Cutie of the Decade's Diary

Me isn't an agility dog, and Mommy isn't pewfect but whoo- is? I is, I is!!

Mommy didn't twain me fur that, but she did twain me fur somethin'..: guarding. I is da best at guardin', yep! Mom has not fixed me yet, nope. I'm young, I hate the vet and there's no way I won't be pregnant anytime soon..there's no one around. Mom will get me and Misty (kitty sisfur) fixed when the time comes. Misty too young and and I too hyper and wild and Mom will be surprised when I is all calm and stuff to da vet after I is fixed. Atleast, she says so.

I don't know if I is broken but oh well.

Anyway, Mommy didn't twain me fur being an agility dog. I don't do twicks, nope. Mom doesn't take us on walks often, but we have a yard to run around in. She doesn't take us on walks because of these reasons: Wild animals, elk, bears, deer, cougars, that will attack us. Mommy needs da defense and she's usually not prepared to get a big stick to fight off a bear or somethin'. She's not perfect but who is.

She loves us, she gives us treats and love everyday, and animals are life, she says. She'll die fur us, she'll defend us, she has really not many furiends in real life. We are her friends.

again, no she's not perfect. No one is perfect..not even me.. no, just kidding, I am!! hee heee...

If you don't respect dat, don't talk to us. Mom is often very busy, but she loves us more dan herself, more dan anyone else on the planet, more dan peppermints.. (and she REALLY likes peppermints), anything in the world. She'd do everything fur us.