ¡ooʇ puǝıʍɟ ʇsǝʇsǝq ɹǝɥʇo ʎɯ sı ɥɔıɥʍ 'ʎɯɯoɯ ɹıǝp ɥo1ıɥs puɐ 'spuǝıʍɟ ʇsǝʇsǝq ʎɯ ɐoɔoɔ puɐ 1ǝou ) ɐoɔoɔ puɐ 1ǝou 'ɥo1ıɥs ɟɟıǝ ʎɹɐnɹqǝɟ uo .unɟ ,uıʌɐɥ puɐ ,uıdʎʇ ı ʍou ʇnq .ǝɯıʇ buoʍ ɐ ɹnɟ ʎɹı,p ʎɯ uı uǝʇʇıʍ s,ʇuǝʌɐɥ ı puɐ unɟ ʎɹǝʌ sı sıp 'ıɐʍʎuɐ *ǝ1bbıb ǝ1bbıb* ¡sɹǝʇooodɯoɔ ɹıǝp ɟo sdoʇ ɐp ɯoɹɟ buɐɥ puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn spɐǝɥ ɹıǝp uɹnʇ ʎǝp ssǝ1un ʇı spɐǝɹ uɐɔ ǝuo ou puɐ unɟ os s,ʇı - ɯɐɹboʍd sıp sǝʌo1 ı ¡ʇı sʍouʞ uǝʌǝ sʇ,uop ı puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ,uıdʎʇ sı ı 'sʞooʍ ¡sɹnɟ 'ıɥ

Pmail me if you donts know what dat weads! *giggle*

I Gets Tagged


February 8th 2009 12:32 pm
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Yep, I did.

By my Grandma Jenna!

Copy this diary entry, and paste it into your diary. Read then delete my answers. Then you can fill in your own! We can get to know our pals better!! Have fun!! Then send a rosette or pawmail to 4 pals and ask them to post it in their diary!!!!

Here we GO!!!!!

1. What color is your collar?
Mom wants to get real collars fur us soon. Right now it's just a loose chain.

2. What kind of food do you eat?
EverPet

3. What are your favorite treats?
My Meaty Bone treats, and any leftovers

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other??
Yep. Da handsome Gizzypoo! *hugs Gizzy*


5. Do you get Table Scraps?
Leftovers, yeah!!

6. What is your favorite toy?
Anything.

7. When is your Birthday?...
May 9th.

8. How many times a day do you get to eat?
Once a day, and then my favorites, Meaty Bones!

9. Do you have a favorite color?
Orange-red.. kind of like my fur color!

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Yeah!

Remember, wild is the best type! Hugs, Dotty


February 7th 2009 11:55 am
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Copy this diary entry, and paste it into your diary. Read then delete my answers. Then you can fill in your own! We can get to know our pals better!! Have fun!! Then send a rosette or pawmail to 4 pals and ask them to post it in their diary!!!!

Here we GO!!!!!

1. What color is your collar?
I don't let Mom put a collar on me..sometimes a chain collar but that's all!

2. What kind of food do you eat?
Any type. Anything we gets!

3. What are your favorite treats?
Meaty Bones (thanks Rickie Roo!) and Macaroni, and rice

4. Do you have a Valentine or significant other??
Yep. Da handsome Gizzypoo! *hugs Gizzy*


5. Do you get Table Scraps?
Leftovers, yep!

6. What is your favorite toy?
Anything. I not picki!

7. When is your Birthday?...
May 9th.

8. How many times a day do you get to eat?
Once a day, and then my favorites, Meaty Bones!

9. Do you have a favorite color?
Orange-red.. kind of like my fur color!

10. Do you hope all your pals put this in their diary?
Yeah!

Remember, wild is the best type! Hugs, Dotty

My Impressions..


February 2nd 2009 7:32 am
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I's startin' up impressionz. Yep. Only a few right now.

Dey may be bad but it's the awesome thought and weirdness that counts!

Ok, here goes..

Lady: Gimme bellyrubs, I'm the queen! *in a sassy queen voice*

Screech: Touch Lady and you'll be in a world of PAIN! *in a tough, hurtful, mean, screamy, dark voice*

Misty: Let me jump on you, Mom! *in a giggling totally-not-not obvious voice*

Stinky: Grumble grumb.. *in a mad voice*

Princess: Produce me a bagel, Mom!! NOW! I'M THE PRINCESS, I DEMAND IT!!! *in a sassy, queenlike, evil, demanding purrsome voice*

'kay, dat's all I's got fur toda, fellas!

Me isn't an agility dog, and Mommy isn't pewfect but whoo- is? I is, I is!!


January 29th 2009 1:58 am
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Mommy didn't twain me fur that, but she did twain me fur somethin'..: guarding. I is da best at guardin', yep! Mom has not fixed me yet, nope. I'm young, I hate the vet and there's no way I won't be pregnant anytime soon..there's no one around. Mom will get me and Misty (kitty sisfur) fixed when the time comes. Misty too young and and I too hyper and wild and Mom will be surprised when I is all calm and stuff to da vet after I is fixed. Atleast, she says so.

I don't know if I is broken but oh well.

Anyway, Mommy didn't twain me fur being an agility dog. I don't do twicks, nope. Mom doesn't take us on walks often, but we have a yard to run around in. She doesn't take us on walks because of these reasons: Wild animals, elk, bears, deer, cougars, that will attack us. Mommy needs da defense and she's usually not prepared to get a big stick to fight off a bear or somethin'. She's not perfect but who is.

She loves us, she gives us treats and love everyday, and animals are life, she says. She'll die fur us, she'll defend us, she has really not many furiends in real life. We are her friends.

again, no she's not perfect. No one is perfect..not even me.. no, just kidding, I am!! hee heee...

If you don't respect dat, don't talk to us. Mom is often very busy, but she loves us more dan herself, more dan anyone else on the planet, more dan peppermints.. (and she REALLY likes peppermints), anything in the world. She'd do everything fur us.

New Year Resolutions fur 2009!


December 31st 2008 9:26 pm
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I got them yup! Some I pawmise to do, some I will try to do, and some I already did.. and some I can't do!!

1: Stop barking/howling at night and Waking mom up (hey, I'm part coyote, what can I say?: Still trying to stop that, doing awesomely

2: Stop annoying the neighbors (I pawmise to stop that, I will try to do)

3: Stop escaping when it snows: I get so happy!! I love snow! Snow is LIFE! (Doing good at that too, I pawmise to stop it

4: Stop growling at my Doggy mom (I'm trying but I probably can't do!)

5: Stop stealing the doggyhouses from my doggy mom (I can't do it I can't do it..yes I'll try Yes I'll try.. I can't do it!)

Tagga-Taggee-Taggo-Taggarooooo'd!


December 28th 2008 8:27 pm
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Yes, that's it.. I'm finally responding to a tag.

I've been tagged by my furiend Bully.

I'm tagging:

Snuggles

Pookie

Molly

Dudley

Suzy

TaZ

Babydog Poop

Okay, seven random, fun & special facts about me.. hmm..

1. I'm part coyote and part red heeler

2. I eat with my bottom part body up and my upper part body down.

3. I don't like picking things up. Mom has to handfeed me sometimes.

4. I am very wild and not fixed as of yet.

5. Give me a treat and I'll eat it, but you may have to handfeed me!!!

6. I am 2 & 1/2 years old but I act like a baby pup.

7. I was once an indoor dog.. once..but then I pooped on the floor and it was out with me!! heehee

The Rules: Tag 7 other furs and post 7 fun, random, nice, special facts about yourself.

Please, Santa Paws..


December 18th 2008 6:59 am
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Please don't give me coal in my stocking this year! I have been a very naughty girl and I am today too. There's big winds and snow that is so soft that it looks like snow-wind. The snow is angry at me.. I'm ruining it by trampling my paws through it and leaving naughty Girly Doggy tracks in da snow.

Whatever you put in my stocking, don't make it choccy. It's bad for doggies. And I know it. So you cannot trick me, Santa Paws! I shall rule da wooowwwwld!! I'll eat the coal if you put it in my stocking. I pawmise. I won't throw it in da garbage!

My Escaping Skills


December 16th 2008 1:14 am
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My Escaping Skills

Amazing. My skills, are amazing. Ah.. I'm so impressed. Really, I am. There's NOthing to it. I keep escaping, I keep on escaping. Mom doesn't know till Lady blows my cover. Darn 'er, daaaaaarn 'er!! Then Mom comes out in barely any clothes (thermals BOL) and puts me back in. Then I do it again and again.

It never fails, I tell you.. it NEVER fails!

My Story of Skunks & Me & my Uncle Making a Run for It


December 14th 2008 2:41 am
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Almost four in the morning, me and my uncle escape. I run off, a skunk comes, and the snow starts falling. The snow is hard. It's DEEP. It's like a blizzard. Skunk smell everywhere and the humans wake up. Yelling 'YOU BRAT DOGS, GET OFFA MAH LAAAAAAWN!!"... okay, not that but whatever. Prankem again of course. Mom opens the door and snow flies into her face, along with a thick coating of STINK.

My furless brother says he's used to the skunk smell. Better be, 'cause it's gonna be happening all the time. Boo boo for them. Everytime the door opens by one of them, the delightful smell of stinky skunk flies into their face, dey scream & shut de door.

Yep. They won't go out because they hate smell. Good job ME!! The snow is thick. It's heavy, it's hard, and it's blizzard-ish. Reallly, seriously. This is the first time we have such thick snow. So I'm pawing this entry right now while running outside happily freeeeeeeeee!
Love,
Stinky Dotty & Screech

Boredom, Boring & Bore


December 13th 2008 3:05 am
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Merry Boredom to all & to all a Boring night...

OMD. It's been TERRIBLY boring the last few days. Mom hasn't been doing anything lately. Our family made a snowman with a carrot as a nose, oreo cookies (w/o the creme) as the eyes, raisins as the buttons, and a long line of bark as a scarf. I laughed and laughed. Da snowman looked SO funny.. Somefin' ate da nose (da carrot) off of it. Me saw elkie tracks in our back yard, we did we did, yup! Elkies & cougars & bears & more roam here. Is true, is true! Mommy has been working her butt off wif da workies so I been so bored & lonely lately.

Help!!

Anyway, Merry Christmas (Boredom) to all & to all a wonderfur (boring) night!!

P.S: Here is what Boredom, Borin' & Bore would say to eachother if they were live:

Boredom: So, what should we do?
Boring: Ummmm...
Bore: Bore some people. What we usually do.

The Snow is Still Alive


December 10th 2008 2:53 pm
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Really, is, is!!... is! Yesterday my mom went out (yeah, she's that crazy) in about under 23 degrees, with wind blowing and 5 inches of snow. Jeez, it was cold! REALLY cold! Mom made snow angels and a snowman for fun since she had nothing to do on Dogster yesterday. I look now and the snow is still dere from yesserday. Woo-puppin'-hooo!! It's not as much as last time but it's still there and it's below 32 degrees..

Me & My Uncle Made a Run For It


December 9th 2008 9:35 am
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And it failed.

Shoot.

Lady is chained up on da long long chain (she has access to the food bowls, water & doghouses..but she can't go far if she digs out) and we weren't. So, we dug out. Fur da furst time alone (okay, not for the first time alone but whatever) And we got caught. Lady was barkin' (thanks Lady) & woke up Mom, which had to put on clothes & everything in the middle of da night to go out & get us and put us back in da fence. he - he..

Hyperactive Time


December 4th 2008 9:58 am
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It's Hyper time! woo hoo, hooray!!

I wuvs Hyper Time! I get to jump all over and stuff.. I think every time is hyper time though..it doesn't make senses.. it not make sense AT ALL.

My mommy came out in her jammies (ha ha if only I had thumbs to video tape that, I would) to feed us & I jump all over the pawlace. Dat is like she sayin' 'it's hyper time'. It's MY special time & I says so so it must be!!

Mom Hasn't Been Paying Attention


December 2nd 2008 1:10 am
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Mommy hasn't been puttin' lots of attwention into us wately but she so busy & stuffers.. Sometime soon next day she off she gonna take us fur walks. Hooray! Mommy's daughfur will take Lady fur a walk, Mommy's teenage son will be takin' Screech for a walk and Mommy be goin' to be takin' me for a walk.

She better - 'cause she's been too busy lately!

It Snowed Wittle


November 27th 2008 7:10 pm
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It snowed a wittle.. vewwy windy & rainy but da snow stoppeded after while. Dat make me sad. But, is not vewwy dat fond of cold wether. Den is just gotta hang around 'dil it stops.

It vewwy cold 'dil -- but da snow stoppeded.. we hides in dog house 'dil stop.

I poking my nose out da doggy house an mommy say I cute and dat my face looks so 'dorable & look like wittle snuggly bear.

Does I?

Anyway, da snow stoppeded but it still vewwy cold. We all shared da doggyhouses today. I didn't get no tookiy yet. But I betters. After all, - me deserves it. I CUTE, right??

Da Fanksgivin' Dance


November 26th 2008 6:01 pm
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Da Fanksgivin' Dance.. It goes like dis'

Hopp hopp to da left
Hopp hopp to da right
Hopp hopp everywheres...

HOPPITY HOP HOP HOPP!!

Happeh' Fanksgivin', everyfur. Have a great one & and eat some nom turkey. I betters get somes. I sing vewwy bootifully and it's hard work ya know!!!!

Boring Day..


November 18th 2008 7:52 pm
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It's been boring for a few weeks. No hwappenings..just the usual people passing by WIFOUT OUR permission. Mom took the cats out for a walk the offur day.. Misty the Devil Brat came out near the fwence.. Grrr.. I angry then. I ran up against the fwence and got yelled at by my pawrents. Fur getting protective. I say BLAH!!!!

I've Experienced Something...


November 12th 2008 3:59 pm
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Pawing wuv furward. All fanks to P*I*F group. I discovfured somefing dat I wouldn't else discovfur. Wuv. Lots and lots of wuv. Again, all fanks to the P*I*F group. Me and my fur mom and furless mommie lady have discovfured FAITH in awot of fings.. Fank you so much P*I*F.

Posing Purdy


November 9th 2008 1:13 am
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I'll be posin' purdy (or momma finks... hahaha) fur da cammie in da mornz. Ma momma be takin' lotsa piccies of us ta' put on our pagez.

Anyway, maybe we'll be gettin' treetz 'n 'sum burritos or somfin' fur posin' purdy. 'ai won', bu' I know da odders will. 'cuz Lady is da queen an' Screechy luvs to pose purdy 'n he handsome. BOL.

By da wai, I be fankin' catstercodes.tw ilightmoon.net/ fur sum' wonnerful page do-ons 'n stuffs! Bye, fur now!



Snuggls 'n Bawks,
from, Dotty da Insane Pup Bawker

My Pawsome Page


November 7th 2008 11:51 pm
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My pawsome page, isn't it so pawsome? I especially love my falling bones. It makes me hungry whenever I look at it. Like when I was looking at it before I got this entry release opened, I had to take a bite of my kibbles. No.. not my kibbles. Something else. Good food. Anyway, I love the colorful paws on the background. And mom lady says since I'm so crazy she put up crazy colors for the fonts - orange and green.

We'd all like to tank www.catstercodes.twilightmoon.net for these pawsome ideas. That is all how we doggies got our little do-ons, like the inner background and then the font colors and different fonts and and.. evfurrything. Thanks so much evfurryfur from www.catstercodes.twilightmoon.net for making these pawsome stuff.

Yay yay, I hail www.catstercodes.twilightmoon.net! I repeated this site three times so you should go check it out for pawsome do-ons.

Love evfurryfur, but now I gotta go eat - I'm pretty skinny and I gotta get my eats, so.. bye!

Snuggles and Barks,
The Insane Barker, of the Barker group.. Screech is the Devil Barker and lady is the Angel Barker.. teehee...

Tagged by Doodle


November 5th 2008 6:07 pm
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Tagged by my furiend Doodle!

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Rules: Tag your furiends too, post 7 fun facts about yourself.. (make sure that you message, or send your furiends a rosette letting them know that they have been tagged!
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I'm tagging, Jelly, Merrybelle, Oscar, and Sadie Lickins

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7 random fun facts about myself..hmmmm...
1): I'm part coyote
2): I'm insane and a bit mean, but who cares - my momma still loves me!
3): I'm my furless brother's insane angel pup girl....
4): I HATE PICKING UP THINGS... Seriously, whenever my mom gives me a bone, I don't pick it up...
5): I'm a little fur-girl in a big fur-girl's body..
6): I'm insane, and I don't let my pawrents pet me
7): I like to lick people's hands... c:

The Unleash of My Life: Series One


October 18th 2008 11:20 pm
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My mommy says I arrroooo, arrrrooooo with the coyote too much. She also says I'm 'bad' at howling? What is 'bad'??? I just don't understand these silly hoomen words!!!

I'm known for arroooo, arroooing!! Wif my furdad and furmom!!!

Okay, back to the juicy news!! Umm, I shall unleash the wonderful, doggerific life of.. ME!! And my insanity...

Well, there was once, a doggy (my furmom! BOL) who was going to get fixed sometime soon, and then she got unexpectedly pregnant. My humom watched over her and when dawn hit, she checked on her. All was well--- a runt, and another one who looked JUST like me when I was a baby. Another day passed and my furlings passed away. (I'm a miracle!! Arf arf!!!!) My humom, on that day, let my furmom lay in the laundry room and take care of me on a big, nice soft blanket. Checking in every hour or so. It turned out that, I was going to live and grow into a big, strong miss Dotty. And I did! An insane one, at that!! My humom says she's going to take me in to get fixed soon, because I'm growing pretty fast and she doesn't wanna have more doggies!! (Even though she wants to, she knows she cant) and my furmom ended up trying to drag along a little human on the road when she was naughty and got out (oops!!!) and they took her to the pound for TEN days.. Apparently, my humom cried for 3 days!!! At the time she was at the bound, she got a microchip, rabies shot, and got fixed. She was VERY calm and she got to lay in the laundry room for a few days, then she got tied on a long chain outside separated from us to be 'lone so we couldn't jump on her and such. 7 days passed and she FINALLY got to come back in my pen and we were having a blast!! She was so calm, and to this day she still is---calmer than Screech and I!!

And there it is- the beautiful story series of my lovely past.

Well, see you all- thanks for reading my great story--- gotta go pounce on Lady and steal her food! Or try to... Hmmm...

-Dotty

Mom Lady's Craziness


October 16th 2008 11:59 pm
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Mom Lady's Craziness is overwhelming!! Nice thought: she thought she could connect a tarp to the side of the fence to block some of the wind. VERY nice thought! We were all contemplating it tonight, Screech was looking at me like we were CRAZY.... I really dunno what mom lady was thinking.
It was a nice thought, Mom Lady, and thanks for caring for us. But...WHAT THE DOG WAS THAT?!?!?
Well, I guess wind comes from the side sometimes, but it could come from above!! It just COULD!!!
Since Daddy spoils us as much as other daddy and two mommie ladies do, he's bringing the white igloo houselike object up so we can hide in it when it snows.
It's a REAL comfy little dog house. It looks like an igloo and it's white, I like removing the bottom though, and laying in the dirt!
It was actually made for Lady. Well, I dunno. Maybe he meant it for all of us. Lady thinks it's just for her, though! She used that when she was outside and had to be separated from us so we didn't jump on her. She got fixed and had to be separated from us for a few days. Boo!!

Oo, gotta go howl with the coyotes! Bye!!

-Dotty

Did you see my page?


October 13th 2008 2:56 pm
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OMD! I'm so lucky to have this boo-ee-tee-ful page!!! Did you see the objects that go right and then the objects that go down?? And the nice background with colored paws, white and it even INCLUDES the inner space?? WOOO!!!

YAY! Brightness of the day has RETURNED!!!


October 11th 2008 9:34 am
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WOO! The total brightness of the day has returned! It was looking real gloomy. I've always wondered, why do clouds move? Does someone in the sky push 'em? Ouch!!! Ray of light RIGHT in the face! Ow! Blinded!!

Gotta go!!

Wow!!!!!


October 9th 2008 4:36 pm
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Thank you everyone for picking me as diary of the day! I didn't know!! Thank you alot.. Thank you.. Thank you SO much!!!!!!!!!!

I'm so excited I got chosen for diary of the day!

Dotty

Hole-Stealing


October 3rd 2008 6:24 pm
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Oh. So everyone with me? Okay. So miss mom lady went out to feed us, some water in the giantic green bowl tied to the fence so we wouldn't drag it around and spill it and all that stuff.

Went back in, and called Lady out of her hole to sweet talk her and stuff. And then I stole her hole. HA! BOY was she mad. And so was miss mom lady.

THEN I really got in trouble. Of course I was stupid enough to fall for her sweet talking me later on in the day and came outta the hole. Lady stole it back. THEN she also stole my BONES.

How DARE she?!!?! MY bones. NOT hers that she stole back. MY bones! Oh, and then she stole Screech's too. He's the ALPHA, man. He's the ALPHA!! He usually steals OUR bones and OUR food! But no. Lady took over!! WOW.

(wasn't THAT the apocalypse!) So the next day me and Lady got into a hard fight. (people, this is a REAL entry. not a fake one, this isn't a story I just made up) And Screech, being the savior, actually RAN into both of us to break us up..

Wow! Were we mad at him. Then of course we got more bones to make up for it, and to be even with Lady.

But then, here's the ultimate part. She stole MY hole! Well I guess I deserved it, but.. she stole MY hole, and MY bones!

I just stole her hole! BIG DEAL. She could have ran and laid down in the shade or just lay in mine TEMPORARILY but no.

She HAD to steal mine. So fine. I stood up between the boards that she dug her hole under, and just 'guarded' her. Till she woke up. Then I went to sleep.

Yay for me!

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